Waldorf and Statler

The only way I'd forgive that logo is if the console was awesome. But everything points to it NOT being awesome. Just call it the "Microsoft X" or something it's no longer a gaming machine it's a machine that games.

It'll be called the great "Goh Goh Gadget Jesus" battle.

They've done the other ways as well this one didn't harm ANYBODY it's just nice little snickerdoodles of info. I read it, I was all "that's interesting can't wait to play it" and I moved on. Mission accomplished by them it got me thinking of the game a bit more.

I think I might start commenting as annotations until everybody else is doing it. That way I'll be noticed and my Jesus persona is such an attention whore I have'ta

I'm sorry you were saying?

So Kotaku finally switched to the new Gawker blog style. Honestly I like everything about it besides the fact Gawker is YET again insisting on two things that don't work imho: 1. Forcing us to click arrows to see more discussion/comments. Nobody will click arrows so if you're left behind you are done. This new commenting style is yet again removing any sense of community as, from what I've seen, it went into a youtube-like method of doing latest posts in front. 2. Making posts that are "approved" appear in color. I don't know what's why they insist in thinking that only comments that either they approve or a bunch of other commenters approve should get to appear in color. It really isn't complicated. Do the complete opposite. If a comment is a really bad troll/spam then DEmote the comment until it disappears. Youtube has that part right why don't they copy that?

Everytime I tried to play the game as an asshole Shepard I felt horrible because I directly put all of the choices I would do into my first (and eventually only) Shepard. So forcing myself to play another way was not going to cut it.

I don't know who you are but you have good taste. I never played the original but read on the additions and I can't imagine the game without some of them. Especially my dear Marie-chan.

Yeah I gotta agree with Atomsk on that last part. In fact the lines of code part wasn't even that funny and I haven't seen much mocking if at all. I didn't even consider it as such until you mentioned it. It seems like nice little tidbits to get people to have the game on their heads even further so they go crazy with anticipation. Like a girl at a club touching your pee-pee with her ass and you look at her like "you wanna dance?" and she's all "Like WUT-EVAH I was only going to get a drink"

So FemShep players went from like 1/3 in Mass Effect 2 to about 1/5. That's quite a drop.

@Ethan: I've been playing on my 3DS and play with full 3D. There's only one spot it gets actually painful to see it so I avoid to ever reach that spot. My friends both got the 3DS XL and it's sweet but man is it a bit too big for my tastes, especially with the extra analog.

I watched about 6 minutes then I had to stop because I want to come in towards this game completely fresh.

Dean I'll give you a like and pretend you meant to do that pun with Telltale.

^ I would have liked that idea a whole lot more but this one at least looks like it went back a bit to its roots so I'll at least give it a rent. I've bought every single one before this one but I've learned my lesson so no more.

Are you surprised that cover won? They announced the winner right after the contest ended.

He kind of hates you

RUNNING AROUND THE AT THE SPEED OF SOUND

Springbreakers. I went in expecting a weird movie with social commentary and didn't leave disappointed. James Franco and Selena Gomez gave VERY solid performances, and the rest of the girls did their part of being slutty. You'll know a movie is not what you thought it was when they're talking about "how nice the place and people are and how you're discovering yourself" with a montage if tits being drizzled by beer and girls grinding on each other. It wasn't the best movie I've seen but definitely good. I especially liked how I watched it in a college town and like 40% of the people leaving were like "that's not at all what I expected". It's like Drive all over again.

They're cocky ass munching pendejos fuckers assholes and they suck so much dick they die from choking while a bull kills them. Also Germany ftw

If they want to make this next game as best as possible don't have full synch bullshit missions or at all. Shit like "chase this guy through a sea of people BUT DON'T CRASH AGAINST ANYBODY" or "chase this guy through a burning building but get a bit burned and you lose HURRRR" is fucking stupid.

Microsoft won't get out of the console business with one bad maneuver. They didn't get out with one bad music player. If anything if this thing does "just ok" they'll keep it going until 5 years and announce a new console. If it does horrible they might announce a new console sooner than expected.

Ethan I both want you to be right and be wrong. I want you to be right because these rumors are ridiculously bad and could possibly destroy the xbox brand just like the zune brand was destroyed. But I also want you to be wrong so I can rub it in your face and say "I god damn fucking told you Microsoft rumors are always true don't you ever fucking doubt me" and then do a little jig on a table.

I'm not saying it's a niche market, I'm saying I want it to fail but it'll probably do well. FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR JOKEY JOKE.