Mister Jack

For a long time I didn't know how I felt about the IM3 twist but I eventually came to the conclusion that I hated it. I think what took me so long to get my feelings in order is the fact that Kingsley was just so good in both personas, but when you get right down to it we were essentially cheated out of Iron Man's arch-nemesis. Cap got to fight Red Skull. Thor got to tango with Loki. Iron Man got...Trevor Slattery. Actually, no. What really bothered me wasn't so much that Trevor wasn't Mandarin, but that Killian was. He was so damn boring that I literally only remember one thing about him now, and it's my most hated line in the movie: I WAS THE MANDARIN ALL ALONG! Yeah, just twist the knife, why don't you. I know that the bluray short implied that there is still a real Mandarin out there, but I have serious doubts that they're actually going to use him in a movie.

SHE'S TOO WHITE, DEAN

Can't be any worse than Cowboys vs. Aliens. Man, that movie sucked.

Do I even have to explain this one?

Holy shit, Kenshi.

Rockstar has started banning people who mod the PC version, even with singleplayer mods. If you bought the PC version, you might want to think twice about installing mods.

Like Strangelove said, 40 bucks is getting dangerously close to buying the game twice and I just can't get behind that. For that much money, Batman himself had better show up to my next birthday as part of the deal. I'll probably just buy the base game on PS4 and then wait until the inevitable flash sale when the DLC will be cheaper. Or maybe the "game of the year" edition will be out by then, which you all know is going to happen.

What do I win?! What do I win!?

I remember playing Dark Forces back in the day. It had a sewer level which made me super paranoid because you had to walk on the water and the sewer was packed with these monsters that would just pop out right in front of you.

Microsoft actually made something...cool?

There's thinking positive and then there's living in a fantasy world. There is no way in hell this movie will be good.

THAT'S IT, I'M GETTING IN ON THIS TONGUE ACTION.

Just got back from Avengers. Man, I had a blast with this movie. I like just about all of the Marvel films, more or less, but I usually like them as movie adaptations, if that makes any sense. Basically, I like them but there aren't many Marvel movies where I just feel like a comic book is coming to life in front of me. Ultron gave me that feeling, though, making it only the second Marvel movie to do so (with Guardians of the Galaxy being the first).

I don't mind it, per se, but it does probably mean I will be overleveled for the actual story missions. When I played the Wii version I didn't bother finishing all the quests and the first real boss of the game took me a couple of tries to beat. This time around I didn't go fight him until I had already cleared out all the quests in Colony 9 and I curbstomped his ass.

This is Kickstarter rather than Greenlight, but whatever. Some ex-Rare developers (from back when they were actually good) have gotten together to make a spiritual successor to Banjo-Kazooie called Yooka-Laylee. There's not really an actual trailer yet, but here's some early gameplay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=19&v=RTXBjstzwNE The actual kickstarter isn't up yet, but it will be soon. I might actually be tempted into backing this one.

Sony is having a sale on weeaboo Japanese games right now for Golden Week. I got this one for 5 bucks, which is what I was hoping it would eventually go down to since I'm curious about the story but I also know that I suck at puzzle games.

ASMR Video Game Dude. *Hey, you look nice today, I'm going to whisper the step by step process of playing this game with exaggerated assonance and glopping.* Re: The Mickey game, the Minnie Mouse second character thing actually looks like an interesting innovation. I know you're joking but that sounds like a channel that could actually get a following.

This is exactly why we have people who are against digital distribution. Because of this shit right here.

http://www.vg247.com/2015/04/30/steam-game-ban-system-lets-developers-determine-who-to-block/ Stop fucking up, Valve! Jesus Christ!

Someone modded ragdoll physics into the PC version of GTA V. Strangelove, weren't you just talking about how much you love ragdoll physics?

Maybe if it ever shows up on PS+.

Well how is that, exactly? I never really bothered with Dark because it just seemed like more Demon's to me, and Demon's felt nothing like Rogue Legacy whatsoever.

I just got sick of hearing it. I'm also kind of surprised to hear one of the Rogue Legacy devs say that because I love Rogue Legacy but I don't think it feels like a Souls game at all.