Mister Jack

What are you talking about? Can't you see how realistic it is?

I'm pretty sure sitting through the whole thing qualifies you to be the King of England. Or at least cause you enough pain to make you a Super Saiyan or something.

Whoa-oh, he's the game dude and he's got a wall full of shitty games ♫ He stares at them angrily and shakes his head like he has no choice in playing them, whoooah-oh ♫ He spent probably half a day thinking up this theme song and composing it on his Apple computer, oh oh oh ♫ He says fuck a whole lot because it means he's fucking edgy, oh yeah ♫ And nitpicks every single insignificant last detail, usually with metaphors about bodily functions, yeah yeah yeah ♫ He's the Angry Video Ga Pissed Off Gamer Dude, yeeeeeeeeeeeeah! ♫

AVGN was the first one to do it, so he gets a pass from me, but I totally agree with you. Jim Sterling is just a dancing monkey who parrots already popular opinions (DRM is bad u guise!) and Angry Joe goes way overboard with his rants. I still like to watch Angry Joe's reviews because they're very detailed and informative, but there are times when I do wish he'd just calm his freaking tits. I'm also okay with Boogie because the Francis videos are a joke that poke fun at the fat, whiny gamer stereotype for the sake of comedy. You're not supposed to take them at face value. Boogie himself is actually fairly calm and well-spoken.

I didn't like Demon's Souls either. In fact, I don't really like the aesthetic for any of the Souls games. I pretty much hateplayed my way through Demon's Souls so people would stop telling me I only quit it the first time because I'm a filthy casual or whatever. I BEAT IT, OKAY? SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Hell no. What does Valve even do besides host the game?

I'm finding myself running into the same problem with this game that I did with Dragon Age: too many quests in the starting area. I know I can leave at any time and continue on to the rest of the game, but that would mean leaving these quests unfinished and I can't have that.

What's that game you never played that the entire rest of the world has? What's that game you hate that everyone else loves or the one you love that everyone else hates? What game are you ashamed to admit you bought? What are your embarrassing gaming rituals? Go ahead, just let it all out, preferably into the bear's microphone. Don't be shy. This is a safe space. Heh heh heh...

I usually hate photobombing and find it really obnoxious, but I love it when it's an animal.

I am getting real tired of all these sites that use the word "entitled" to describe people who don't like terrible ideas. They did it when Microsoft backpedaled on the Xbox One's terrible original design and now they're doing it for paid mods on steam. It's a weasel word that should never be used.

Oh hell yes. This is exactly what I was hoping for ever since they teased other universes in Battle of Gods.

I would have no problem whatsoever with a donation system, but Bethesda (or any developer) taking a cut, no matter how small, is horseshit for the very reason you just mentioned: a lot of mods are made to fix broken games. Even if Bethesda did make the base game, the idea of them taking money from fans who are basically doing their job for them is disgusting to me.

https://steamcommunity.com/games/SteamWorkshop/announcements/detail/208632365253244218 Valve is backpedaling on paid mods...for now.

There is no writer or director on planet Earth who can make the "Damaged" forehead tattoo anything but cringeworthy Facebook-tier bullshit. I could see myself getting over the rest of the tattoos if I absolutely had to, but that one I will hate until the end of time. I'll always hate the grille too, but I hated those long before this new Joker ever showed up.

You're a tougher man than I am if you can actually hold off on Phantom Pain. I'm buying it day one even if it turns out Konami's execs took Kojima down to some kind of sex dungeon against his will. That said, this is more than likely the last Konami game I'll buy, which shouldn't be that difficult because what the fuck else do they even have anymore? Castlevania? Please.

Sometimes it's even worse than that. Gravity Falls is a particularly egregious offender . As much as I love that show, they have perhaps the worst schedule I have ever seen. This is a show that's heavily story driven and has an overarching plot, so it's that much more jarring to have it broken up so much. Season two, for example, started in August of 2014 and went on until November. After that, it went off the air until mid-February, when they showed one new episode. After that it disappeared again until March, when it came back for one more new episode that dropped a MAJOR story related bombshell, and now it's gone again until this summer. It's fucking torture.

I'm starting to get really frustrated with all these television shows that put out a handful of episodes from a new season, then wait for several months or even up to a full year to put out more. Breaking Bad did it, Gravity Falls did it, Walking Dead did it (which contributed heavily to me dropping the show entirely), and now it's looking like Star vs. The Forces of Evil is going to do it just when I was really starting to get into it. I don't know who is responsible for this practice or what they hope to accomplish from it, but the more it happens the more it pisses me off. I'd rather wait longer for a finished season than be left hanging for months on end after I'm already invested. Just finish the fucking show, you pricks!

I'm finally getting into Xenoblade on the 3DS. I had the Wii version but I never finished it. I seem to have trouble finishing RPGs that aren't on handhelds nowadays, but it's just as well because I think this game works better on the 3DS. The Wii version looked ugly as hell on an HD television, which wasn't really the game's fault but that doesn't change the fact that it looks better on a smaller screen. On another note, why are there so few JRPGs that have this kind of battle system? MMO style combat is just so much more fun in a single player game like this one, but the only other example I can think of is FFXII. It's downright criminal that this sort of gameplay hasn't caught on more.

Danny Baranowsky might be the best game composer in the business today.

I was waiting for the full release on this one, and now it's out, so here we are.

I just can't see the Joker sitting still long enough to get either those tattoos or that grille.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDZbuEiUUAAtGQb.jpg So, uh, this is the new Joker. Yikes...

Uninstalling all my updates for Google seems to have fixed it for now. Also it's now offering me a list of sentence predictions to choose from when I use speech to text. Did it always do that?