McBeeferton

Boy, do I hate my eyebrows.

Still better than the new redesign.

Fwahahahahaah. Notch. :3

I don't, but sometimes I wish I could. I've got quite a few games I don't care to play that could really use some attention.

I was going to smite you, until I saw you drank Dr. Pepper. Touche, Atom. Touche.

Why the hell didn't I think of that?

It's so weird. I'm honestly not sure if I would recommend it. If you do it, make sure to salt them for a bit of a sweet/salty mix.

Hello, guys! So I decided to make an epic-ass omelette* today. Most Of The Main Ingredients... The plan was to have three eggs, ramen noodles, ham, bacon bits, cheese (shredded cheddar and a slice of american), throw in a few spices and seasoning, and to then fry that and put powdered sugar on it. However, the plan didn't go so well when mixing in the noodles. It ended up turning into a globby mess of scrambled egg-ramen-lette. I decided against frying it because how would I even do that? The end result was this: I'm nicknaming this hideous monstrosity of food "Courtney" after my ex-girlfriend. Sure, it's a mess, but she at least tasted good. ...Which brings me to my next point: This thing didn't taste all that bad despite the fucked up seasonings I dropped in. Mostly tastes like what you'd expect. Ramen noodles, chicken flavored, mixed with scrambled eggs with a hint of cheese to stick it all together as well as the occasional nibble of bacon bits. Not bad. However, once I ate this vomit-pile I decided the fryer was already warmed up and I needed to do something with the powdered sugar. So I did what any crazy American with a fryer would do... Yes, that's french fries... covered in powdered sugar. That. May not have been the best idea. However, I have no regrets. For now. All in all, this experiment was a fail. But I am full, so it wasn't all bad.

Empowers Irish stereotypes.

I wasn't going to do it, but hey... free game. I wonder if it'll just be the disc or if it'll come with a case like you'd find at the store. Edit: It appears they aren't accepting anymore applicants. Good thing I signed up earlier.

Yo, Con. Your hair still red? I'd love to see that. *nudge nudge*

You're this kid's dad aren't you?

and then Chaos left Beefy for Connor.

You are so damn sexy, Connor. x_x I mean, uh. You are quite fashionable, Sir.

and then, everything of value for Chaos was lost.