Mister Jack

I am not typically of the right mindset for MMOs either, and I don't know about anyone else but after playing GW2 I think I've realized that the subscription model has been the very thing keeping me from getting into them. When I consciously know the game is sucking money out of me every single month, I feel obligated to play it often so I don't feel like I'm wasting that money, which makes the game less fun because it starts feeling like an obligation. I don't play GW2 all the time, but I can pick it up, play it for a while, put it down, and come back later completely stress-free. I have bought a few things from the cash store, but it's always been on my terms. Playing it just feels different to me, and not just because of the gameplay.

South Carolina, to answer your question.

What bothers me isn't that this clearly elementary school kid wrote it, but that the teacher gave him points for it.

Oh it gets worse

Jesus H. Christ.

Watched House of Cards on Netflix over the past couple of days. I dig it, although you gotta be familiar with US government to avoid getting completely lost.

"Also i don't think he has autism. The little laughs and squeal's is actually spongebob slowly taking over his body".- insanemembrane16 "Your neighbors better break out their rain boots cause there's about to be a pussy flood on the block" - Simonkipnerssoul "Only the best rappers cry." - Ben Olwell "Anyone who says this kid is gay is right...he already fucked every woman in the world, and has started his campaign for men." - Ninjaman690 "West Coast reppin' WE GOT ALL THE PATTIES." - KingofStaplers And the best one of all... - Megan Nicholes I swear, I'm gonna have to go back to this kid's channel just to see people's reactions.

OH GOD. EVERYONE WARNED ME NOT TO LOOK AT THE REST OF SPONGEBOB KID'S CHANNEL. BUT I DID IT ANYWAY. Although I have to admit some of the comments are pure gold.

I got pulled over once because my taillight was out while I was on my way to buy a replacement bulb because my taillight was out.

I went past a stop sign without making a "full and complete stop" once, which basically means I slowed down until I'm going less than one mile per hour, but it still wasn't stopped so I get pulled over. There was a bank nearby so I figure instead of blocking up the road like a dickhead I'll pull into the bank parking lot for all this unpleasantness. The ATM just happened to be nearby and the first thing the cop asks me is if I was trying to make a drop. A drop as in a bag of drugs. The answer I want to give is "Are you a fucking moron?" but of course you can't say that to a cop without it costing you so I just told him no. At the very least I didn't get a ticket.

You got that coupon too?

Trolololololol

I dunno if I agree with that assessment. It takes no effort to like something on Facebook. That's why so many people do it. Voting is simple on paper but in practice it takes a lot of trouble.

It's actually worse than doing nothing because you get the false sense of accomplishment that makes you feel like doing anything else would be unnecessary.

There's an irony in the fact that an enemy called the Handyman is the one that breaks the most often.

I'm not sure I want it to.

I feel like Bioshock 2 gets a bad rap. If it didn't follow a game that was so beloved as the first one, people would remember it more fondly. It wasn't a bad game at all. It was just never going to have that same impact.

Damn, W&S, I haven't felt that awkward watching a video since David Brent.

So has anyone here besides me actually STOPPED going to kotaku because of how shitty it is?

Never mind I found one that works

On my own machine.