Mister Jack

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August 6th, motherfuckers!

Meanwhile I'm just sitting here, wondering when the NSA is going to be the top story again.

Are...are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?!

I can't remember who it was but I saw a facebook post one on a gay pride group's page that said "Homosexuality is wrong and a sin! The only man any other man should be down on their knees for is Jesus Christ!" I really, really hope that person wasn't joking.

You don't even need the lottery to do that last one as long as your standards for hookers are realistic.

What happened to Adam Sandler? Why is it suddenly so hard for him to make a movie that's funny anymore? He's done it before, we know he's capable of it, but it's been so long.

I would probably be fairly sensible. I'd buy a nice house (but not some crazy mansion), pay off my mother's mortgage, invest some of it, put some more into savings. Things like that. Then I'd pay a professional to have my enemies secretly killed.

I checked out the channel and I'm pretty positive the guy's an atheist. I also suspect that "OnkneesforJesus" is meant to be a blowjob joke.

http://www.penny-arcade.com/report/article/why-kotakus-nerd-shaming-article-made-me-uncomfortable Apparently PAR disliked a brony/nerd shaming article on kotaku enough to write their own article about it. I clicked the link out of morbid curiosity and OH LOOK IT'S PATRICIA HERNANDEZ AGAIN LIKE I TOTALLY FUCKING KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE.

I bought Alan Wake. I mean, I've beaten that game twice on Xbox and I'm probably never going to play it again, but it was so cheap!

I said tsundere, didn't I? I should've said kuudere.

I'm hoping that girl in the preview is a love interest for Bolin. The guy has been crapped on enough and deserves a break. Also she screams tsundere and that would be funny to match up with him.

Darkest sketch! Darkest sketch!

Andy obviously never knew his father. Did you see how he described Woody to Bonnie at the end of the movie? Holy shit. He has some serious abandonment issues, so it's not hard to see why he wouldn't pack them up even when he's 18.

I had that exact same thought during the shot where the kid throws away that poor warrior wizard. I would so watch a Toy Story spinoff where a wizard toy gets thrown away because of crazy parents.

Even in the context of the video they couldn't hide how being a jehovah's witness is just no fucking fun. That kid starts off so happy and excited about his new toy and going to the movies, and as soon as his mom brings up jehovah you can just see his whole childhood draining right out of his face.

Aw, you bastard. For like three seconds you got me excited.

Heavy Rain. I thought it was pretty good for what it was. Better than Indigo Prophecy at any rate. The story had some loose ends that never really got tied up, but I still enjoyed looking for the killer. I did manage to figure out who the killer was before the game told me though. Still, it was a shocking development.

For clarification sake, does this mean that there are photos and text messages on the phone that would aid the defense? Isn't this alone supposed to be grounds for mistrial?

Oh for fuck's sake, just let it go. Not to sound callous, but why should the federal government give a shit about one teenager who got shot in an altercation down in Florida? Regardless of all the media coverage, it was a state matter, not a national one. The man was put on trial and the system found him not guilty. Don't try him a second time because you didn't get the verdict you wanted. That just leaves a bad taste in my mouth.