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Dr. GOH!'s Lonely Hearts Club


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  1. 1. What are you doing for Valentine's?

    • My Significant Other, all night long!
    • A romantic dinner and activity, then the fucking can finally begin!
    • I'll have a date, I swear! Uh, anyone wanna go out for Valentine's?
    • Progressing from merely depressed to downright suicidal.
    • Crying myself to sleep in a pile of used porn and tissues.
    • Valentine's Day is for weak mortals and their puny emotions. Love is a disease!
    • You know, the usual; stalking my ex/crush/celebrity infatuation.
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    • Masturbating.
    • Masturbating furiously.
    • Masturbating furiously while sobbing uncontrollably.
    • Sending myself flowers at work/school to spare myself the embarrassment of revealing how alone I am to my colleagues.
    • Eating a long ton of chocolate to chase away the pain.
    • Dumping my significant other because I strive to perfect my cruelty.
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    • Getting into a fight with my Significant Other because it makes Valentine's Day sex more exciting/possible.
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    • Snuggling up with my dakimakura and reciting poetry to her. I know what true love is.
    • $2 hooker from down by the docks.
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    • $200 prostitute from the back pages of the local free paper.
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    • $2000/hour lady of the night from the number the boys down at the country club have been passing around.
    • Writing angsty and terrible poetry, wishing I was loved or at least understood.
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    • Nothing; I'm married.


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I'm still trying to figure out how you can quote Goldman right after Forbes and not cause some sort of violent explosion.

The key is space. In this case, I gave it two lines' worth. Enough to prevent their awareness of each other.

 

Quotes are fickle creatures indeed.

 

Anyways, the day is progressing along smoothly.

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Haa. Ohh, Keaton. I remember watching that when I was younger - it's brilliant.

 

Indeed. Pure genius. Anyway, I sympathize as I bought my fiancee a nice antique ring. She likes it but I know several people have commented that the diamonds are tiny and that the ring itself is tiny. That three month bullshit makes me want to kick the teeth out of everyone at DeBeers.

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