Mister Jack

I dunno why but I like having more Europeans here.

Tramp. Don't be jealous.

That's extraodinary. It's like "Hey, we fucked up, but look at what big dorks you all are with passwords like this. You're kinda at fault for this too!"

But I always go back. If you saw the hotness that I'm trying to rescue, you would too.

It's a real perk. There's also one for females called Lady Killer, but characters of either gender can use either or both perks. The male one is far more helpful, though, since there are way more male enemies than female ones. I got both, though, just for the conversation options.

Kill me however many times you please. I'll just come back again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And againandagainandagainandagainandagainandagainandagainandagainandagainandagain.

We'll call you Lies.

I'm not disagreeing with you, I'm just saying. From that mindset, that's how you should look at it.

You may be pretty handy with a sword but I'm super fast and super agile. You can try to cut me but I'll just jump right up on that sword then wall-jump up your arms to your face and slap your shit. Just saying.

What's her name?

Even if you're trying to "role play" or something you could say your character isn't gay but will still hit on gay guys to get non-sexual favors.

You wanna throw down, sucka? I don't care how immortal you think you are, I am an unstoppable force of meat nature.

Do these people not know what "Confirmed Bachelor" means? And even if you do, it's one of the best perks. You'd have to be a fool not to want it unless you're deliberately trying to challenge yourself.

Delicious. Thanks, Launch.

Fair enough. I didn't know if you had Chick-Fil-A. I know a number of people who never even heard of it before I told them, which is just extraordinary.

You know what, 25% off is still pretty goddamn good.

Gonna get meatslapped.

For god's sake, PLEASE give us a Civ 5 discount. I promise I'll buy it then. Honest.

What IS he?

I think I managed to get at least two people from Kotaku. That's something, right?

Chick-Fil-A > BK

I stopped playing for a while because my wifi was getting me a ping over 1000+. I think I figured out how to fix it by changing the channel, but I just never got around to playing it again. I'd probably still have to change the channel every so often, which is kind of annoying.

Well let's see. I'm sure you probably have a lot of this but I'm just gonna be thorough. I have vintage dupes of... Sandman Razorback Equalizer Ubersaw KGB Axtinguisher Flare gun Homewrecker Ambassador I also have sniper and secondary slot tokens.

With a crispy, crunchy, tender, flaky crust? You have a Panera near you? They have this chocolate filled pastry that I swear I buy more for the crust than the chocolate inside of it. Hot pocket crusts ain't got shit on that. Mmmmm.