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I think you may be one of MILLIONS who has had that happen to them.

Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts came out as the threequel already. Deal with it.

I updated the OP with a new story. I'll do so more often the more I remember some of the better ones.

Well. I picked it up with paper towels. Then he asked me what was wrong and I didn't respond. I asked if there was a game inside and he told me there was. I ejected the game and tons of pubes came out with the disc. I told him I couldn't take it. He totally understood. Some kids that would talk about Call of Duty sometimes while they'd wait for their parents to pick them up would always be in there for hours at a time. It's really annoying because you can't really relax while they're in there as you have to keep an eye on them while you're doing a job that requires at least two. I've seen all types of loiterers who range from little kids with their broken DS Lites in their hands to neckbeard high schoolers coming in and playing their guitar. Playing some shit like Lamb of God at 1/8 the speed thinking they're cool. Now as far as fuckers who show off their gaming prowess: I don't know what I said...this was three years ago (I remember my incidents by the era of store managers I had. I had six in four years. Six.) and some guy had just paid about 4800 bucks for an Alienware he was telling me. I said "Oh that's cool." "WANNA HEAR THE SPECS?" Me, completely wanting to avoid the situation said: "Well I really don't know much about har--" "I'LL SHOW IT TO YOU!" He runs the fuck outside like his girlfriend is fucking someone on his car and runs back in like he found out it was his parents fucking on his car. He pulls out this fucking Bladerunner briefcase and just pulls out some shit with two microfiber cloths. This fucking thing is a desktop replacement and he tells me the ENTIRE story behind it. The specs of it, what it can do, how the screen was supposedly 1600P how it could run fucking Crysis full go and all this shit. I was just like "oh that's cool, that's cool." Then he felt the need to show me some shit called "Stealth mode." Where he pushes some button and his video card detaches into Johannesburg or some shit. I didn't fucking care. I mean, there was absofuckiinglutely nothing to do that day (I EVEN HAD CLEANED THE TOILET) and this fucker kept on INSISTING to tell me specs. Then finally the phone rang and I fucking jumped on that thing and didn't let go. Man that guy was bad. Sucks that he had some awesome salary job in which he does nothing but check out if people went to their service stations for electricity or some shit. No. Seeing as how the 9th was my last day, I didn't stick around long enough to refuse to do that task.

And don't read a wiki summary. If, for whatever reason, you're looking for a summary, the best goddamn ASoIaF website/encyclopedia is towerofthehand.com Great website with a great community, too.

Yeah wait 'til you get to episode six.

Is it because you put those glasses on?

I'm pretty sure it's going to have some kind of data plan. At least 30 a month. I will never do that.

Wait a second. IF I GO TO FINALLYFAST.COM, BECAUSE THE TELEVISION TOLD ME TO, IT'S GONNA FIX EVERY COMPUTER PROBLEM I HAVE?!

HA HA HA. JESUS. C'MON AND LAUGH! HA HA HA.

So if someone said "Collect enough pepsi caps and you'll win this island full of sex-starved supermodels" you'd think that's really what you could win?

Okay. Gerbil. Anyone who thinks they're going to win a military-grade combat aircraft from turning in Pepsi caps needs to go to psychotherapy more than Holden Caulfield.

Negative.

I've heard some questions coming up as of late: Some cards like Thada Adel: Well if you hit a planeswalker with Thada Adel some people are wondering if her ability still triggers. No, it does not. While you're supposed to treat a planeswalker like another player, it is not another player. So that means abilities will not trigger. This also works for cards like Hurricane: While a planeswalker is being treated as another player, it is not (in actual..ity) another player. Therefore, it is not affected by this. However, you CAN target planeswalkers with cards like Lightning Bolt and Arc Trail. It is just not affected by board damage dealers like hurricane as I mentioned. Kinda confusing yeah, but usually if an effect that affects all players in the game is played, planeswalkers won't be taking damage like that.

But it seems that stars are reserved only for when you make an awesome thread like this: http://forum.pressxordie.com/index.php?showtopic=1059

Star Wars: Republic Commando. Second chance: Legend of Legaia 2.

A guy brought in a Wii full of pubes once.

Oh. I thought you meant as far as the online programs used for DM'ing. I've only ever played in 3.5 and I won't go over to 4. I refuse!

I've never ran anything online. Only in person. Once. And my players walked into a cave inhabited by a dragon. Though I've seen pathfinder and it is pretty neat, though can be annoying for people first learning how to use it.

To respond to Haikidia, Magic standard has been a lot better ever since they banned Jace and Stoneforge Mystic from standard for two months (at least 'til official rotation in October). Though now we're back to infect shit and SIGH.

GOD IT'S A CRAZY TAXI PICTURE.

I had always heard the legends of Ghost Shipments, though we never received one. However there was one GameCrazy employee who magically had boxes that "fell off the truck" each time he came to trade stuff in. We never accepted it, but it was always an interesting choice of words when talking with him. However, I DID order about 30 tournament boxes from the Time Spiral block (Magic) from New York. Cost me only 30 bucks to buy them all together.

Good to have you here, Zak.

But you'll love it so much that you'll beat it once, and then again right afterwards! Trust me! It's THAT good, people. Especially since you can ramp up the difficulty completely with your second playthrough.

I'm no android guy, but my dad does have one. He has the amazon app that allows you to get a new game for free everyday. Kinda like sales and all that. Just in case any of you were interested.