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03/26/10

Win on Code Geass:

 

Win Laik Pya: "lol we wanted to be death note but we made babies first gundam instead"

 

03/26/10

Clarke: I wanna bang tingle

 

04/14/10

Michael Dukakis: Fuck creativity.

Michael Dukakis: Its all about the $$$

Michael Dukakis: Make it rain bitches

[REGz] Double Dracula: it is

Michael Dukakis: /Kotick'd

 

05/02/10

R0bster: so...how do you guys feel about genocide?

UnseenK ([k]): iron chef is on

 

05/03/10

linklonk([k]): I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine

Yarfunkle: shut up link

Yarfunkle: we all still hate you

Yarfunkle: you're just the vehicle of our rage

 

05/08/10

Win on why Megan Fox is ugly:

 

Win Laik Pya: it's like

Win Laik Pya: she's like a fucking magma lord who looks like Megan Fox.

Win Laik Pya: so at first you're like

Win Laik Pya: "oh megan fox is hot"

Win Laik Pya: and as you see her more

Win Laik Pya: you realize

Win Laik Pya: she's made of fucking magma

 

05/14/10

DMitsuki: does anybody have lost planet colonies?

Michael Dukakis: Fuck you

 

06/01/10

Michael Dukakis: Tiller...

Michael Dukakis: You work at Five Guys...

Michael Dukakis: I would fuck you for burgers yo

 

06/21/10

11:11 PM - Michael Dukakis: I don't read non-stars usually

11:11 PM - Michael Dukakis: Fucking serfs

 

06/29/10

Discussing Hurricane Ivan:

 

10:27 PM - mintycrys: and a good number of FLorida's small retirement home towns, like Jupiter and Punta Gorda, were leveled during Ivan. Biloxi? GONE

10:27 PM - mintycrys: Biloxi was wiped off the map

10:27 PM - Bill Clinton ([k]): NO

10:27 PM - Bill Clinton ([k]): NOT THE REDNECK RIVIERA!!!!!

 

07/02/10

On some horrid picture Bill showed us:

 

6:13 AM - Bill Clinton ([k]): and those arent braces

6:14 AM - Bill Clinton ([k]): they're train tracks for the BJ express

 

07/02/10

5:28 PM - Chewblaha ([k]): is it wrong that

5:28 PM - Chewblaha ([k]): i have my dog's ashes

5:28 PM - Chewblaha ([k]): next to my bed?

5:28 PM - Chewblaha ([k]): like on a table?

5:28 PM - Yarfunkle: only if you snort it as a pick me up

 

07/09/10

Chewblaha ([k]): http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/thai1.jpg

Chewblaha ([k]): check hat out

Tiller: SIDE BOOB

Chewblaha ([k]): good job tiller

Chewblaha ([k]): those are fucking trannies

Chewblaha ([k]): http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-strange-real-life-gangs-that-put-the-warriors-to-shame/

Tiller disconnected.

 

07/26/10

Delian: and we all truly know... Final Fantasy Mystic Quest was the best

Aki ([k]): hahahaha

[Flying Jukebox]: Ive watched my roommates play the final fantasy games.

BOOM! ([K]): is that the one on gameboy?

Aki ([k]): DELIAN IS TROLLIN

Delian was kicked by Chewblaha ([k]) - Gary Fencik.

Aki ([k]): lmfao

BOOM! ([K]): hahhahahah

Aki ([k]): gg chewie - agreed there

Bill Clinton ([k]): winrar

The (un)Professional ([k]): kick him again! again i say!

Delian entered chat.

Chewblaha ([k]) - Gary Fencik: NO STFU

Delian: blow me

Delian was kicked by Chewblaha ([k]) - Gary Fencik.

 

 

Michael Dukakis: Much abliged.

이순규: and next time, don't puke on a white coat

Archaotic: a;jg;abteapap'hnkae;giuwjh;vb

Michael Dukakis: Wasn't me.

Chewblaha ([k]): the fuck mike

Chewblaha ([k]): its' obliged

Chewblaha ([k]): i'm drunk and i know that

Michael Dukakis: Fuck you Chewie

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I'LL FUCKING FIND YOU, YAR.

 

 

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Chewblaha ([k]) - Gary Fencik: am i the only person who walks around with boners and not giving a shit aobut them?

Tiller: probably

Yarfunkle: our dicks are big enough for people to notice

Tiller: I do the tuck trick

Tiller: lol

Yarfunkle: BOOM! GOT YO ASS

Chewblaha ([k]) - Gary Fencik: yar...

Chewblaha ([k]) - Gary Fencik cries.

