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They just changed to commenting system to involve google+ somehow, so I guess that's why you're getting that. The thing that bothers me on youtube at the moment is them trying to get me to use my real name. It's not like I'm on there trolling or anything, but I do not want my real name on there all the same.

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People who read stuff and make too many accounts.

 

I've two personal accounts, one with real name that's pretty much the "I watch Youtube here and also stream to PS3 with" account, my ancient deanbmmv account that's submitting stuff and my "main" youtube account, and then two page accounts one for PXOD and another for different project. And all are selectable from a handy drop down box. The only thing that makes it a pain is if you've some split personality disorder and want to be multiple real people.

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Fuck that. You need more online personalities these days. One real one, which you use for family and work, and shitloads of fake ones named after various Sith Lords.

 

The one for friends and family has pictures of you at the company BBQ, laughing with John from the sales department. Maybe a picture of the family camping in Maine with a picture of a trout you caught. Send a happy birthday wish to your cousin Stacey in Utah from your FB to her FB. Wear a cardigan in your profile pic. Check in at your local Chili's or AppleBee's.

 

Then, you have the one you enjoy. You can be you and you don't have to care about a potential employer seeing the porn - the huge amount of porn involving cucumbers and beer cans - all over your Tumblr. No one has to know about that night in Brazil with Justin Beiber at the brothel. You don't violate company social media policy by making jokes about fucking someone's mom in the ass and not using a condom.

 

Only the NSA truly knows who is who, and that is how it should be.

 

Unless you work in porn. Then, who really gives a fuck. Have one online personality.

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