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Mr W Phallus

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  1. Maybe not the greatest ever but here's some more that I really like:
  2. Apart from bits of The Princess Diaries I've not seen any of the films she's been in but she doesn't strike me as very Catwoman-ey. @Mudkip- the Riddler isn't necessarily out of the question as a supporting character, I like him more when he's actually on the sidelines giving Batman hints anyway.
  3. Nothing wrong with Catwoman (unless she's the major villain in which case just no), never actually read a Bane storyline though.
  4. Argh I just made a thread about the exact same thing! You beat me by 2 minutes Shouldn't have spent so long thinking up a name for the topic.
  5. So we now know that the third film in Nolan's trilogy will feature Anne Hathaway as Catwoman and Tom Hardy as Bane. http://www.slashfilm...k-knight-rises/ Personally I'm sceptical of how well a uber-muscled character like Bane will transfer to Nolan's 'realistic' take on Batman but I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt. Discuss!
  6. It is and he got it from the French poet Charles Pierre Baudelaire. (I googled it to try and find out why it's so familiar).
  7. Damn that rings a bell...I'm gonna make a complete guess here and go with a film I haven't even seen... The Exorcist?
  8. Star Wars Farmer uses space voodoo to save galaxy far, far away. And don't you dare complain about the lack of spoiler tags.
  9. Is Loco Roco too much of a Puzzler? Also Patapon is a great game. Depending on taste he might just write these off as 'childish' though.
  10. Well yes you could do it like that...but I find a broken sword works just as well. It's much simpler.
  11. We have a winner! Well done RadiantViper, your turn. (Its my favourite film dontcha know)
  12. As the hero enters my throne room (a very long hall which ends with a large open area, in the middle of which is my thrown, raised up and surrounded by steps) I would be sat in my throne, arms resting lightly on the arm rests with my eyes closed. Without anyone saying a word (maybe the hero attempts some posturing bravado here) every remaining soldier and minion under my command (including the wounded survivors from previous encounters with the hero) would pour out of hidden alcoves all along the hallway and form ranks between me and the hero. When, or should I say if, the hero makes it through my loyal army and approaches my throne I would at this point calmly open my eyes, fix the hero with a penetrating gaze, and, standing up gracefully and with complete economy of movement, I would draw my sword (a simple katana methinks). I would not directly attack the hero, but rather I would avoid his attacks, only parrying when absolutely necessary and only ever counter-attacking from a parry, never directly attacking. The only way to defeat me is to keep up an extended flurry of perfectly timed attacks, until my guard slips and I let a single blow through. This one hit is enough to defeat me. My last action would be to look the hero directly in the eyes (whilst still standing), a wry smile on my lips. Then I would die. The camera would cut to the hero's face, which would show no satisfaction at my death, then slowly track back until the entire throne room is on screen. Dissolve to black. Credits roll. No denouement. During the entire time - from the hero entering the throne room to the final dissolve - there would be no music, only the sounds of the fight: shuffling feet, clashing blades, the odd grunt of exertion and low moans form the wounded littering the floor. Think the fight scene against the crazy 88 in Kill Bill Vol. 1 (parts of it anyway).
  13. Nope but I was thinking it reminds me of something from Star Wars as well (it's not though). How long should I wait before throwing you guys a clue?
  14. 'Oh, good. For a moment there I thought we were in trouble.'
  15. I wish the McAfee Update Launcher would stop randomly insisting on using up a gigabyte of memory.

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    2. Mr W Phallus

      Mr W Phallus

      Could you suggest a good free anti-virus?

    3. Mudkip3DS

      Mudkip3DS

      They don't call it "McCrappee" for nothing.

       

      As for good free antivirus programs, may I suggest Microsoft Security Essentials? They're truly stellar. If you don't trust MSFT, you could also go with Avira Antivirus. But, don't use AVG; they've gone bad ever since 7.5, the last good version.

    4. Mr W Phallus

      Mr W Phallus

      Thanks Mudkip, I'll check them out as soon as I can be bothered.

  16. I remember when I first discovered Maus I found it in the school library and though 'this looks cool' but after thumbing through a bit I think the maturity of it went a over my head. It was mostly a friend reading it last summer that rekindled the dormant interest. Persepolis I haven't read, I have a feeling I heard mixed reviews about it or the film (or both) around the time the film came out so I've never got round to checking it out for myself unfortunately.
  17. Nectarines > Peaches Mmmm smooth
  18. Hmmm so you're saying it wasn't a typing error. In which case I must ask you, is your heart hot and - as we can see in your avatar - sheathed in flames because you are, in fact, the devil himself?
  19. No immediate response; she craved attention. (you are a she right MMP? )
  20. However, Stuffed Crust > Double Decadence (or whatever the hell the Domino's cheese base is called) Man I wish Domino's did stuffed crust.
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