Mister Jack

I liked the poker in Red Dead, but I can understand how it would be annoying if you don't already know how to play. I guess it'd be fair to take it out of the main storyline, but leave it in as a sidequest and multiplayer?

that sucks, i hope they come back! i'd stab someone in the eye and make them eat it afterward if they took my cat. when i was little i remember some douche bag in the neighborhood was putting poison in catfood tins outside his house cause he was sick of them going through his lawn. like 8 cats died before someone finally caught him. sometimes i seriously hate people. That's horrible. I hope they threw his ass in prison for that.

I got one. I hate it when a game has deathtraps that kill you, but enemies can walk right through it like it's a sunny meadow.

Another immigrant from old country, this is the thread to gripe about things that you see games do that irritate you. It can be related to bad design, poor programming, bad storytelling, or stuff that just plain isn't fun. Note that if it only applies to one game, it doesn't count. So you can't say: "I hate this jump! I can't make this jump! Why is it so hard!?" But you can say: "I hate it when platformer games require pixel perfect positioning with your character's feet to make a platform jump" Got it? Then get to it!

You didn't have a collar on them?

If you edit a post and it's the last post on a thread, does it show up as new content? Sometimes I make a comment to acknowledge someone, leave for a bit to do research or do whatever I was advised to do or so on, and nobody else has posted when I come back. I don't want to double post, but I'm not sure if whoever I was talking to would be aware that I've said anything else if I use the edit function.

NO ONE CAN BEAT THIS MEAT!!!

Oh shit! *Rushes to 360* Edit: Ok, I think I might actually prefer the Japanese version (which is included) gameplay-wise, as it has item drops and you use mutant orbs before using life to use powers. By comparison, the US version was more obviously made to suck out the ol' quarters.

Thanks :heart:

I'm guessing he probably made up a fake wife.

I still go there (but will probably stop once the new layout hits and am VERY OCD so I hate ugly webpages) but I don't do nearly as much commenting as I used to because I've moved over here for the most part. It feels like less of a crapshoot over here, since there's less chance of some dumbass trying to troll. Moderation over at kotaku is kind of lax when it comes to people who actually NEED it.

Could we get a heart? Just a regular, plain old heart.

What is it?

I saw and loved all three of those movies. None of them made their money back?

You son of a bitch! Dr. Fetus, you better quit jerking me around or I'm gonna show you just how painful it can be when the meat goes bad!

I dunno if it's an age thing (she's old and he's young) or a gender thing. Or if he's just a huge jerk.

I hope all those PC people have gamepads. Trying to play it on a keyboard is like Sisyphus trying to roll a boulder up a hill.

If it meant I'd avoid a potential fight to the death, I'd drop pickup lines on a horse.

I know they don't HAVE to do it. I was just hoping they'd be nice. But that's good to hear.

That's me...and that's my meat boy. You'll have to pretend he's waving at me and jumping over my arm. BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT HE DOES.

I'd like to think that if Valve ever went under (highly unlikely, but never impossible) that they would be nice enough to release the DRM for everything we've downloaded from them.

Are you the Slender Man? Edit: Oh, well now you fixed it so nevermind.

Not cool, bro

My favorite band.

Thankfully no. You just have to beat the light world completely. Of course, for a lot of people that's still a pretty tall order.