Chewblaha ([k]) - Gary Fencik: oh man..

Chewblaha ([k]) - Gary Fencik: that was..

Chewblaha ([k]) - Gary Fencik: aburn..

Chewblaha ([k]) - Gary Fencik left chat.

 

 

 

Chewblaha [85] Gary Fencik: oswalt to phillies.

Chewblaha [85] Gary Fencik: http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/38470773/ ... -baseball/

Michael Dukakis steps onto ledge

Michael Dukakis: I don't fucking care Dickey > Oswalt

Michael Dukakis weeps

Jay the Enchanter: DO IT DUKAKIS! NOBODY CARES AND NOBODY EVER WILL CARE!

(>OP<) Yarfunkle: WAIT

(>OP<) Yarfunkle: BEFORE YOU JUMP

(>OP<) Yarfunkle: can I have your shoes?

Michael Dukakis: Yes

Michael Dukakis jumps

(>OP<) Yarfunkle: thanks

(>OP<) Yarfunkle: WTF

(>OP<) Yarfunkle: didn't even give me his shoes

 

 

The Black Knight flicks on lights

The Black Knight: so where have you two been

([K]) Jon "Moose" Tetrino: blin-blink

Yarblaha: jezebel

Chewfunkle: FUCKIN SPORTS

 

 

 

Chewfunkle: FOOTBAWL!!!!!

Jerkboom: and that is the most badass treehouse ever

Chewfunkle: EVERYONE

Jerkboom: I'm suprised nobody has said "Gee, Jerk, i aught to give Minecraft a try! Where do i sign up?" yet.

Chewfunkle: FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHH

OTCIXS ([K]) entered chat.

Chewfunkle: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwB9zg7Tbx8

Chewfunkle PUTS ON MULLET WIG

([K]) Jon "Moose" Tetrino: Jerk ive been trying to convert them for months

([K]) Jon "Moose" Tetrino: we have a gsteamgroup as well

Yarblaha: lol

Chewfunkle: FAWKIN MAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDEN

Chewfunkle 's pussy drips

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9/15/2010

S.Tiger: http://www.siliconera.com/2010/09/15/a-new-pokemon-region-a-new-ecology/

S.Tiger: Confirmed: Black and White are NYC

Vintage ([k]): haha

[REGz] Lil Mama Bad as Hell: lulz

S.Tiger: Also explains more about why they're so different.

Win Laik Pya: everyone will complain when they want to build a Pokemon Gym on ground zero

Win Laik Pya: they'll say: "first free pokecenters, now this!"

 

 

10/26/2010

Bill Clinton [PXOD(k)]: wait

Bill Clinton [PXOD(k)]: troll cells and alcohol share the same chemical composition?

The Doctor: Well, obviously

Bill Clinton [PXOD(k)] turns into Keanu Reeves

Bill Clinton [PXOD(k)]: Whoa

SplashdownTiger: Whoa

mergedwarrior: Whoa

 

 

11/9/2010

George W. Bush (k): http://facepwn.com/posters/jailbait-grass-on-the-field-play-ball.jpg

S.Tiger: Anorexic much

S.Tiger: The moment you tap that her bones will shatter.

George W. Bush (k): it's for otcixs, not me

George W. Bush (k): he's got a gentle touch for those juniors

S.Tiger: And I'm warning him in advance.

George W. Bush (k): good boy, tiger

S.Tiger: PROTIP: Pump her full of your man yogurt so she can get some meat on those bones.

George W. Bush (k): ...

George W. Bush (k): son

George W. Bush (k): you lose serious rep

George W. Bush (k): for calling it 'man yogurt'

S.Tiger: No, it's hilarious.

George W. Bush (k): call it what it is

George W. Bush (k): Activia

 

 

12/10/2010

Aquati[k]Tiger: I see Aki and I see Mastrix... but no Eggs...

Michael Dukakis: His internet is... scrambled.

AcidCrownie [P1W] left chat.

Michael Dukakis: Fixing it isn't going to go... over easy.

OkayOctane shoots self.

Aquati[k]Tiger: Guess he'll have to wait until the U.S. is on the planet's... sunny side.

OkayOctane shoots self again.

Aquati[k]Tiger: Oh don't be so hard-boiled.

OkayOctane shoots self again...again.

Michael Dukakis: Hey Okay... omelette you finish...

OkayOctane sets himself on fire.

OkayOctane: YOURE KILLING ME HERE

 

 

12/18/2010

Win Laik Pya: no fuck that. it isn't a "hostile" place, it's just a place where people don't have major goddamn self-esteem issues and don't care about offending other people because you shouldn't be fucking offended in the first place.

