Good morning. I am Jesus, previously known as PunkyChipsAhoy. My first account was banned because I apparently insulted the call-girls who frequent Kotaku and god knows those are the highest quality of visitors. I have my own brand of humor that has its fair share of criticism, but I don't tend to insult other users, it's usually the other way around. I haven't been destarred recently, but I have been. I like the community there way too much to just leave [evidence by the new username], plus stars aren't really all that important in the large scale as others tend to promote me so others can too facepalm at my bad jokes.
I am a 20 year old straight male college student in the USA, studying engineering of the chemical variety. I like to go to the gym on a constant basis and like to believe I have a good taste in clothing. I actually do carry my own hipster glasses irl, making me the ultimate non-hipster as I'm making fun of them when I do so and everybody and their mums do it making the insult so last year. I am the second coming of christ, and also like nice strolls through the park and frolicking with woodland creatures in the manliest manner possible. Won't you come frolicking with me?
