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I just drink regular instant brand coffee called grandos. I do like it so I will start getting into better stuff and if you don't like that....then....

That was absolutely horrible. What a piece of shit. Just wow. How did she not get in trouble for that? I was going to quote a sentence or two but every single one is just horrible. If he was straight she wouldn't have fucking wrote that shit. Linking smoking a joint to a pulmonary oedema WHEN ITS CONFIRMED IT WAS NATURAL CAUSES is just...arrgh. I mean how did she get away with this TSDR: Jan Moir is a heartless cow.

HORRIBLE? She's an awesome parent, she forgave her son for spending £1000 of her money when it was clear he knew exactly what he was doing! Sure she's probably incredibly neglectful and a complete moron but....er....I don't know where I was going with this

Ohhh the Castlevania main theme! I'm partial to the Konami Krazy Racers version myself B)

....I can't stop looking at Giratina's animation....I shake when he shakes

oh ok cheers Dean! That daily mail pic you posted just brilliant. The swastika was a nice touch!

Sorry Dean! I just linked it directly to the daily mail article cause it has that wonderful picture and I think for us its a good laugh seeing as how its not about violence linked to video games or the usual crap but a fat kid ordering £1000 of stuff off xbox live! I'll change it to the eurogamer article? http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2011-02-08-boy-spends-mums-GBP1000-on-xbox-live And that Jan Moir is a right fucking cow, had a good lol, at Lord (almost said sir ) Sugar's tweet

Pixeljunk Shooter was great, Pixeljunk monsters gets very hard unless you have another player with you, but its still awesome! Bionic Commando Rearmed is great old-school style fun, really recommended. Super Stardust HD is decent but not a patch on Geometry Wars 2.

They might as well go the fucking whole hog and put up an article saying NEW ELDER SCROLLS FOOTAGE!!! .....of some shitty mod of Oblivion.

now I feel all small......BUT I DID FINISH LIGHT WORLD AHH YEAH BITCHES

Half Life 2 DONE! woo! Now onto the episodes and Serious Sam HD's annnnd more Left4Dead too and KOTOR!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1354490/Boy-11-racks-1-000-mothers-debit-card-playing-XBox-online.html?ito=feeds-newsxml When I heard the story, I knew, I KNEW that the daily mail would run a picture of the mother and son with a stupid 'abused' look on their faces, and I wasn't disappointed! My favourtie part though is this Damn that kid is smooth! If that was my parents I would have literally been crying, mainly because I would have been killed in two seconds. You can tell this is the kind of mother who buys COD for her son and then complains about the voilence. Look at that gormless look on the kids face. He knows he got away with it, yet he's trying that 'ooooh I didn't know what I was doing, imma wittle innocent child!!' Classic

HALF LIFE 2. YEAH BITCHES.

It was a medium for reading information printed on paper....it sucked!

Yes. I really enjoyed it, sure it wasn't perfect but I loved the game and its incredible world! The person below me is a Dragon Ball Z fan!

Its like a fucking newspaper. Horrible.

I don't know its just worse. If the original Kotaku had a 'view comments' button there is no way they would have as big or popular community as it does now.

That looks great! DLC isn't coming to PC though. Fucking EA

Its ok...its ok....were here for you, its ok.....its gonna be ok

He's just trying to suck up to people saying it sucks! He really loves it!!

HELL YEAH!......if only I could move my monitor back to where the PS3 is.....someday...... the person below me wants Kotaku to die now the new layout is there. They didn't want it to die before that though

BOTH! ARRRRRRRRRGH. DEAN REWARDED ME THE THREAD!!!! I'm making a noise akin to a dog foaming at the mouth. You have angered me Shepard....you would destroy everything I have worked for, and for that, you must die! THE PERSON BELOW ME IS A ROGUE SPECTRE