Waldorf and Statler

You'd be correct considering I'm away from Texas [and the US] for an internship. The person below me has considered having intercourse with a coworker.

Madagascar 3. I didn't expect much, and I ended up laughing. Even if it was in spanish. Surprisingly Circus Afro didn't ruin the movie.

Yeah that's it. It'll always be Super Campeones to me though.

I demand the game be titled Pussy Snatcher. It's funny because both words are used to describe... VAGINAS *giggles like uncontrollable 2 year old*

Fully Three Dimensional Wii-U Pokemon title with character customization. You can already see it in your head and I can see you salivating over the thought you sexual predator you. It would be awesome. Why it won't happen: Because Nintendo is a comfort zone piece of shit and won't ever explore outside of gimmicks or ruining franchises [see Other M]. Harry Potter RPG Similar to the Pokemon idea. You make your student and attend Hogwarts with the occasional adventure. You're able to go to all the movie locations and even game-created locations. We've all wanted this for a while now. Imagine going to Ollivander's, or going to have a butter beer. Hell even actually trying out for a Quidditch team. Why it won't happen: Because EA has the license and they're about as creative as my left testicle. Who, to its defense, can do an absolutely breathtaking rendition of Requiem For A Dream's main title song. When it's not producing enough sperm to make me hornier than a Schnauzer at an old folk's home.

Not to mention today Stephen was basically arguing for the system. I understand part of it is due to it being his job, but come on. Try to at least hide the fact you don't give a fuck about the complaints.

This game looks better and better the more I see of it. Though now I'm worried the only way to be sneaky is to use that jumping/short teleportation mechanic. Since every video I've seen seems to use it for every single sneaky moment to move past a room. I was hoping I'd be able to sneak behind people, turn off the light, or something ala old school Splinter Cell.

Today I got my cousin to download Cowboy Bebop. This is a guy who believes Dragon Ball Z to be the most awesome thing ever, and he also loves Saint Seiya and... dunno the name in english, but Super Campeones [anime about football/soccer]. I'm hoping he watches Cowboy Bebop and falls in love with anime and finally realizes that DBZ is nowhere near the pinnacle, like a lot of South Americans believe.

You'd be terribly mistaken as Weed is technically illegal and in High School I went cray cray with that B, ya moneeeey. The person below me talks about me behind my back. I SEENT WHAT YOU SAID.

I only pay for services and food, charity is not in my blood. The person below me can dance if he wants to, but does he?

Wait it plays games? Wow-wee

@MasterDex: eeeeeh... I'd argue FMA Brotherhood isn't necessarily a Shonen by standards. Maybe by definition but I saw plenty of mature story telling and the fact it didn't have the character start out a weakling then become the most important in the universe.

Can't believe I've never posted here considering the amount of anime I watch. I love everything seinen, hate Moe, and can barely tolerate shounen.

Never realized I didn't do one of these for this name. Basically I changed my name back when JesusChrist was being harassed in Kotaku due to their brilliant idea to show my real name and facebook picture. So I changed it to Waldorf and Statler as one of the gimmicks I enjoyed doing in Kotaku was making fun of people with them.

Even if they do, their new focus seems to be everything Kinect based. I don't want to say casual but.... yeah.

Welcome Vecha. I remember seeing you every now and then

Welcome Halfbeast

Add me on Steam. Just in case for newbies, I'm JesusChrist in Kotaku. My steam is: Stark Winter Lager

Wow I'm not about to read a fucking site of text of a woman bitching her vagina got sand-bended.

So many of my favorite children are coming over here.