Mercurial Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 Is that really what it says? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMightyEthan Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 lol, no, I just made that up as something that an atheist monument might say. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Jack Posted July 15, 2013 Report Share Posted July 15, 2013 http://youtu.be/jKD-FlZQUQ8 Okay this is just awful. Whether you're religious or not, this is a really shitty thing to do to your child. I'm pretty sure Jehovah doesn't approve of that hot dog he's eating, either, and while I can't exactly read the tag I'm betting he wouldn't approve of the mother's clothes too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercurial Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 Ya Jehova Witnesses are a pretty corrupt version of Christianity, though there are some older folks who used to act like this. You know Rock N Roll is the devil and all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturnine Tenshi Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 My grandfather used to carp over how my video games and Magic: the Gathering cards were the devil's work. Otherwise, he was a good grandfather, but yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Heat Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 Man, the frame the embedded video has is completely misleading (ooooh sinful thoughts!). There's been a strange abundance of Jehovah's Witness activity in my area lately. Got three door to door ones last week just cruising around in their SUVs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thursday Next Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 When you say "got", it makes me wonder if you successfully hunted them. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Heat Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 I was doing them a favor, speeding them along to their precious God! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorgiShinobi Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 Urck, that was... Oh my... The mother sounded more like a lunatic than a mother. "That toy is MAGIC! Jehova HATES MAGIC! Do you want to make Him sad?" Yeah kid, do you want to ruin his day with that piece of plastic? It's not like magic is a fantasy concept derived in modern times for the purposes of entertainment! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Jack Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 (edited) Even in the context of the video they couldn't hide how being a jehovah's witness is just no fucking fun. That kid starts off so happy and excited about his new toy and going to the movies, and as soon as his mom brings up jehovah you can just see his whole childhood draining right out of his face. Edited July 16, 2013 by Mister Jack 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waldorf and Statler Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 Christian Toy Story is best kind of Toy Story. You've got a friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiend in me! You've got a friiiiiieeeeeeee i- Kid! Kid! Where are you putting me?? Come back! Please! Also I am reminded me of that scene of Walk Hard. Priest: Your music is one that comes straight from hell itself! Dewey: It's a song about holding hands! Priest: You know who else has hands?! THE DEVIL. AND HE USES THEM TO HOLD THINGS. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Jack Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 I had that exact same thought during the shot where the kid throws away that poor warrior wizard. I would so watch a Toy Story spinoff where a wizard toy gets thrown away because of crazy parents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waldorf and Statler Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 Toy Story 3 would have been better if Andy had packed up the toys and put them in the attic/basement like every single fucking guy who is at that age would do. Then not open them up for 40+ years until your kids find it and you're all "oh my god these old things! I remember them!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Jack Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 Andy obviously never knew his father. Did you see how he described Woody to Bonnie at the end of the movie? Holy shit. He has some serious abandonment issues, so it's not hard to see why he wouldn't pack them up even when he's 18. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waldorf and Statler Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 I have a friend who didn't know his father and had a loving mother who can apparently afford a big ass house while being a stay-at-home mom. He discovered porn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faiblesse Des Sens Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 Who hasn't looked at porn? What's the relevance of that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waldorf and Statler Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 Porn made him forget about daddy issues. Right before he hung himself. So yeah there's no point I guess to what I'm saying. And no I'm not kidding I do have a friend who hung himself and had the exact situation I'm describing in an inappropriate way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Jack Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 Darkest sketch! Darkest sketch! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madbassman39 Posted July 17, 2013 Report Share Posted July 17, 2013 So I watched that video and went to the youtube channel. I'm not sure if they are anti-theists (read anti-christian), or anti-atheists. If it is the former, then its pretty cleverly disguised, if its anti-atheist then its very poorly done. Either way, its confusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnstableArk Posted July 17, 2013 Report Share Posted July 17, 2013 That video made me feel dirty. Deleted it off my history, but I still don't feel clean... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Jack Posted July 17, 2013 Report Share Posted July 17, 2013 So I watched that video and went to the youtube channel. I'm not sure if they are anti-theists (read anti-christian), or anti-atheists. If it is the former, then its pretty cleverly disguised, if its anti-atheist then its very poorly done. Either way, its confusing. I checked out the channel and I'm pretty positive the guy's an atheist. I also suspect that "OnkneesforJesus" is meant to be a blowjob joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waldorf and Statler Posted July 17, 2013 Report Share Posted July 17, 2013 I WANNA GET DOWN ON MY KNEES! AND PLEASE JEEEEEEEESUS! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMightyEthan Posted July 17, 2013 Report Share Posted July 17, 2013 FEEL THE SALVATION ALL OVER MY FACE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mister Jack Posted July 17, 2013 Report Share Posted July 17, 2013 I can't remember who it was but I saw a facebook post one on a gay pride group's page that said "Homosexuality is wrong and a sin! The only man any other man should be down on their knees for is Jesus Christ!" I really, really hope that person wasn't joking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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