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  1. Michael Dukakis

    If I'm here you know I'm desparate. We got a fantasy NHL league going. Join it. Ask Chewie about it. He's cool. http://hockey.fantasysports.yahoo.com/hockey/register/tos?league_id=80162&password=123456789!

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    2. excel_excel

      excel_excel

      Hey....fuckers?

    3. RockyRan

      RockyRan

      Hey fuckers. Post here more often, the both of you >:|

    4. Pojodin

      Pojodin

      It's good to see you again! :D

  2. Michael Dukakis

    Dean changes forums and forum designs like normal people change underwear. But he's British so we know he's not a normal person.

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    2. Michael Dukakis

      Michael Dukakis

      Hey, how many times do I have to tell you, METS ARE NOT CUBS BAD...

       

      They're just rebuilding... for the third straight year...

       

      *weeps softly*

    3. Chewblaha

      Chewblaha

      Here's a lawnmower, buddy.

    4. Battra92

      Battra92

      Maybe 1986 will come 'round again, Mike.

  3. Michael Dukakis

    Contrary to popular belief, insurance companies do cover leprosy sufferers. The premiums cost an arm and a leg though.

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    2. Saturnine Tenshi

      Saturnine Tenshi

      Acrotomophilia hnngh

    3. AgamemnonV2

      AgamemnonV2

      Let's give him a hand for this one, guys.

    4. Battra92

      Battra92

      Without you we'd fall to pieces.

  4. Michael Dukakis

    The situation in the middle east is getting even more... Syriaious...

    1. Michael Dukakis

      Michael Dukakis

      And Iraqin it isn't going to get better...

    2. topekaguy

      topekaguy

      You should Kuwait why you're ahead...

  5. Michael Dukakis

    Why did the German farmer blow his neighbors legs off? Because he had stepped in "mein field"!

    1. Saturnine Tenshi

      Saturnine Tenshi

      HO HO HO DUKI HO HO HO

    2. P4: Gritty Reboot

      P4: Gritty Reboot

      I guess you could say it was a booming crop year

    3. Enervation

      Enervation

      So people don't grow land mines as crops?

  6. Michael Dukakis

    Mets fans, rage filled and weeping est. 2006.

    1. Michael Dukakis

      Michael Dukakis

      The New York Mets, Proof of Murphey's Law est. July 30th 2006.

    2. Baconrath

      Baconrath

      If they're doing poorly they should play the St. Louis Cardinals so they can start a winning streak.

  7. Michael Dukakis

    Valve's next game is going to be construction and DPW RPG. It's going to be called Pothole 2.

    1. McBeeferton

      McBeeferton

      But what about Pothole 1?!

    2. AgamemnonV2

      AgamemnonV2

      You buy Pothole 1 when you buy the four store-exclusive hats and wear them together.

    3. P4: Gritty Reboot

      P4: Gritty Reboot

      They are also making a socially conscious title about impoverished goblins. It's to be called Poor Troll 2

  8. Michael Dukakis

    Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually was trying to get hit by a bus. His wife had left him for another rooster and he had been fired from his job. Then his dog ran away. So he was obviously depressed. After crossing the road twice unsuccesfully he just cut his throat. You know what this means? Chicken Salad for dinner! Yum.

    1. McBeeferton

      McBeeferton

      I don't think there was a pun in all that.

       

      I'm surprised.

  9. Michael Dukakis

    Greeting Premier Topeka. Grand Leader of Supreme Soviet.

  10. Michael Dukakis

    How many Gappoins does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know but they should change their demonym first. Dohohohoh P.S. Dean may be the only one who gets that.

    1. AgamemnonV2

      AgamemnonV2

      That joke was so bad that I'm still groining over it.

    2. P4: Gritty Reboot

      P4: Gritty Reboot

      Dukakis is on decline... he went from playing arenas, to playing auditoriums, to cozy clubs, and soon he'll be the Friday/Saturday night featured guest at the local bowling alley every weekend.

    3. AgamemnonV2

      AgamemnonV2

      Next stop: Dancing With the Stars.

  11. Michael Dukakis

    Why does Ireland never leak? Because it has a Cork in it.

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    2. AgamemnonV2

      AgamemnonV2

      Boo

    3. MasterDex

      MasterDex

      Badum-Tish!

    4. CorgiShinobi

      CorgiShinobi

      Hi-ooooooooooh!

  12. Michael Dukakis

    What's the difference between a porcupine and a hummer? Porcupines have the pricks on the outside!

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    2. Harri

      Harri

      Yes! The master of puns is here!

    3. Enervation

      Enervation

      It's funny because it's inversion.

    4. Saturnine Tenshi

      Saturnine Tenshi

      Duki, you're a butthead.

  13. Michael Dukakis

    Why is the suicide rate high among bankers? Because most of them are loaners!

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    2. Michael Dukakis

      Michael Dukakis

      Shuddddduuuup a-yo face.

    3. deanb

      deanb

      Boo!!. He's got no new material. His career is down the pipes.

    4. Michael Dukakis

      Michael Dukakis

      Fine oh exalted one, I'll try a new one.

  14. Michael Dukakis

    Why are there so few only children in Germany? Because the fewest most have is Nein siblings! Dohohohoho

    1. P4: Gritty Reboot

      P4: Gritty Reboot

      holy crap it's dukakis

    2. AgamemnonV2

      AgamemnonV2

      *cricket*

    3. Chewblaha

      Chewblaha

      That joke's just about as good as the Mets this year. DOOOHOHOHO--oh wait...

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