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  1. It's 2:30 AM, I'm drunk, and one of our central channels decided to show "William Shakespeare's Julius Caesar" with Marlon Brando. Don't know why I'm watching this.

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    2. Maritan

      Maritan

      Yeah, maybe. I actually like old school American movies. They are not shown frequently in Russia, though.

      Maybe I'm just too drunk.

    3. Battra92

      Battra92

      The first four words sum it up.

    4. SomTervo

      SomTervo

      Yeah, Brando should be justification enough for immediate entry.

  2. Haven't played BFBC2 without my bros in a long time. Decided to join Kovach's game. I think we were the only ones attacking. *sigh*

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    2. Maritan

      Maritan

      HotChops: lol.

      Johnny: I think there is, but we're not a clan. We don't treat the game too seriously. We like to do stupid things and we especially like baserape, that's why we got our own "No Rules" server.

    3. Kovach_

      Kovach_

      Gimme the name of the server XD

    4. Maritan

      Maritan

      [GV] Official server

      It used to be a very popular server, but nowadays it's not so crowded.

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    2. Cyber Rat

      Cyber Rat

      I usually dislike Sterling, but yea, Muslimes is golden.

    3. SomTervo

      SomTervo

      "ben laden was killed himself because psn is down since too long time"

       

      Hahahaha

    4. Enervation

      Enervation

      "Fanboy Fridays"

       

      ... huh.

  3. Playing as Angry Marines is sooooo cool. ALWAYS ANGRY! ALL THE TIME!

    1. excel_excel

      excel_excel

      But they always have time for corny one liners :D

  4. Man, I hate Russians in online games. Probably, the most uneducated, rude and simply unimaginative online mob on the internet.

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    2. AgamemnonV2
    3. Mal
    4. Maritan

      Maritan

      lol, Dukakis, that was a nice one.

       

      Vargras, it's just the easiest choice.

      But I'm talking about my countrymen who I meet online every day. Im simply disappointed by the whole RU zone of the internet.

       

      Don't worry p4warrior, I hate you too.

  5. I hate encountering people with 1000+ hours played in Retribution. Because of the stats reset noobs meet pros pretty often.

    1. AgamemnonV2

      AgamemnonV2

      Welcome to the world of RTSes.

    2. Enervation

      Enervation

      Matchmaking system?

    3. Maritan

      Maritan

      AgamemnonV2

      Yeah, not many RTSs capture my attention, and nowadays this genre is not so popular. I'm more of a FPS player, so it's very difficult to play against people who ONLY have DoW games in their steam library.

      Enervation

      Yep. They wanted to make it better, but right now it's fucked up.

  6. http://kotaku.com/#!5793660/self+professed-furry-charged-with-xbox-live-child-abuse?comment=38507190 "Professional Furry Artist" I can't stop laughing. His comments are very amusing.
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    2. AgamemnonV2

      AgamemnonV2

      Some people have no shame.

    3. Toshi

      Toshi

      I actually feel bad for him. Empathy is a horrible thing.

    4. Maritan

      Maritan

      *sees the link*

      *gulps*

      *clicks*

      FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~

  7. Planes in the sky above Port Valdez in BFBC2 form triforce. Gurardsmen in Retribution say "It's dangerous to go alone, take this" when upgraded with flamers. Something's not right.

  8. Everyone plays Portal 2, and I have to wait till 21. FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~

    1. Faiblesse Des Sens

      Faiblesse Des Sens

      How does other people playing it before you effect your enjoyment of the product?

    2. deanb

      deanb

      because you know that due to arbitrary release system you don't get to play it for several days. You miss out on the watercooler element. The game itself will play the same. The atmosphere around it not so much.

    3. Maritan

      Maritan

      Yeah, pretty much. I hate it when the game is released in US before EU release date.

  9. I'd recommend you [GV] Official sever, but it's in Russia, so your ping probably will be pretty high. And it's pretty hardcore. Baserape, spawnrape, offensive remarks from both teams, pretty fun. I'm admin there. Hilarious! And inventive! Wait a minute... You've seen MP in BF3? Personally, I'm going to play SP first when this game comes out, but MP is all I care about. Give me good maps, good guns, good vehicles and an opportunity to rape people with my mates and I will be happy.
  10. Not gonna happen. While PC is the main platform, it's still a multiplatform game, so there can't be too much deviations between versions. PC = Player Character. As opposed to NPC (Non-player character) *reads again* Man, I thought it was some kind of metaphor(about the door). Yep, my English sucks. *goes away in tears*
  11. Not gonna happen. While PC is the main platform, it's still a multiplatform game, so there can't be too much deviations between versions. The levels are the same size so they can be played on consoles, fixed number of objects/enemies on the screen, etc. Also, I think SP campaign in BC1 was very good. DICE didn't try to mimic CoD, so the maps were pretty open, there were no corridors, and overall experience was very close to sandbox. Shame they went the CoD way with the second one. Still, great games. You can save and heal your squadmates in ARMAII in coop and MP. Pretty exciting, actually.
  12. Quotation from my clan's(not really a clan, just a group of bros) BFBC2 server: "This is the most fucked up server I've been in". I'm so proud. Probably, the only popular server on the internet with no rules.

    1. Thorgi Duke of Frisbee

      Thorgi Duke of Frisbee

      I need to get back into Bad Company 2. I have the PC version.

  13. Man, Electric Retard web comics are so offensive, love them.

    1. P4: Gritty Reboot

      P4: Gritty Reboot

      They appear to be offensive for the sake of being offensive, and they fail to be funny.

    2. Maritan

      Maritan

      I think RAPING BABY JESUS is hilarious. I probably would do that, too, if I had time machine.

  14. So I launch Amnesia and WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
  15. First multiplayer match in Retribution. My commissar kicked some ass, so far so good.

    1. deanb

      deanb

      I saw it for a £18 other day but decided to pass. Still got the first two though.

    2. MasterDex

      MasterDex

      I spotted the collector's edition in Gamestop today for just under €30, grabbing it tomorrow.

  16. This Valve ARG thingy gets creepier every day.
  17. 17 dollars for solving someone's test in English. Not bad. At least I have some money for beer, lol.

  18. omg, Gintama 202 is already on torrents. I've been waiting for this for a long time.

    1. Kovach_

      Kovach_

      Maritan is a Gintama fan? <3

  19. New Max Payne 3 scans appeared on the internet. My impression: all is lost.

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    2. Cyber Rat

      Cyber Rat

      Yea, Max Payne 1 and 2 were streamlined to 11. The information in those scans doesn't sound all that awful. Especially compared to the initial announcement a year or so ago.

    3. AgamemnonV2

      AgamemnonV2

      "Streamlined"? Max Payne 1 was a straight-up satire of hard-boiled Bogart. Then they got stupid and tried to take themselves seriously in 2. Now 3 has Anthony Hopkins.

       

      Rule of thumb: First game is always best.

    4. Maritan

      Maritan

      Streamlined? Not really, especially compared to modern games. Painkillers became trademark of this franchise, and now they include health regeneration. What next? Replace akimbo M9-s with G18-s and Max with some bald g... wait.

  20. The only thing I want to know is if the Russians will be in BF3. You probably don't know about scalable maps in bf2. The maps themselves are pretty big, but the actual size of a battle zone depends on number of players. I think it will be the same in bf3. Take a look at this picture.
  21. You spin me right round, baby, right round...

    1. McBeeferton

      McBeeferton

      LIKE A RECORD BAYBEH.

    2. toxicitizen

      toxicitizen

      Right, round round round!

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