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Cos of the naming I have no idea which of the Bourne films I've seen and which I haven't.

 

They're all pretty much the same... :P

Yup. The gist for every single Bourne movie;

1. Someone messes with Bourne (or in this case Jeremy Renner's character, I can't remember his name, which is already a wonderful sign)

2. Dudes in suits constantly remind the people that messed with Bourne that they fucked up big time and have unleashed something beyond their control etc. etc. YES WE GET IT BOURNE IS UNSTOPPABLE

3. Lots of scenes of Bourne collecting information, running, and incapacitating his pursuers.

4. After a set amount of time/damage has been done, he disappears into the shadows until Universal decides they want a new mo... I mean, until the government messes with Bourne again.

 

Yes, there's an overarching narrative in the original trilogy, but the reveal behind the curtain is rather boring. It's mostly a chance for Universal to get some Bond action in without owning the rights to Bond.

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Lawless. I went in expecting a fair amount, and unfortunately it didn't deliver. Don't get me wrong, its an enjoyable film, but it feels smaller than i was expecting. A few characters felt hacked on and nothing really happens. Still i'd recommend it for Tom Hardy alone. He was again, fantastic.

 

Just a tip to anyone who does see it. Prepare to suspend your disbelief. It gets a little crazy at one point.

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Highlander.

 

The fights are actually alright but the back and forth of the storyline is kind of confusing. The badguy is just so typical too, Also the badguy's sword is apparently made in sections, including the blade, of which I wasn't aware was a thing. The soundtrack I have no issue with since it spawned this wonderful song by Queen:

 

 

With that, I don't understand why they made sequels but I'll go watch them in due time.

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Prometheus.

 

It's neat and sparkly but it's at least three films crammed into one, and I'm pretty sure one of those films is an Alien film to please studio heads. The film crammed way too much stuff in, after a fairly slow start, to such a degree no one stops to ask what is going on. Except the ginger lass,

and that's cos Weyland is on board and no one stops to ask her why she has blood all over her and stomach staples.

 

 

Fassbender was neat albeit he was a 2-dimensional ridley scott Alien franchise android which means his plot points were telegraphed several decades ago.

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Taken 2.

 

It's not nearly bad as reviews make it out to be, but then again the first taken wasn't exactly loved by critics either. If you enjoyed the first and like Neeson Season, then watch it it is worth your money. The movie is made more enjoyable if you consider the idea that Liam Neeson hates minorities/foreigners.

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Pom Poko

 

It's weird more than anything. And very very preachy. Which I can be fine with but this struggled to work out of it was trying to teach you to care for wildlife or if it was going to have tanookis sail off in giant scrotum ships and going all DBZ style on Tokyos ass.

 

Current housemate only has a small selection of the Studio Ghibli collection compared to Tom though. Which at least makes avoiding Grave of Fireflies kinda easy (except she has said about actually picking that and tissues up). I might suggest Totoro next, since that seems to be one folks like. (Though that's "next..in the Ghibli stuff", cos I'll probably aim for something hollywoodish next film)

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Tales From Earthsea

 

I caught it on Starz Family so here I am. I never read the books but I love the setting I saw in the movie. I'm not too sure about how I feel about the characters. Sparrowhawk is a fine dude though. This movie suffers from stuffing such a rich world into a movie.

 

Cowboy and Aliens

 

Odd film but it was fine. Can't say I paid too much attention...

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Argo. The dialogue was good, the actors were great, the story and premise was good too. It suffered from an identity crisis, it was funny and almost Oceans 11 at times, then it was serious and really dark, then funny again, then serious.

 

It also suffers from being based on a true story, so the ending is known before hand therefore the tension has to be exaggerated in the middle.

 

Over-all the movie is one long suspense movie, meaning that things always go wrong at the worst possible times, and its very predictable. The movie drags on the suspense so long that I started to really get irritated at the end.

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The Amazing Spiderman.

 

Everyone is largely stupid and the film writes a lot of the plot out in big bold letters. It is also a shame that it spent so long going over the origin stuff again. I think Incredible Hulk did the whole "reboot within a decade" thing rather well by just diving straight into it being Hulk and skipping the Gamma radtion stuff.

Spiderman was flash, had some good action in it, but yeah way too much stupidity. Such as

 

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And folks used to say it was stupid that Doc Ock threw a car at Peter Parker.

 

I do like the Lizard though, the original trilogy always teased him, but never used him. In retrospect of all the films coming out between the last Spiderman, and that includes the introspective ones like Kick-Ass, it's quite amazing how not-good a film this is given all the other films to work from for advice and tips.

