Dr. GOH!'s Lonely Hearts Club
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1. What are you doing for Valentine's?
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My Significant Other, all night long!
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A romantic dinner and activity, then the fucking can finally begin!
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I'll have a date, I swear! Uh, anyone wanna go out for Valentine's?
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Progressing from merely depressed to downright suicidal.
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Crying myself to sleep in a pile of used porn and tissues.
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Valentine's Day is for weak mortals and their puny emotions. Love is a disease!
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You know, the usual; stalking my ex/crush/celebrity infatuation.0
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Masturbating.
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Masturbating furiously.
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Masturbating furiously while sobbing uncontrollably.
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Sending myself flowers at work/school to spare myself the embarrassment of revealing how alone I am to my colleagues.
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Eating a long ton of chocolate to chase away the pain.
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Dumping my significant other because I strive to perfect my cruelty.0
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Getting into a fight with my Significant Other because it makes Valentine's Day sex more exciting/possible.0
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Snuggling up with my dakimakura and reciting poetry to her. I know what true love is.
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$2 hooker from down by the docks.0
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$200 prostitute from the back pages of the local free paper.0
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$2000/hour lady of the night from the number the boys down at the country club have been passing around.
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Writing angsty and terrible poetry, wishing I was loved or at least understood.0
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Nothing; I'm married.
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