Eleven Posted October 2, 2014 Report Share Posted October 2, 2014 (edited) You're reading some article while the rest of the page loads, and suddenly as the page finished loading the whole webpage is dimmed, and this tiny box pops up in the middle asking you to register or just to remind you of something. Just close the tab, son... EDIT: And I know I mentioned this already, but goddamn it my post is on a new page again. Edited October 2, 2014 by Eleven 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFlyingGerbil Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 (edited) This is genuine post on my tumblr dash, not some sort of horrifying parody - I don't even know where to start. ... anonymous asked: h-hello. sorry for bothering you, but you seem the only person I know who knows a lot abouut sexualities... so, if I'm sexually attracted to both agenders and demigirls, should I identify myself as a bisexual? answer: oh trust me im really not gosh theres still a lot i need to learn and brush up on„ but, i would guess yes, but then again i mess up alot on sexuality stuff haha i have a friend whos like only attracted to boys, girls, and non binarys and she just calls herself queer ... Edited November 1, 2014 by TheFlyingGerbil 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMightyEthan Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 I don't think I understand what's happening in that post... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Jack Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 What the fuck kind of tumblrs are you following? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staySICK Posted November 2, 2014 Report Share Posted November 2, 2014 (edited) I try to be inclusive, but I have no idea what those terms even mean Edited November 2, 2014 by staySICK 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Mister Jack Posted November 3, 2014 Popular Post Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 What?! WHAT?! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?! 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Pirate Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 Fun fact: Pomegranates were known in Ancient Greece as "the fruit of the dead" and was believed to have grown from the blood from the soil where Adonis was killed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Jack Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 (edited) I can't find it anymore but I also saw a tweet where someone got offended at the phrase "hoisted by his own petard" because the word petard ends in tard. This person then went on to say that there needed to be a new word for petard to keep people from being uncomfortable. Now, I try not to offend people when I can help it but HOLY SHIT! Edited November 4, 2014 by Spooky Jack 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TheFlyingGerbil Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 OMG, you sexist bastard you thought it was about the boy. No. I thought it was about the person who is clearly the focus of the photo, and bang smack in the middle of the poster. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMightyEthan Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 I actually noted that Alex is an androgynous name and figured it was about both of them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Heat Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 What if I told you I was really a pair of twins desperately trying to become one person again? (Hopefully you'd tell me to stop watching Genesis of Aquarion.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Jack Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Fuck you if you've ever used the word "mansplain" non-ironically. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Jack Posted December 31, 2014 Report Share Posted December 31, 2014 Hey smartphone manufacturers, I'm an adult and sometimes I use adult language in my messages. I'm not an ornithologist. I'm not talking about ducks all the time. It's understandable the first few times but my phone should know by now that I am not a duck enthusiast. Quit censoring me, ya fucks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMightyEthan Posted December 31, 2014 Report Share Posted December 31, 2014 Quit censoring me, ya ducks. FTFY. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faiblesse Des Sens Posted December 31, 2014 Report Share Posted December 31, 2014 Hey smartphone manufacturers, I'm an adult and sometimes I use adult language in my messages. I'm not an ornithologist. I'm not talking about ducks all the time. It's understandable the first few times but my phone should know by now that I am not a duck enthusiast. Quit censoring me, ya fucks. Both iOS and Android let you change the keyboard. Hell for some keyboards (like Google's) it's even a toggle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Jack Posted January 1, 2015 Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 I know, but even the third-party ones do it. At least, all the ones I've tried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMightyEthan Posted January 1, 2015 Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 Also, it's possible to dislike a feature of something while still preferring it overall for other reasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faiblesse Des Sens Posted January 1, 2015 Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 I know, but even the third-party ones do it. At least, all the ones I've tried. Have you added the words to your dictionary? I have no problem with this using SwiftKey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMightyEthan Posted January 1, 2015 Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 Using Google Keyboard with them added it won't suggest them if I swipe, but if I actually type them it won't correct to something else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Jack Posted January 1, 2015 Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 I know, but even the third-party ones do it. At least, all the ones I've tried. Have you added the words to your dictionary? I have no problem with this using SwiftKey. Yup. Still does it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faiblesse Des Sens Posted January 1, 2015 Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 Just tested. Before SwiftKey wouldn't let me do gesture typing for swearing but I was successfully able to "fuck" myself several times. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staySICK Posted January 1, 2015 Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 Swype on ios let me add fuck to the dictionary. lol I had to teach it lowercase and capitalized. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Mister Jack Posted January 9, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 (edited) Edited January 9, 2015 by Mister Jack 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deanb Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 Oh god I've had that happen a fair few times as late, though not so much a internet thing and more of a app thing in general. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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