Mister Jack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1F_88UksxA

Slim + Dead Rising/Sunset Overdrive bundle + No Kinect would be pretty tempting to me. If there's a price drop by the time all that happens then it's practically a sure thing. This is assuming, of course, that all the exclusive games coming out over the next two or three years don't suck.

I can be patient.

Now if they can only make a slim model. I literally have no place to put that huge fucking thing right now.

THANK YOU BASED SPENCER.

Nintendo is already ridiculously behind the times on just about everything else, so I can actually believe that the idea of same-sex relationships in a life sim never even occurred to them. No less embarrassing, though. Just one more thing to throw onto their pile of shame.

There is an android version of FFVI but I haven't tried it so I don't know if it's any good.

I don't care for Dark Souls in the first place and think it's a terrible game for Steam Train, given how incompetent they are with the games they play. Aren't they killing vital NPCs right now? It's not like I expect them to be any good but they've just been dicking around in the same area for a while now which means they have very little to talk about. On top of that, it just isn't funny. I don't find the Arin and Ross team nearly as funny as Arin and Dan. Honestly, I don't really find Ross that funny in the first place. I like his YouTube videos but in front of a mic he just irritates me.

Entry level job postings that require years upon years of experience. You sons of bitches have no idea what "entry level" means. Fuck every company that does this.

Except for the Dark Knight trilogy, DC's movieverse is garbage. They're trying to play catch up with Marvel and the Avengers by condensing what took them 10 years to set up into a mere 2 or 3. It'll be a complete disaster and anyone with half a brain knows it.

I imagine they'll probably at least break even with the game. I mean, it's one of the most hyped next-gen games in existence right now.

Goh, that's mean.

http://www.dualshockers.com/2014/05/04/leaked-playstation-now-beta-video-shows-ui-games-loading-connection-test-and-more/

This was made in the ShareFactory app. Even if you think it's dumb, it demonstrates the potential of the editing tools. I'm looking forward to seeing what others come up with over time.

Fucking fuck I am NEVER buying coffee from McDonald's again. I'm in the drive-thru and as the girl is handing me the coffee cup it crumples in my hand and the top pops up and scalding hot motherfucking coffee spills on my foot, which hurts so much that I jam down the accelerator and nearly crash into a parked car in front of me (I didn't, thank god). When I stop and get out to start trying to clean up the coffee stains in my car and wipe the coffee off of my foot, the girl comes out with a bunch of napkins and another coffee. At that point I didn't even want coffee anymore but I took it from her just to avoid more drama and as soon as the god damn cup gets passed to me the top pops off and coffee splashes out the top and BURNS MY FUCKING HAND TOO! I didn't yell at the poor girl because she seemed really upset and I knew it wasn't her fault, but god damn it I was pissed. I still AM pissed. I've bought coffee from plenty of places and nobody else has ever used cups that are so fragile that you have to handle them like nitro-glycerin. Just McDonald's. This isn't the first time it's happened, either. About a year or so ago I had another coffee cup from McDonald's pop open on me. I didn't burn myself but it spilled all over my jacket and ruined it. I was pretty angry when that happened but I wrote it off as a fluke, figuring that the person who poured it didn't put the lid on right or something. No, it's the fucking cups. I'm sure of it now. Let this serve as a warning to the rest of you. If you buy McDonald's coffee, you better hold those cups as if you're holding a baby with brittle bone disease. Or better yet, get your coffee from someplace else.

I tried Battlefield 4 again after EA rolled out those new servers and lo and behold, the game actually works now. In fact, when it works it's pretty fun as long as you play one of the modes that has vehicles in it and not the small squad modes which are garbage and that I only played for the trophy.

Spoilers for the Lego Movie, if you haven't seen it.

Hey, Donald Sterling defenders, either learn how freedom of speech actually works or shut the fuck up.

Don't do it. It'll just make you angry, depressed, and disillusioned.

Downloaded this off of PS+ and beat it in two sittings with a friend on co-op. It's an okay top-down shooter, but my biggest problem with the game was its tendency to throw way too many enemies at you. I don't mean that in the sense that the game is too hard. It's just that you kill one wave and then another and another and another and another and another and oh god can I please just go to the next room already. Also the ending was bullshit. Still, it was free so I can't complain too much.