Mister Jack

What the hell, Square-Enix?! That's it?! That's your show?! That sucked! What happened to you? You used to be cool! That was almost as bad as EA!

God damn, Bethesda really brought their A-game this year. It was sorely needed after the shitshow that was Bethesdaland. I would be happy with the Doom announcement alone, but Fallout 76 actually looks better than I expected. And an Elder Scrolls VI announcement is just the icing on the cake. I don't give a shit about Prey, but the other stuff sounded pretty good!

You know they would. Even if not, I don't want to have to clarify which Doom 2 I'm talking about every time I talk about Doom. I'm fine with the name. Honestly I'd be annoyed if they called it Doom 2.

Fuck yeah! New Doom! Hell on Earth! This is literally exactly what I wanted the whole time!

I finally caught up on the Microsoft conference just in time for Bethesda. They brought some good stuff this year! Of course, almost all of it is multiplatform and a lot of it is also on PS4 but hey, at least they had something interesting to see, which is better than what could be said for their show last year. I'm getting the feeling that Microsoft doesn't actually care about pushing Xbox as a console as much as they care about pushing Microsoft as a platform. I can't help but suspect that they don't care that much about selling you an Xbox if they can at least get you to play the games on Windows 10, which I bet the majority of these games require.

I had to watch the trailer on a phone when it dropped so I'll have to take another look later.

What's wrong with DMC V? I did briefly worry that this was the shitty Dante again but I realized quickly that it was Nero. I'm fine with his new look because he honestly did look too much like Dante in 4.

@FLD

We really don't have an e3 thread yet? Well fortunately I made one before the show began. That EA abortion does not count.

Nintendo has already said no virtual console. You're just gonna have to stick to Dolphin. I mean buying the official Wii hardware.

I'm afraid I already know the answer, but is there anything I can do if I start getting emails from sites welcoming me to accounts I didn't sign up for? A few days ago I got one from Epic Games and tonight I got one from some survey site. The thought of someone out there using my email to sign up for shit makes me feel dirty. Why even do that? What's the benefit?

There's a new Elder Dragon out: Lunastra, who is Teostra's mate. On top of that, apparently they have a new mechanic where they can combine their power to kick your ass with the power of freaking love. Basically the opposite of turf wars.

I've started using Duolingo because I guess I'm just a fucking weeb.

You're right. I found it posted on Reddit.

We were so close to an amazing game.

Red Skull touched it and he definitely didn't get out unscathed.

To the best of my recollection, the only passive effect of the stones is their absolutely enormous energy output. Unless you're Thanos or a Celestial, simply touching a stone with your bare hands will kill you.

Where the hell is the dislike button?!

Sure hope nobody was looking forward to the next season of Roseanne.

The Infinity War writers confirmed something that may not have been obvious in the movie itself.