Mister Jack

You know the funny thing is there's a lot of stuff from Tool I don't like because it's trippy bullshit. But when they do actual songs it's amazing.

I already got two people over here and I think I am already stepping on a few toes. One of you guys do it this time.

Between here and Old Country, I'm pretty sure I'm either Meat Boy or Max. I'm cool with either one.

I mentioned Emmett Otter back in old country but this is a fanmade trailer for anyone who never saw it. What the video is doing is saying that there were two versions of Emmett that, for some reason, had slightly different footage in certain places, and that they've just put them both together into one longer edition. Edit: I know I'm dwelling on the Muppets a lot. Last one, I promise. This is one of the best Christmas specials of all time. I don't think it's ever on tv anymore though...That new one where they're trying to get Santa's mail or some shit was so bad that I wanted to kill myself.

Why does Netflix act like Muppet Christmas Carol doesn't exist?

This video is amazing.

Well today you learned a valuable lesson about trusting your friends. Don't do it.

Seems like this should be one of those things that gets a sticky pin. Also this was pretty cool.

Granted, that is a check in the minus column, but do you know how hard it is to jump through all those sawblades and missile launchers to try to get to the one with the bandages? It really does a number on you and gets you all kinds of tense and irritable. Sometimes a meat boy just has to vent some frustration if you get my drit.

I thought I would hate Elf but I surprisingly did not. That climax with Santa scene is so cornball, though. Even for Christmas.

Because you were stupid. All teens are.

Go fuck a ditto, I saw her first.

The rules are different for girls.

Oh, and I had Simant and Simcity 2000 but I played Simant more because my cities always had a fucking water shortage no matter how many pipes I put down. Pissed me off. Now that I have OCD, it would be unbearable.

I get my hair cut every five or six weeks. Some sloppy bitches in this thread.

I used to play the 2D Duke Nukem games and Wolfenstein on my friend's old piece of shit computer, which was better than my computer, which didn't exist. Also there was this sweet vertical shooter jet game called Raptor, I think. We played that too. Rather, we played the first chapters because all we had was the shareware. Anybody remember shareware? Did anybody here ever actually buy the rest of the floppies?

Is it weird that I was more bothered by the signs selling gas at 15 bucks a gallon in the trailer more than the whole "America invaded by Korea" thing?

Is there any noticeable upgrade between that and the old games? I like the old games but I dunno if I feel like going through the same thing a third time.

A Christmas Story is mandatory viewing for everybody. FUCK ME I just realized I don't own the dvd version and I no longer have a VCR.

Wallace and Gromit has a Christmas thing?

Bring it, Bags. I'm pretty sure I can take you. I don't wanna derail the thread so that's all I'll say.

There's a thread like this in the old country, but most of us are migrating over here so I thought I'd make it again for the people who aren't originally from there or haven't seen it. What are your favorite Christmas specials? Are there any that you watch every year?

I have wondered the same. And I now I know - about 60% of what you look like, thanks to your tee thread. I would have known about 20% more, but noo, Mister Jack had to go and remind you to preserve your Tali-ness before I got there. Sorry guys. I dropped the ball on that one.