Mister Jack

Any middle aged woman who jumps headfirst into the challenge of Donkey Kong Country Returns is ok in my book.

In another couple of generations, PS2 and Xbox will be retro. After that, 360 and PS3. We'll all say "Look how primitive that 360 was. You couldn't even connect it to your sex robot."

These ads are apparently a meme. Rough translation of the dialogue: "I got you some Panda Cheese and bread." "No thanks, I don't like Panda Cheese." You can't say no to the panda.

Well you got me. I'm stumped.

Oh, thought this was in the playground for some reason. I guess that's what happens when you browse everything by only using the "new content" link.

It's a forum game, who gives a shit?

I couldn't even finish Far Cry 2. I wanted to like it so much, but the longer it went on the more I realized I was bored as hell.

The day I admit these are bad habits is the day I become King of England.

You must have a disgusting diet.

Heights. Oh god.

I said it before in Old Country, but I'm saying it again. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b9rZck_prI This show was the SHIT.

What happened with the OVAs? Didn't the American distribution company go out of business before they were completed?

I'm also addicted to caffe---wait WHAT!?!?

What can I say? I like it when posters give me free money.

y no puddi?

I dunno why I can see it but everyone else can't. The joke's ruined now but here goes.

Some game weapons are just satisfying as hell to use, even if they're nothing more than pixels and polygons. Post your favorites here. I'll go first. THIS is the reason I played Doom 2 over Doom 1. This is the one and only reason I needed to prefer the sequel.

Looks fine to me, man.

So THAT's where "cracker" came from. I learned something today.

Sweet, I got the Jag and the back scratcher for my winter crate. I already had the back scratcher but I can always craft or sell it, and I needed the Jag. And I managed to get the amputator (which is VERY in demand) for a reclaimed metal. A good day of trading.

I will probably have to pass on that Dead Space one but I DO want the one that comes with Extraction.

How did you.....Never mind, I don't want to know.