Mister Jack

Steam works on Macs now, Ethan.

You play Meat Boy. I approve.

ITT Brida fishes for Steam gifts.

I used to have a neighbor with a limo everyone was jealous of. Turned out he was a drug runner.

I dunno where he filmed that but where I'm from if a man dressed like that walked through a crowded schoolyard someone would call the police on him IMMEDIATELY.

Hornets are the flying vehicles, right? I didn't know you could get one of those.

You know, I actually hate this phrase. But you see it SO FUCKING MUCH in the game that you really have no choice but to memorize every single word and have it repeat in your head over and over while you play.

Level 2 is a donut shop and the boss is a giant donut. Level 3 is a bar and the boss is an Elvis impersonator. The last boss is some kind of...fucking....cube of jelly or somethi---WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH WAYNE'S WORLD?!

Why does Toy Story need Legos? THEY'RE ALREADY TOYS.

Ok maybe Dante's Inferno is cheating a bit since the work is in the public domain, but it was in the spirit of the thread so let's give him a little slack. And for my next example...: I find the opening scene about the "worst games countdown" to be enraging in its obliviousness to its own irony...

Scorpion? Isn't that the tank?

It's been a considerable while since I played the original Dead Space so I didn't notice an immediate difference in the melee itself.

Shep, I am pretty sure you meant to post Balrog/M.Bison, but this guy was no better Weak-ass shotoclone who dribbles a basketball between rounds. Come on now.

It might have been the level itself since it was frozen over or something like that.

Yeah, I'll give you that. I never ran into the random cursing but if you say it's in there I believe you.

Stealing is bad, Shep.

Oh, duh. I even owned that game. Sheesh, I was right to say I'd feel dumb.

I will probably feel dumb when I get the answer, but what's EBA?

I dunno, cussing out a floor panel seems pretty funny to me.

Swearing? I didn't see that, but I didn't do much melee. And while it may be a little unusual for Isaac to have a voice now, it at least is a voice that fits. I was afraid it'd be some gruff action hero thing.

Would anybody be interested in trading for a refined metal? I want the Amputator, but a refined metal is worth more than just that so I'd like something else too.

Oh man, earlier today I had this one ungrateful son of a bitch who I bent over backwards to help for the better part of an hour. During that time, I got one piece of information wrong but when my coworker questioned me about it I corrected myself and apologized. Then this asshole gets mad and says I need to get my act together. Fuck you, buddy! I'm pretty sure that getting my act together would probably involve shooting you the bird from both hands and walking the fuck out to take my chances in the wild west of the job market. Oh, a man can dream.