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  1. 1. What are you doing for Valentine's?

    • My Significant Other, all night long!
    • A romantic dinner and activity, then the fucking can finally begin!
    • I'll have a date, I swear! Uh, anyone wanna go out for Valentine's?
    • Progressing from merely depressed to downright suicidal.
    • Crying myself to sleep in a pile of used porn and tissues.
    • Valentine's Day is for weak mortals and their puny emotions. Love is a disease!
    • You know, the usual; stalking my ex/crush/celebrity infatuation.
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    • Masturbating.
    • Masturbating furiously.
    • Masturbating furiously while sobbing uncontrollably.
    • Sending myself flowers at work/school to spare myself the embarrassment of revealing how alone I am to my colleagues.
    • Eating a long ton of chocolate to chase away the pain.
    • Dumping my significant other because I strive to perfect my cruelty.
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    • Getting into a fight with my Significant Other because it makes Valentine's Day sex more exciting/possible.
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    • Snuggling up with my dakimakura and reciting poetry to her. I know what true love is.
    • $2 hooker from down by the docks.
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    • $200 prostitute from the back pages of the local free paper.
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    • $2000/hour lady of the night from the number the boys down at the country club have been passing around.
    • Writing angsty and terrible poetry, wishing I was loved or at least understood.
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    • Nothing; I'm married.


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I'll be working that night.

 

...and supposedly I'm suppose to stalk/seduce this girl w/ a boyfriend according to my roommates, coworkers, and friends.

 

You're going to team up with a boyfriend to stalk/seduce a woman? That's a very aggressive menage a trois strategy you got there....

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I'll be working that night.

 

...and supposedly I'm suppose to stalk/seduce this girl w/ a boyfriend according to my roommates, coworkers, and friends.

 

You're going to team up with a boyfriend to stalk/seduce a woman? That's a very aggressive menage a trois strategy you got there....

We've got everything planned, even the music.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sTKVN9UAnw

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Where's the option for "Nothing, it's just another day"? I don't have a girlfriend, and I'm not married, but I certainly don't waste my time balking about it, not when there's money to be made and fortunes to seize.

 

All you single whiny FOREVER ARON brats (you know who you are) listen to this man! He speaks the words of a true man.

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Where's the option for "Nothing, it's just another day"? I don't have a girlfriend, and I'm not married, but I certainly don't waste my time balking about it, not when there's money to be made and fortunes to seize.

 

Oh for that option I just went with the "Valentine's Day is for weak mortals and their puny emotions."

Seemed the closest to an "I don't care for it" thing. Unless folks shove it in my face I can go through Valentines and several more days before I realise what Monday was. I don't see the point anyway. Why that specific day? If you really like your partner, why hold out till that one day (of a potential 3) per year to show them that? And when everything is so jacked up in price for couple-related activities. And I probably won't care.

I'd probably surprise the missus with a romantic evening n stuff the week before. And I'd hope they don't fuss too much over valentines n understand my general apathy n thoughts to it. (heck they get the better deal out of it, random romantic evenings throughout the year instead of spending a dedicated day most likely with every other sappy couple to share it with)

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