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You're reading some article while the rest of the page loads, and suddenly as the page finished loading the whole webpage is dimmed, and this tiny box pops up in the middle asking you to register or just to remind you of something.

 

Just close the tab, son...

 

EDIT: And I know I mentioned this already, but goddamn it my post is on a new page again.

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This is genuine post on my tumblr dash, not some sort of horrifying parody - I don't even know where to start.

 

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anonymous asked:

h-hello. sorry for bothering you, but you seem the only person I know who knows a lot abouut sexualities... so, if I'm sexually attracted to both agenders and demigirls, should I identify myself as a bisexual?

 

 
answer:
oh trust me im really not gosh theres still a lot i need to learn and brush up on„ but, i would guess yes, but then again i mess up alot on sexuality stuff haha i have a friend whos like only attracted to boys, girls, and non binarys and she just calls herself queer
 
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I can't find it anymore but I also saw a tweet where someone got offended at the phrase "hoisted by his own petard" because the word petard ends in tard. This person then went on to say that there needed to be a new word for petard to keep people from being uncomfortable. Now, I try not to offend people when I can help it but HOLY SHIT!

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Hey smartphone manufacturers, I'm an adult and sometimes I use adult language in my messages.  I'm not an ornithologist.  I'm not talking about ducks all the time.  It's understandable the first few times but my phone should know by now that I am not a duck enthusiast.  Quit censoring me, ya fucks.

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Hey smartphone manufacturers, I'm an adult and sometimes I use adult language in my messages.  I'm not an ornithologist.  I'm not talking about ducks all the time.  It's understandable the first few times but my phone should know by now that I am not a duck enthusiast.  Quit censoring me, ya fucks.

 

Both iOS and Android let you change the keyboard. Hell for some keyboards (like Google's) it's even a toggle.

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