Mastrix: i think so

Mastrix: yeah that one

Win Laik Pya: honestly it's like going to 4chan and then being shocked that you see a penis.

 

 

Rabbit: gay lesbian

Rabbit: tomato tomato

MRshibbalibbadingdong ([k]): wait

AttnWhre: ?

Rabbit: nevermind

MRshibbalibbadingdong ([k]): how are we suppose to know which is which when typed

MRshibbalibbadingdong ([k]): tomato or tomato

MRshibbalibbadingdong ([k]): you see my dilema

Michael Dukakis: Man...

Rabbit: i dunno

Aquati[k]Tiger: IT'S TOMATO

Michael Dukakis: This is starting to worry me.

Rabbit: no its tomato

Shadowplay: tomayto tomato

MRshibbalibbadingdong ([k]): IS IT TOMATO OR TOMATO

MRshibbalibbadingdong ([k]): OH GOD

MRshibbalibbadingdong ([k]): MY BRAIN

Aquati[k]Tiger: god dammit it's tomato

Rabbit: tomota or tomayto

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Jim Raynor: what do gay horses eat?

Jim Raynor: HAAAAAAAYYY

DMitsuki: no they eat dick

DMitsuki: cuz they are gay

DMitsuki: duh you dumbshit

 

 

~~~

 

right place right time:

 

 

BOOM!: ask shibbs

BOOM!: hes a graphic artist extrordinaire

MRshibbs ([k]): how do i move the camera?

 

~~~~~~

 

self fail:

 

 

UnseenK ([k]): who here is retarded?

Win Laik Pya: is fapping to a fetish story you came up with like liking your own facebook status?

 

~~~~~

 

 

Shadowplay: a giant goat

Shadowplay: with trees growing out of its ass

Shadowplay: can you do that?

UnseenK ([k]): yes

UnseenK ([k]): but it would be a lot of work for something dumb

Shadowplay: make it happen

 

~~~~~

 

I hope you can feel the awkwardness:

 

 

UnseenK ([k]): one of them

UnseenK ([k]): starts massaging my hair

UnseenK ([k]): and it felt really

UnseenK ([k]): good

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Me and...TheGrapevine333 (Cough) were talking about a recent problem that he had with a woman.

 

Chewblaha ([k]): he's the fucking NEMESIS

Chewblaha ([k]): the one who

TheGrapevine333: lol

Chewblaha ([k]): acts like he's no threat

Chewblaha ([k]): about two year ago...

Chewblaha ([k]): my friend (CENSORED), had a huge thing for her

Chewblaha ([k]): all she did was hang out with this guy (CENSORED)

Chewblaha ([k]): same shit you're talking about

Chewblaha ([k]): always said it didn't mean anything

Chewblaha ([k]): FUCKING LIAR

TheGrapevine333: like i said though, i felt this way before the shit storm

Chewblaha ([k]): i know what he is to you

Chewblaha ([k]): i know

Chewblaha ([k]): i did too

Chewblaha ([k]): i knew it. but it was always denied

Chewblaha ([k]): what you have to do is confront of him directly

TheGrapevine333: and the thing is i know he's already asked her

TheGrapevine333: and she's already turned him away

Chewblaha ([k]): right but he's gonna try harder

Chewblaha ([k]): you have to do this

Chewblaha ([k]): get in your car

Chewblaha ([k]): find some way to put him up against a fence

Chewblaha ([k]): turn your brights on

TheGrapevine333: lmao

Chewblaha ([k]): have someone take his pants off

Chewblaha ([k]): and fucking interrogate him

TheGrapevine333: what's the point now though

Chewblaha ([k]): because he's THE NEMESIS.

TheGrapevine333: ya but i have a girlfriend.

Chewblaha ([k]): BAHHH

Chewblaha ([k]): you're no fun

 

I've had one too many Reese's cups.

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Mitsuki had a grand time talking to himself.

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merged ESFLOW: I hate.

merged ESFLOW: That guy.

merged ESFLOW: Fucking.

merged ESFLOW: Dellhome.

Chewblaha ([k]): delhomme*

merged ESFLOW: Again.

merged ESFLOW: I still hate hime.

Chewblaha ([k]): hime's are just...

Chewblaha ([k]): they can't control themselves

Chewblaha ([k]): you can't hate them

Chewblaha ([k]): they're tools

merged ESFLOW: Must..

merged ESFLOW: Not...

merged ESFLOW: Stab..

merged ESFLOW: RRRGHHH

Chewblaha ([k]): Once again

Chewblaha ([k]): rrrghhh is just an emotion

Chewblaha ([k]): can't stab it

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|ḈΩ| Sparky |M| entered chat.

