Mister Jack

OH MY GOD YOU'RE A GIRL. GET OUT OF HERE. By the way mods, I'm totes joking. I know her pretty well.

I'm waiting for the 20 page hipster rant by Tim Rogers or whatever his name is to talk about how his password (SMB2RULES) was a super awesome and smart password and that hackers deserve to know how awesome he and his password are. It would be way more cool if he had nothing to say at all.

Bummer. 5 guys makes a really good cheeseburger. And the bacon you can get them to put on it is all crisp and gooood.

Never had In-N-Out or Whataburger, but 5 Guys is delicious.

People are still going to pirate it in droves of course. Pirating a commercial game is already kind of douchey, but stealing from charity? How can pirates possibly defend that? That's just being a thief, plain and simple.

The DLC for Red Dead Redemption probably edges it ever so slightly above Mass Effect 2 for me.

I liked Road to Perdition...not my FAVORITE movie by any means, but I liked it. Lost in Translation...ehhhhhh...

I swear, I get more requests to trade Max's severed head than anything else I own. I'M HOLDING ONTO IT. FOREVER.

The plausibility of the story, however unlikely it may be, is pretty unsettling.

I'm hoping the steam treasure hunt puts it on a discount. I'd pick it up then.

Phoenix can't go anywhere near a defense table after AA4. His aura of pure awesome would set the entire courtroom ablaze after how that game ended.

I don't do much crafting because I only have two of everything and I don't want to lose my originals. I did manage to get a refined metal, but a fat lot of good that does on its own.

It's YOU!

Well we do have that Phoenix Wright/Professor Layton crossover comi--- Sorry, I had to go change my pants in the middle of that sentence.

How much extra do you have to pay to guarantee Hulk powers?

I would post something with Borat here but I don't want to scare off the new people.

I hate seeing commercials for Sonic's on tv constantly when I don't have a Sonic's that's less than an hour away.

I dunno why but I like having more Europeans here.

Tramp. Don't be jealous.

That's extraodinary. It's like "Hey, we fucked up, but look at what big dorks you all are with passwords like this. You're kinda at fault for this too!"

But I always go back. If you saw the hotness that I'm trying to rescue, you would too.

It's a real perk. There's also one for females called Lady Killer, but characters of either gender can use either or both perks. The male one is far more helpful, though, since there are way more male enemies than female ones. I got both, though, just for the conversation options.

Kill me however many times you please. I'll just come back again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And againandagainandagainandagainandagainandagainandagainandagainandagainandagain.

We'll call you Lies.