Feelings: Jon, Theon, and Asha chapters were all excellent. 'Cept for that one Theon chapter with the fucking creepy ending.
Rest of this book sucked.
Random baby out of nowhere is suddenly, SUDDENLY a baby that was carted off? Just thrown in there? Lame.
Brienne just walks into a siege and says "come lets go" and that's it?
Jon left at some death scene that we probably won't see resolved for another eleven years?
Nothing from Oldtown? Nothing from the bogs? The fuck would Osha take Rickon to Skagos for? Only three chapters from Bran? Only like four chapters from Davos? Yet we get like 25 chapters of Dany and Tyrion just doing NOTHING? Most of Tyrion's chapters in the beginning were him going through Pentos. Okay. Most of his middle chapters were him on the boat. Okay. OH SHIT HE SAVES AEGON. Okay. that was.. Oh. He's now on a boat. With JORAH MORMONT? Okay. Oh. He's a slave now. Okay. I see.
Oh he's still witty. Oh.
Okay.
Fuck those chapters.
Any chapter that didn't take place in the north in this book was god awful. I don't give a fuck about Dany being a shitty ruler and just fucking sitting there wanting to have sex with everyone and fucking become just as paranoid as her damn father.