02:00 - |ḈΩ| Sparky |M|: yo

02:01 - |ḈΩ| Sparky |M|: shIT

02:01 - |ḈΩ| Sparky |M|: i am low $10

02:01 - Pvt. Jackass [NGC]: WAT

02:01 - |ḈΩ| Sparky |M|: can anybody lend me ill pay back

02:01 - OkayOctane: LOL

02:01 - OkayOctane: LOLOLOL

02:01 - Pvt. Jackass [NGC]: If you be my slave forever

02:01 - Pvt. Jackass [NGC]: sure

02:01 - |ḈΩ| Sparky |M|: yea

02:02 - deanb: Yeah I've got $10 person who we've never seen before and thus have no concept of your trustworthiness, and as a non group memebr we'd never be able to track down for repayment

02:02 - deanb: just send me your bank detials

02:02 - Pvt. Jackass [NGC]: k, just write up a contract and send it to me

02:02 - Pvt. Jackass [NGC]: I'll reply within a month

02:02 - OkayOctane: SPARKY TRYNA BE SLY

02:02 - Pvt. Jackass [NGC]: busy you know

02:02 - deanb: and social security

|ḈΩ| Sparky |M| left chat.

02:02 - OkayOctane: He figures, $10 from 1 person per steam group

02:02 - deanb: I think he got the hint huh?

02:02 - OkayOctane: he'll be rich!

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12:49 - Cyber Rat [k]: But alas, this shows you will never be

12:55 - Cyber Rat [k]: "It's also the kind of game where you could happily get by without knowing precisely what's going on, and of greater importance is whether the sword that just came cartwheeling out of the weapon rack you just smashed is better than the sword you're carrying. Or, to put it another way, it's the kind of game where you remove weapons from perfectly functional weapon racks by smashing them."

12:55 - Raz: More retarded DA2 quotes?

12:56 - Cyber Rat [k]: It's actually about that Hunted game

12:56 - Cyber Rat [k]: Reading a preview article about it

12:56 - Raz: it sounds like something the DA2 crew would say

12:57 - Cyber Rat [k]: Good thing no Brits heard you say that

12:57 - Cyber Rat [k]: Since the article was written by a Brit

12:57 - deanb: ¬_¬

12:58 - Cyber Rat [k]: Oh shi- Raz, I suggest you apologize for thinking Britspeak was Americaspeak

12:58 - Raz: Fuck those brits

12:58 - Cyber Rat [k]: The fact that you're half-French makes it even worse

12:58 - deanb: he's what?

Raz was kicked by deanb.

12:59 - deanb: *sprays disenfiectant*

12:59 - Cyber Rat [k]: Well, half-French, Canadian

12:59 - Cyber Rat [k]: Same thing

12:59 - deanb *goes and showers*

13:04 - Sgt. Mike Cosgrove: im gonna have to do that soon

13:04 - Sgt. Mike Cosgrove: almost done coloring today's comic

13:04 - Cyber Rat [k]: gasp

13:04 - Cyber Rat [k]: Wait, was there a new comic on Sunday?

13:05 - Sgt. Mike Cosgrove: there was a sunday comic

Bill Clinton[PXOD] entered chat.

Bill Clinton[PXOD] left chat.

13:10 - deanb: why hasn't Raz rejoined?

13:12 - Sgt. Mike Cosgrove: maybe he took it personally?

13:15 - deanb: anyone got him as a freind and want to drag him back in here

13:15 - deanb: I'm feeling a bit bad now, thought he'd expect most kickings, especially as "hes french!!" would be for a lark

13:16 - Cyber Rat [k]: He went offline 7 minutes ago

13:17 - Cyber Rat [k]: You went too far, Dean

13:17 - Cyber Rat [k]: You went too far...

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Phailosophy entered chat.

17:21 - Phailosophy: THIS GROUP SUCKS ASS

17:21 - Phailosophy: fuck you all

17:21 - Phailosophy: fuckers

17:21 - Phailosophy: kotaku is a piece of shit now

Phailosophy left chat.

17:23 - linklonk([k]): AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

17:24 - [M.I.A.P.D.] Lulzor: baww

17:24 - Rainbow Brisk: >mfw he thinks we like Kotak

 

 

That Phail guy has generally been going into any events we post as of the past month or so with just a "no" or something. Couple weeks back he even said he was leaving the group. Apparently he didn't follow through.

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