I've never gotten a ticket.
But I've had two close calls with fucking over my driving experience.
1. Got pulled over by a state trooper for, and get this, going 5 above the speed limit when everybody else near me was going 8. I think the cop WANTED me to complain about that so he could say it's no excuse to speed and give me the ticket but I was respectful, I said I didn't realize I was going that fast that I was just keeping up with traffic. He saw my 0 tickets records and probably realized that if I took the case to court that I'd get it waived so he gave me a non-written warning.
2. I parked in front of an outlet mall-like place the street across from the building I had a class on. I was planning on just dropping off the hw and leaving but teacher surprised people with a pop quiz so I stayed for an extra 15 minutes. When I came back I decided to stop by McDonalds to get some lunch. Notice the McDonalds is INSIDE this area. Either ways that's another 15. When I come back a guy is about to leave with my car towed and I show him my receipt for McDonalds and, admittedly, BS that I was in McDonalds the whole time talking and eating. He says he doesn't give a shit and that once he's called the car is basically his to take. Which i call bullshit on the principle of somebody at the IHOP being a total dick as the parking space was literally EMPTY. Not a single fucking car besides the first couple of rows which is near where I parked. Fuck that shit. So I paid him right there and then, walked up to the IHOP and asked who got my car towed. One tiny fat asian girl was apparently the reason but she looked scared as shit so I just told her to think twice before fucking over a guy for no reason and, admittedly lol, BS'ed that I left for 5 seconds, turned in HW, and then hung around McDonalds. She said she was sorry but still.
NOBODY FUCKS WITH THE WALLY. UNLESS THE WALLY ALLOWS YOU TO.