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Ukraine to open Chernobyl area to tourists in 2011


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Fuck that. Soak up as many rads as you can. Or let the local rad infested wildlife attack your tour group.

 

Its just about your only realistic chance of ever attaining superpowers.

 

"Visit Beautiful Chernobyl: Possibly become a mutant superman!"

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Fuck that. Soak up as many rads as you can. Or let the local rad infested wildlife attack your tour group.

 

Its just about your only realistic chance of ever attaining superpowers.

 

"Visit Beautiful Chernobyl: Possibly become a mutant superman!"

 

Bring a live octopus in your bag, so when the mutation happen you can pull it out and become a tentacle monster!

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Sweet.

 

Now I can go there. I've actually read some accounts of people who have actually visited the site, and were pretty close to the Sarcophagus.

 

Simply put: if you value your balls, don't sit on anything, and don't put anything on the ground.

 

In addition, there was a video somebody put up on YouTube detailing a Russian journalist who was actually at Chernobyl days after the incident. He went into the sarcophagus with a crew of Russian liquidators. He died shortly after leaving the Zone. Current-day calculations that at the time of recording, there was enough radiation in the sarcophagus to kill a man in just as little as a mere hour of exposure. And to think the only thing they had for "protection" was a surgical facemask.

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