Mister Jack

So did anyone catch the season premiere? I thought it was fantastic, especially Arya's scenes.

Game of Thrones joke here. Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

Okay soooo apparently in Michael Bay's TMNT the new Shredder is a white guy named Eric Sachs. Whaaaaaat.

I thought it was a late April Fools joke at first when I saw the announcement.

Youtube Center is unfortunately changing to a subscription model, and I don't care to pay monthly for what it does. If anyone has another preloading extension to recommend, I would appreciate it.

My biggest gripes with YouTube right now are the ugly layout of the site, the constant nagging to join a social network (not even with a fake name), and the fact you can't preload videos anymore, meaning my shitty Comcast connection is always struggling to keep up. I don't expect yahoo to topple YouTube, but I'd at least like it to light a fire under Google's ass.

Rumor has it that yahoo is trying to start up a competitor to youtube by offering lucrative contracts to some of youtube's most popular channels to entice them to the new site. Frankly, I hope it's true because youtube has been balls for quite a while now.

My mistake. Yes, I meant Cumberbatch. In which case they have even less of an excuse.

I say those people are full of shit. If you can turn Andy Serkis into a fucking dragon you could have done this.

This could have been so much better looking, too. http://imgur.com/a/0lwLZ I have seen some seriously uncanny valley CGI in Hollywood movies, but this might be the worst yet.

It makes me literally angry that these movies keep getting made. I bet you that literally anyone in this forum could probably write a funnier movie than these pieces of shit, but we're not the ones getting paid big bucks to do it.

Normally I wouldn't simply post episode links but I feel like Arin shitting himself in rage is a milestone episode.

http://www.polygon.com/2014/3/25/5496396/abraham-game-makers-believe-they-are-in-a-fight-with-satan Holy shit, this might be the most simultaneously pathetic and offensive thing I've read all week.

The whole reason Jason became Red Hood was because of Joker, though. That wouldn't work here.

No, the suit is Batman and Batman was actually Joker all along.

You could always start walking in while they're watching a movie and blab on about stupid bullshit they don't care about.

Not in FFX you can't. I hope you like racing chocobos because you're gonna be that game's bitch if you want to do the bonus bosses.

Super NSFW. Seriously, DON'T WATCH IT AT WORK. Edit: Looks like Luftwaffles probably posted this a while back. Well, here's an upload that wasn't taken down.

Alright! Got the platinum! It's actually not that hard to get, you just have to put in some time. This makes my third platinum this month, after South Park and Danganronpa. Funny, really. I usually don't go to the trouble. Up until now I think I had maybe 7 or 8 platinum trophies tops.

Speaking of FFIX, I hope to never see another RPG that has such ridiculous speedrun requirements to get the ultimate weapon. You literally had to skip every cutscene to get it. You had to OPEN UP THE FUCKING PLAYSTATION to skip the FMVs because they still counted on the timer. Speedruns shouldn't even be in an RPG unless the player wants to do a self-imposed challenge. Why would you force people to miss out on all the cool story and eye candy for a weapon?

I'd still rather bank on Sony than Oculus after this news. Edit: Notch cancels a Minecraft/Oculus deal.

You're fooling yourself if you think Facebook is going to do anything constructive with this. Not that I ever really cared about the Oculus Rift in the first place, but I can't think of a single company or product that became better after Facebook acquired it.

I know it's just a gimmick, but I love the graffiti art in this game. I even like how it makes you hold the controller like a can of spray paint. I think it's clever.