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I couldn't get past Microsoft's DRM. It's already limiting and the Juan won't allow self-publishing indie titles. Their mission to control absolutely everything that enters the xbox is a fault. PS+ and Steam have been giving great deals for ages now, Steam is the best example, MS has had the chance to do something like this but they haven't. It is a HUGE disappointment. Steam thrives by competition and, even if denied, a good image of Valve as the developer-next-door. Microsoft would have to give amazing deals for this to work out like it has for Steam but the chances are slim. Their current offerings of old ass games for like twice the amount you could get it used is hurting most of their xbox live prices. You could probably get the majority of those gamers cheaper in other places too.

Lana and Cyril becomes less of a focus later on, not to mention the gay guy becomes a bigger character, Barry which you probably haven't met does as well, and there's a bit more continuity. If you haven't enjoyed this season though that might be weird as alongside the latest one it's considered one of the better seasons. It's similar to Arrested Development with witty dialogue and callback humor.But yes you're a weirdo kill yourself.

You broke my heart kiddo. You broke my heart. And fine by me I was just offering lol.

@Ethan: Nuts and Bolts was fun, in the building vehicles aspect. But once you sat down and looked at the worlds it was too weird. What the fuck was the point of HUGE levels with lakes and all these demolishing and creatures and beauitul landscapes with absolutely nothing? Theories that these are recycled levels from when the project was gonna be a platformer can't be too far-fetched

FLD if you ever feel like playing we could make a Prince match with islands/continents

@FDS: Rare bringing back a new series could mean Killer Instinct, Jet Force Gemini, even their assortment of pre-64 titles. The chances they'll make Banjo Kazooie with the lack of talent are slim, especially since they already had the chance. Grant Kirkhope, the composer of the first two games, was in Game Grumps and he basically told them that he was part of the team really pushing for Banjo Threeie but that the decision makers at the end decided not enough interest for platformers in the xbox existed. Plus they couldn't think of a way to top previous two games.

That's the first time I heard somebody describe something as 'Ace'. Thanks Obama

@Jack: So basically we got no straight answers yet again. Sony hasn't given a clear answer on the Used games either but I haven't seen this much side stepping since Link in Ocarina of Time.

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Let's just agree that the sports maniac "i shit money in my sleep" in his 40's who happens to still be a gamer and loves fantasy sport teams is absolutely shitting his pants in excitement right about now.

so any expectations as to what Sony will do to fight used games? They already said it's up to developers but with how bad the used games policies of the xbox juan were what do you think they'll end up doing? They haven't been too clear on their policy yet

GOH: My expectations? I expected the rumors to be true because let's face it, they always are. In this case the major difference is that it doesn't have to be ALWAYS online but you can't keep it offline for too long apparently. This admittedly isn't a big issue anymore to me as the 360 didn't have wifi and I don't take it with me to Colombia anymore, so I won't be randomly playing 360 in my grandpa's beach house. What I DID expect is them to go "listen. You know the bad stuff? Well here's some good. Here are these sweet games" What do we have so far? A promise of Rare bringing in an old IP back for a new game. But Rare isn't even a shadow of what it used to be. Their latest two games were what? Kinect Sports and Kinect Sports 2? Even Nuts and Bolts fucked it up, and this is coming from me who defended Nuts and Bolts. Microsoft you dun fucked up. I think you realize just how badly by your reactions and the internet's reactions, but you won't fully comprehend that a gaming console should PRIMARILY be that and then have the extras as goodies. You entirely focused on the TV aspect and the sports. NIGGA. FUCK SPORTS. I don't care if you have some sweet functionality for my fantasy team. I can do that shit with a laptop on my lap as I watch sports if I cared enough. You DUN. FUCKED UP. I EAT RIBS WI' DIS' DOO.

Oh Robb was another one, but.... LATE BOOK 3 SPOILERS TV VIEWERS DO NOT READ

That actually looked way better than the first trailer. The first trailer looked like such a step backwards for comic book movies

Where did you read this? http://kotaku.com/xbox-one-does-require-internet-connection-cant-play-o-509164109 Harrison spoke of a scenario apparently, that's their way of saying "shit shit wait wait, we can change I swear!"

MS stated recently that the 500 GB version was internal. You can't switch to a bigger/lower drive. But that external hard drives are available to use if you want to add more. tl;dr I see you riding down town wanting one of my xbox juans and I'm like FUCK YOOOOOU As to the cloud comment, unless they mean game streaming no clue

Not to mention that the console needs to be connected at least once every 24 hours, even if only playing single player games. Also can I propose we change the thread's name to "Xbox Juan"?

I think Remedy already decided to make Alan Wake multiplat. They aren't owned by MS but they definitely have a good relationship with them. What's that Remedy? Is that a black eye? DON'T YOU HIDE IT FROM ME WHAT HAPPENED?!

What interests me the most about Gaikai is whether they'll have the latest PS3 exclusives in it by the time the PS4 comes out. If I can play two games featuring Juno and the Juno look alike I won't mind.

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lol "its been a slow news day" fucking brilliant. And Ethan: I'm getting that there's more to the used game deal. But man. After rereading their words all I can expect is that the fee won't be $10. It'll probably be something like half the new price or $20. Reselling discs seems to have transformed into "do I want to use my internet to download the game and waste GB's, or buy the disc and a faster install?"

Kinect will have a hard time with the cockney accents.

Sony did a better job at making it gamer focused. Microsoft made many neighbors who flip their shit out with voice commands/Siri very happy

Introducing Kinectimals 2: Zoo Crazy!