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  1. http://i.imgur.com/0UGXK.png
  2. I can't believe this birth certificate bullshit is still going on. What the fuck is wrong with people?

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    2. Baconrath

      Baconrath

      this is Trump's new hobby

    3. Mal

      Mal

      Hey guys, looks at the registrar's name... U.K.L. Lee... dohohohoho. This will never end.

    4. deanb

      deanb

      I can't believe Obama thought he could fool us into thinking PDFs existed in 60's.

  3. Notch flies around on Gulfstreams and goes to fancy parties to eat caviar. Where exactly did you think he was going after being treated to the high life? Good to see that his submissive community finally woke up and bit him in the ass.
  4. Everyone feel better now? Anyway, mark this post when come Nov 11 I'll say, "I told you so." A leopard can't change its spots. Neither can Bethesda.
  5. Civilization IV. I probably don't have to explain why.
  6. Halo 1. The game's weapons are trivialized by the fact that the pistol was the deadliest weapon in the game. The assault rifle, the needler, the shotgun, etc. These were all weapons you just carried to go along with your pistol. Couple this with Halo 1 PC's terribad netcode and then the sniper rifle and rocket launcher were also equally as useless. Of course I suppose it was not as bad as vehicles on the map (jumping on top of a vehicle or getting tapped by one instantly killed you). They so did not balance that game for competitive play. Also, yes. I am aware of the irony that MLG was born out of Halo 1 (and then, embarrassingly, Halo 2). That should probably tell you what I think of MLG.
  7. Yeah, that's why I said "every now and then." For every one good bit of writing Bioware puts out I probably have ten criticisms. They somehow went from tasteful sex scenes in ME1 to two mailboxes clanging together in ME2. In DA2, everyone is bisexual. The whole reason as to WHY Cerberus wants you dead (regardless of what choice you made in ME2) is apparently a really big Bioware secret. Won't know until ME3 comes out, or until it gets leaked. "Big Bioware secret" probably means, "Cerberus is in league/is being controlled by Reapers." That's just my guess, but I totally believe implant eyes are a precursor to the Big Bad in the Mass Effect universe. Saren had then, TIM has them. I just wonder who's going to have a set in ME3. Whoever it is they'll probably betray you in some way.
  8. I always thought it was stupid that you were working for Cerberus in the first place. I'm going to really enjoy killing them again in ME3. Edit: Well, even if you keep it it seems they're still out for your blood. Makes me feel all the better all the things I did to screw up Cerberus's operations (i.e. sending the Cerberus info to Alliance, shutting down Overlord, etc.).
  9. If she's in ME3, then that's probably going to be the canon reaction.
  10. She turns against that in the end, and flat-out tells The Illusive Man that she's leaving Cerberus if you take her with you to fight the human reaper. I never take her, so that's probably why I don't know that. Does she do this if you don't have her loyalty? Actually, some of these characters are designed pretty well. Ashley and Tali happen to be a couple of those characters. Bioware is no stranger to being able to actually muster up a good piece of writing every now and then. Case in point: Aribeth de Tylmerande.
  11. I only like Tali because she was the only (forgive the pun) down-to-earth love interest in ME2. My "canon" Shepard stayed faithful to Ashley (who I still prefer over Tali). I thought they were all okay. The only one that irked me was Jack. It was like they were trying to cash in on Morrigan's bitchiness - except Morrigan disguised her bitchiness as dark humor. Jack was just a bitch. NOTE: My viewpoints on Thane and Garrus are only from female friends who also played and romanced them. I don't even consider Jacob in all of this because of how terribly bland he is (not to mention how quickly you replace him in ME2. Pick up a single squadmate in the beginning, doesn't matter who, and they're better than Jacob. Miranda is no better. Her whole "I'm perfect, look at my perfect ass, etc." demeanor is uninteresting. Plus there's that whole bit where she agrees 100% with Cerberus's goals and wanting to install a mind-controlling chip into you as well. Tali is the only "human" female romance option in ME2 tbh.
  12. I only like Tali because she was the only (forgive the pun) down-to-earth love interest in ME2. My "canon" Shepard stayed faithful to Ashley (who I still prefer over Tali).
  13. Nice, it sounds like we're finally going to see Tali's face. After finding out what a great romance option she was in ME2 I had to go back and create a FIFTH character just so he would romance her in ME2.
  14. Medieval II: Total War Gold Edition for $9.
  15. http://ca.kotaku.com/comment/38593179/ || Time to tick off the Minecraft apologetics.
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    2. Pirandello

      Pirandello

      Well, for what it's worth, he *has* released a demo that lasts for an hour and 10 minutes.

    3. AgamemnonV2

      AgamemnonV2

      I'd say that was long overdue, but to be honest anyone who was iffy about buying the game probably found a way to "try out" the game anyway.

    4. Mal

      Mal

      If I recall correctly, I remember a Tutorial button when Survival as we know it first came out. I am going to assume Notch never got around to it and even removed the button since Minecraft spread by word of mouth, then instructions on how to play is by word of mouth as well. So it sort of defeats the purpose of a tutorial. As for finding out for the first time on how to do craft this and that... no idea. Some poor soul must have experimented for a bit or... just look in the code somehow, I g...

  16. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dire_rat
  17. Spiders are already the deadliest mob in the game. : \ When does Notch plan on utilizing that useless thing called difficulty?
  18. I never got passed the third mission.
  19. "You know what, soldier. I've noticed you're always last." "I'm pacing myself, sergeant."

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    2. AgamemnonV2

      AgamemnonV2

      I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around!

    3. McBeeferton

      McBeeferton

      From now on your name is Private Snowball. Do you like that name?

    4. AgamemnonV2

      AgamemnonV2

      C-C-C-Combo Breaker!

       

      Excuses are like assholes, Taylor. Everybody's got one.

  20. I'm sure I'll regret this but go ahead and explain how FO3/NV's storyline is "more focused" than Oblivion's (especially when neither designs have been changed in between).
  21. How in the world is the storyline any different? You get a quest, you follow your quest objective. That's either an activator item you need to retrieve, an entrance you must enter, or an NPC you must talk to. It's literally the exact same mechanics and structure as Oblivion.
  22. Annnnd all of the sudden I have a feeling the game is being geared towards the consoles now. Sorry, but not using the absolute latest tech doesn't mean something is geared towards consoles.Oblivion, Fallout 3, and New Vegas all seemed to me to be "geared" equally. Oh yeah, holding New Vegas DLC on the Xbox only for two months was some real fair equality. Anyway, all the signs seem to be pointing to a game more "streamlined" for console gamers (like simplifying combat and skills). I'm just glad it's still coming to the PC. You could try mods, I guess... some mods add in spears, but they're basically only reskinned two-handed swords with an adjusted reach, I think. It looks incredibly awkward. Your spears: http://www.tesnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=10170 Your animations: http://www.tesnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=27865 Only problem, of course, is that the animations replaces the one-handed attack animations. But yeah, still possible. Tesnexus has everything.
  23. Annnnd all of the sudden I have a feeling the game is being geared towards the consoles now.
  24. Yeah, like I said on Kotaku, hopefully we can fiddle with the saturation bar to add some color to that world.
  25. I'm really not interested in Fire and Sword. The greatest appeal Mount&Blade has going for it is that it's a swords & shields game. Bringing in firearms just trivializes that bit.
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