Dr. GOH!'s Lonely Hearts Club

[Mr. GOH!]

Send unusual flowers (think florst-grade kale) to my FB at her work, just to keep her off-guard and any interlopers wary...

 

You send flowers to your facebook?

 

I think I'm not understanding something.

[Mercurial]

Valentines Day is like facebook or facetime on iPhone. People expect you to use and do stupid little shit that isn't important and then get upset. Southpark episode of facebook is a good example of this. Anyhow forever alone, fap while crying, ect.

[Enervation]

Send unusual flowers (think florst-grade kale) to my FB at her work, just to keep her off-guard and any interlopers wary...

 

You send flowers to your facebook?

 

I think I'm not understanding something.

 

Could always send ASCII flowers in a status update.

[Mercurial]

This thread has a distinct lack of alcohol. What kind of lonely people are you?!

Edited February 14, 2011 by Hakidia

[Pirandello]

I'll worry about relationships when I'm actually in one.

 

Until then, midterms are this week, so now's not really a good time to start bawling.

[Enervation]

This thread has a distinct lack of alcohol. What kind of lonely people are you?!

 

We drown our sorrows in tea and killstreaks.

[TheForgetfulBrain]

Ugh. Don't try to go to dinner on V-Day.

 

Everywhere's been reserved months ago and everywhere is serving special multi-course menus that are like a bajillion dollars per person.

[Battra92]

Ugh. Don't try to go to dinner on V-Day.

 

Everywhere's been reserved months ago and everywhere is serving special multi-course menus that are like a bajillion dollars per person.

 

Indeed. It's much cheaper/more romantic to cook and eat at home.

[TheForgetfulBrain]

I'm going to experiment cooking steak for the first time... oh boy!

[Hot Heart]

Brain's Valentine's Day

[slatz_grobnik]

Send unusual flowers (think florst-grade kale) to my FB at her work, just to keep her off-guard and any interlopers wary...

 

You send flowers to your facebook?

 

I think I'm not understanding something.

 

You know, me and Zuckerberg, we got a thing. {/deadpan}

 

Substitute preferred euphemism for "person(s) with whom one has both emotional ties and sexy fun time, but without the formalities, duties, or privileges of a capital-R Relationship, or specific commercial arrangement."

[floppymcwiggle]

What are you schlubs and schlub-ettes doing for the Hallmark-mandated holiday celebrating sexytime?

Actully, I am going to a wedding. Yeah some inconsderate moron is having their wedding today. Sounds like a great idea, but consider its a holiday and a monday when people wok, and the wedding is at 6pm. Im guessing they won't get many attendees or gifts.( Which might be good considering I contemplated takin a dump in an unmarked box, and adding a cinderblock for weight.)

Family can be so inconsiderate sometimes!

Edited February 14, 2011 by floppymcwiggle

[Battra92]

I'm going to experiment cooking steak for the first time... oh boy!

 

I'm telling you. In the restaurants they sear it on a grill pan and cook it in the oven under the broiler. That's what I plan on doing tonight.

[TheForgetfulBrain]

I just heard my girlfriend tell her sister on the phone that the diamond earrings I got her for our two-year (dating) anniversary (which was on the 8th, so I was kind of counting as a V-Day/Anniversary combo gift) were "really small."

 

Annnnd, my pride over that gift, shattered.

 

[Hot Heart]

Tell her maybe she just has big ears. Then you'll be even.

 

That's how relationships work, right?

[Battra92]

I just heard my girlfriend tell her sister on the phone that the diamond earrings I got her for our two-year (dating) anniversary (which was on the 8th, so I was kind of counting as a V-Day/Anniversary combo gift) were "really small."

 

Annnnd, my pride over that gift, shattered.

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTpjQvkJEBE

 

Skip to 7:35.

[Commander Shepard]

 

For everyone on TAY. I hope the feeling is mutual <3.

[CorgiShinobi]

Well, I got some names last night, and etc, for possible dates, but hell if I'm going to have a first date on Valentine's Day.

[SkyGriever]

I'll be having a great night with the only faithful bitch I know, Ms. Heikenen. Pocket-sized, doesn't whine, and can drink her warm or ice cold.

[Hot Heart]

But you have to pull her ring.

[SkyGriever]

Nah, all I have to do is pop her cap

[TheForgetfulBrain]

I just heard my girlfriend tell her sister on the phone that the diamond earrings I got her for our two-year (dating) anniversary (which was on the 8th, so I was kind of counting as a V-Day/Anniversary combo gift) were "really small."

 

Annnnd, my pride over that gift, shattered.

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTpjQvkJEBE

 

Skip to 7:35.

 

Haa. Ohh, Keaton. I remember watching that when I was younger - it's brilliant.

[Pirandello]

I just heard my girlfriend tell her sister on the phone that the diamond earrings I got her for our two-year (dating) anniversary (which was on the 8th, so I was kind of counting as a V-Day/Anniversary combo gift) were "really small."

 

Annnnd, my pride over that gift, shattered.

 

 

Diamonds are nothing more than chunks of coal that stuck to their jobs.

-Malcolm Forbes

Maybe it's time for a change of gift? And perhaps something not so destructive on the wallet.

 

Which brings me to this quote about the girl:

 

I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck.

-Emma Goldman

 

Shallow, yes?

Edited February 15, 2011 by Pirandello

[TheForgetfulBrain]

Hahaha.

 

Digging the quotes, Pir.

 

EDIT

 

I just got the lamest Valentine's Day Card ever, from Atlus.

 

 

Am I missing something? It's just... so basic.

Edited February 15, 2011 by TheForgetfulBrain

[slatz_grobnik]

 

Diamonds are nothing more than chunks of coal that stuck to their jobs.

-Malcolm Forbes

Maybe it's time for a change of gift? And perhaps something not so destructive on the wallet.

 

Which brings me to this quote about the girl:

 

I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck.

-Emma Goldman

 

Shallow, yes?

 

I'm still trying to figure out how you can quote Goldman right after Forbes and not cause some sort of violent explosion.