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Looper

 

I just didn't feel like it did much. The "closing the loop" bit with Seth was about the only special part of the whole "time travel" side of things. The TK stuff felt kinda randomly lumped on. The film made a point of just not really explaining these elements of itself. Just cuaslly mentioning "of TK exists" and yet it becomes a somewhat important part of hte plot later on, and with time travel Bruce Willis getting angry at the concept of even having to explain time travel. Also Levitts face was just waaayy too distracting throughout, neat they put the effort in to make him look like a younger version of Willis, but it just doesn't work too well. Especially as there's more to it than just make-up, and there didn't seem to be much effort in making them seem similar people, just similar looks.

 

Also Willis cares for Levitt way less than he should. While he's aware he wants to kill him he must also be aware that should Levitt be captured they'll mutilate him which in turn reflects on to Willis, thus kinda fucking up his plans to kill child version of the Rainmaker. So it's in his best interest to keep Levitt safe. The moment he gained the scars from the shotgun blast should have been the moment he immediately beelined for Levitt.

 

 

Also the film maker did not care for kids at all, but that doesn't really weigh in the good/bad scale of things.

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Looper

 

I just didn't feel like it did much. The "closing the loop" bit with Seth was about the only special part of the whole "time travel" side of things. The TK stuff felt kinda randomly lumped on. The film made a point of just not really explaining these elements of itself. Just cuaslly mentioning "of TK exists" and yet it becomes a somewhat important part of hte plot later on, and with time travel Bruce Willis getting angry at the concept of even having to explain time travel. Also Levitts face was just waaayy too distracting throughout, neat they put the effort in to make him look like a younger version of Willis, but it just doesn't work too well. Especially as there's more to it than just make-up, and there didn't seem to be much effort in making them seem similar people, just similar looks.

 

Also Willis cares for Levitt way less than he should. While he's aware he wants to kill him he must also be aware that should Levitt be captured they'll mutilate him which in turn reflects on to Willis, thus kinda fucking up his plans to kill child version of the Rainmaker. So it's in his best interest to keep Levitt safe. The moment he gained the scars from the shotgun blast should have been the moment he immediately beelined for Levitt.

 

 

Also the film maker did not care for kids at all, but that doesn't really weigh in the good/bad scale of things.

 

100% agreed.

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The Amazing Spiderman.

 

Everyone is largely stupid and the film writes a lot of the plot out in big bold letters. It is also a shame that it spent so long going over the origin stuff again. I think Incredible Hulk did the whole "reboot within a decade" thing rather well by just diving straight into it being Hulk and skipping the Gamma radtion stuff.

Spiderman was flash, had some good action in it, but yeah way too much stupidity. Such as

 

vlcsnap-2012-10-27-21h26m52s101.png

 

 

And folks used to say it was stupid that Doc Ock threw a car at Peter Parker.

 

I do like the Lizard though, the original trilogy always teased him, but never used him. In retrospect of all the films coming out between the last Spiderman, and that includes the introspective ones like Kick-Ass, it's quite amazing how not-good a film this is given all the other films to work from for advice and tips.

 

I actually am on the fence with that movie. In some respects it improved so much on the most recent spiderman movies. Gwen Stacy was actually a worth while love interest, captain Stacy was a bit of a defensive prick for no reason.

 

I on the other hand felt like the Lizard felt almost like a re-imagining of the Green Goblin, but no where near as good as DeFoe was. (I may have this opinion because he resembled the Ultimate Spiderman Goblin. Bendis having been a major part of writing the script may have something to do with this)

 

Overall I felt that even though this was a better move than the previous intro to spiderman (the way Peter discovered his powers was very funny and somewhat more reasonable than it was in the first intro movie) I just couldn't get behind it because I had seen this movie already.

 

I do think that the sequel will feel new and fresh and we will start to get a great series from there.

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Cyrus.

 

Part of me wants to put this under 'crap' but another part of me really wanted to like this film. It has a good cast ("MARISA TOMEI!") and the concept has potential, but the actual story doesn't really start until two-thirds of the way through. It takes forever to introduce any conflicts, and those are usually resolved with a simple conversation, where contrivances are matched up against naturalism. It does have its moments though, and the performances are solid; just a shame a lot of it seems a waste.

 

I do actually want to punch the reviewer who described it as 'supremely funny' though. It's far closer to 'gently amusing'.

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The Avengers.

 

Too much CG (uh, everything), too many obvious (read: bad) Whedon jokes (Anything Robert Downey Jr. said, the clip after the credits), lots of plot holes (lolThorgotbacktoearthHULKCANCONTROLHIMSELFRIDESMOTORCYCLETOCITYFROMWEST

JESUSANDSURVIVESWITHOUTTURNINGINTOHULKDURINGWARTIME), and meh. It reminded me of Transformers.

 

Shrug.

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