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How do you mean real? In real life real? Or, in BF3 real? Because they are definitely in BF3.

@Strangelove and FDS: As amusing as my lack of encyclopaedic knowledge of the (entirely fictional) life and times of the comic book Steve Rogers is, I have yet to see anything approaching a counterpoint to all the reasonable deductions from the available trailers of the upcoming *movie* depiction of him. Maybe if you took a break from your snide elitism and spent a minute to actually tell me how I am wrong in my assessment of the movie trailer you'd actually add something beyond pointless snickering to the thread?

Hehe... Awesome. That's going up on facebook.

I'm interested. Not sure where I'm going to find time for this though. Looks like a fun RPG, I assume the survivors are all immune to zombification, otherwise I'll be a bit annoyed if they do a "person got bit but didn't tell anyone" thing. The only problem I have with this as a game concept is if I can lop off zombie limbs at will then it's a bit annoying when zombie bosses somehow have heads arms and legs that are harder to remove than mooks. Zombies should be a "strength in numbers" sort of foe not a 12 health bar boss thing.

Like the hating humans thing is a Flesh idea that is overriding the gangers' minds? Otherwise, yeah, I'm really not buying "Human leader acted like a dick, so all humans must die even the one I fell for, who has not done anything but be kind." Surprised they missed out on an opportunity to kill a FleshRory, maybe they're saving it for this weekend? Also, what do you think the chances are that FleshDoctor will last another ~200 years and can regenerate? Would be a tidy way to tie up the start of the season, but given how early he's been introduced (and the fact that I can envision a trip to an acid bath in his imminent future) I doubt it. I think it's a shame the "BadWolf" subtlety has been lost. The Crack in the wall and the Drums were a bit telegraphed too (the Crack more-so as the meaning/purpose of the Drums kept changing), but this woman in the hatch thing is just so in your face, I wish they'd gone a different way with it, put it in the background so that you aren't really aware of it. I wonder, could she be the girl with "Time-Head" looking in on Amy from a cloaked Tardis?

Perhaps Twisted Metal will renew peoples desire for violent vehicular combat? TM being PlayStation exclusive, Carmageddon could benefit on the 360 et al.

I *loved* Crisis Core. This is an insta-buy when it emerges in the UK.

Weedy person = Useless? Check. Not jock? GTFO? Check. Some sort of genetic engineering fanangling? Check. Blonde? Check. Blue eyed? Check. Master race? "We are going to win this war because we have the best men." The best man being some Aryan jock. Check. Running around with ridiculous shield? Check. Comical levels of patriotism not even found in films that set out to spoof the absurdly rabid patriotism displayed in Hollywood? U! S! A! U! S! A! Errr, I mean "Check". Like I said, I think he's about the worst comic book hero ever. I'll skip this one thanks.

At least it's the end of people saying it's the end of the world. I swear social networks are just an exercise in crowd sourced stupidity. If it could be weaponised it would be deadly. The Flesh was pretty good. Didn't really buy the whole "I'm the leader so I'm going to kill the Flesh" bit. It was a bit contrived imho. Everything was cool and people were getting along. There was no build up of tension, like there was with say, "The Hungry Earth"/"Cold Blood" it was just, "everyone is getting on and now we need to split the factions" a bit of deus ex machina and boom, conflict. I also don't buy that JenniferFlesh would just turn on the humans when she has obviously forged a strong bond with Rory. If these people are supposed to be the same as their Flesh counterparts, then it makes more sense that the leader chick of the flesh would be the one to strike back.

Ooops! Oh well, not sure why it was a secret anyways. Rumour has it he's to be the voice of Smaug. Will be interesting to see the two of them playing opposite each other in a different scenario.

I can't get behind Captain America. I think he, along with Superman is one of the worst comic book heroes ever. It's not really his fault, he just hasn't aged well. Running around with a star spangled shield is as trashy as it is lame, as is the name, "Team America" parodied it for a reason. Also, I hate the "weedy person is useless, be a jock or gtfo" message. Not to mention the somewhat uncomfortable idea of genetically engineering a blonde, blue eyed master race (but it's ok cos the good guys are doing it). Much as I've been enjoying the recent Marvel films, CA is one that I will definitely skip on.

I actually don't even want it for free. My interest was piqued, and then the game came out and my interest troughed.

Qualify as a Solicitor - In progress. Skydive - Possibly next year. Visit: Calabria, Northern (Turkish) Cyprus and East Asia (not all at once). Put me down for the Space thing too. Get on the executive board of a large videogame publisher (this is more likely than you might think...). Re-learn the Violin (I stopped playing when I was young and foolish). Learn Swedish. Don't die, ever. (This one is technically after I die should I fail in my previous aim) Swindle as much money out of HMRC as possible by clever inheritance tax avoidance (not evasion), my own interpretation of victory in death.

Final Fantasy... something. Most, if not all of them get about 200 hours out of me. As a franchise, it's devoured a worryingly large amount of my life.

You're in the Kotaku section... don't think many folk here have much nice to say about them.

Booyah bunny indeed.

Typoed. I wrote it at like 6am. Shut up. Typographical errors will not be tolerated. No excuses. Under the Internet Statute of 1782 I win all arguments between myself and Nexus stemming from or otherwise occurring after the offending post until such time as I make a similar error. Gagging orders will be ignored unless presented in the form STFU with an accompanying GTFO in the manner prescribed in the Internet Injunction Act of 1337.

Well you've restored some hope for me, up until now pretty much everything I've heard about Pirates 4 has been negative. Really? Not sure what people were expecting from it. It's a 12 rated Disney film... and the fourth in a franchise. Most of the complaints seem to be that they've seen sword fights and Depp's Sparrow before, but, well, I don't know... It's a pirate film, swashes get buckled, timbers get shivered and swords get fought.

Pirates O' the Caribbean 4. Great film, more of the same really. Jack and Barbosa carry on their friend/foe relationship Gibbs is still Jacks right hand man, McShane played a ruthless Blackbeard. Everything I liked about 1-3 was there, without the bland two dimensional love story between Will and Elizabeth. Surprised at the 12 rating, it was a bit vicious in parts, I'd think twice about taking a very young child to see it, unless you have confidence in their fortitude. Savvy?

Nexus found Chell amusing? Either that or s/he needs to learn the difference between "protagonist" and "antagonist". Still, good list so far. Have we had Ico yet? I'm betting on Imagine Babyz for #1.

Better than real LCD's. You can easily replace dead pixels.

"Destroy Aperture Science by wiping your fingers over the screen." OMG! Valve have betraaaaaaaayed PC gamers! A pox on all touchscreen noob scum for they have doomed us all. Doooooooooooomed!

https://twitter.com/#!/Fauxtaku I *love* that Plunkett is a follower.

Mwuhahahaha! My insidious plan to introduce "deets" to the global lexicon is progressing well! There are now four times as many people using it as there were yesterday.

lol, nope. The US went off the gold standard in 1971. Since then the dollar has been a free-floating currency. It's not pegged to anything. Oops... forgot that.