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I don't drink nearly as much/often to question or worry about calories in my beer. I haven't reached the point where I'll actively drink a beer while having lunch. And I mean that as in a not-social lunch like with buddies or family as in those I'll eat with a beer.
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God dammit grandpa you negative fuck is there anything you don't hate?
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Sources confirm that the boobies will be.
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MEMORIIIIIIIIIIIIIES
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You whore you could've stopped me from giving my body to you.
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Song: "We All Become", from the Transistor Original Soundtrack. Written by Darren Korb, vocals by Ashley Barrett I wanna make sweet heterosexual love to the fact you found the name. Though afterwards I won't cuddle and you'll realize how you slept with a complete asshole. I'll leave your place with a smile on my face, another victim. You'll hate yourself for weeks, the concept of a healthy relationship ruined. One day you'll get married. Your spouse and you will be relatively happy. Then I'll appear again. With my sexuality I'll bring you towards the dark side once again. Your spouse will leave you. I'll leave you again. With nothing left besides that magnum under your bed you stick it in your mouth. The cold metallic flavor alongside the gun powder stimulate you like a loved one would. You press the trigger and you're gone. The sweet warmth of brain material the only embrace of longing you'd ever truly known. With your last breath you curse my name. tl;dr thanks for the name babbis
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i say i say god damn that looks awesome. If anybody figures out the name of the song lemme know
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After much inner debate I decided to give Kinds on the Slope a try. It took me this long to watch it because when I heard the acclaimed series director of Cowboy Bebop and Samurai Champloo, two of the most innovative and highly rated animes of all time with sweet combination of action and music, decided to tackle a slice of life to say I was underwhelmed would be going easy on my feelings at the time. But after I started reading Silver Spoon I rekindled my interest for slice of life (certain anime had satiated my thirst for it a couple of years ago). Let me first of all say this: This is an amazing anime. It has the musical charm of CB and SC all right. The story is nothing groundbreaking: shy boy moves into new town, makes friends, learns about life, drama ensues, ends up happier than ever. But man if the characters above aren't some of the best written characters in anime. The relationship between the titular two is one of the best bromances I've seen in anime and it's actually more interesting than any of the romances they try to establish throughout the show. If you honestly want to watch a new anime, and don't mind some romantic drama for the first few episodes, then this is it. Give it a try. For the children.
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I think that might have to do with the pretty big change in artstyle between the game and this. While the game itself has a more cartoony vibe that trailer tried to give it a bit more realism, which for some tends to mean "make the look older"
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We already know the february footage is actual in game footage as it was in the demos.
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Yeah our sense of humor, at least in this comfortable of a state, really limits who can become really good friends with us.
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I had this plan to get my asian friend, jewish friend, that one black roommate of my best friend and myself as racially insensitive halloween costumes. My asian friend needs to go in a plate armor and call himself Armor Chink. My Jewish friend would go dressed as an orange and call himself Orange Jews. The Black guy needs to go with a black sheet with two holes and call himself a Spooky Ghost. And me I would go in a Mr Clean/Janitor outfit and call myself Spick and Span.
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This political "pass the baton" thing is getting ridiculous nowadays with video games and guns. Difference is that as far as I know video games don't have nearly as many lobbyists as the NRA.
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Games You've Beat in 2013
Waldorf and Statler replied to TheMightyEthan's topic in General Gaming Chat
Talk about a double whammie, also beat Tomb Raider. As others have mentioned before playing it on hard is not impossible due to the relatively low amount of gunfights compared to other shooters and the fact checkpoints are decently enough spread out throughout the game. My thoughts? Best Tomb Raider game in ages and it did certain things better than Uncharted. Characters outside of Roth and the filipino (?) guy were kind of one dimensional but Lara stole the show. She is realistically badass for a woman over a butch all might uterus like something you would see in Gears of War. I'd give it an honest 8.5/10. If a sequel gets made I'd recommend more optional dungeons or at least longer ones. -
Old people DO tend to be racist. Why not ageist?
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It's really hard for me to not sound racist because my friends and I are in the age where between just us we call each other names like "spick/wetback, nigger, jew" as non-racist terms. More like "you cheap fuck" or "you asshole" So when I go to my friend's house and he has a black friend there and I accidentally slip the word, I usually follow it up by making it clear I'm hispanic and calling myself a spick. "No no you don't understand I'm hispanic so it's ok if I say racist words in a negative tone that has nothing to do with race"
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Good bye Fire Emblem Awakening. Thanks for the feels. Sir Al of Bino you are my favorite incarnation of that name
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Games You've Beat in 2013
Waldorf and Statler replied to TheMightyEthan's topic in General Gaming Chat
Just beat Fire Emblem Awakening. It was a fantastic game so many fucking feels at the end but man I don't plan on playing it anytime soon again. It's emotionally and mentally exhausting to try and get the best relationships and using a specific team to up their social rank and all that stuff. Game of the Year? Honestly yes it could easily be, the major competition being Bioshock Infinite and we'll see how that plays out. -
Games You've Beat in 2013
Waldorf and Statler replied to TheMightyEthan's topic in General Gaming Chat
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Must've driven you bananas
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A Statement From Wally World
Waldorf and Statler replied to Waldorf and Statler's topic in Off-Topic
If I even recall correctly in the book itself they ask "What's the meaning of life" and the computer says "42" and then they say it makes no sense and the computer corrects that it is not the meaning of life but the ultimate answer to the ultimate question -
QUE QUE PASA PASA! QUE QUE PASA PASA! I love all of these sweded versions. also not sure if it got linked before but Pacific Rim
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I think Skyfall did one thing exponentially better than Casino Royale and that is guaranteeing a role for this motherfucker right here for the other Bond movies.
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A Statement From Wally World
Waldorf and Statler replied to Waldorf and Statler's topic in Off-Topic
And that's! why you don't use facebook. -
The number 42 is not the meaning of life stop saying it is facebook friends who think they're geeky because they read a book everybody reads in English AP back in high school and completely forgot what it's supposed to actually be god dammit. And for that matter I don't have a problem with people wanting to be part of geek culture but I don't appreciate you sharing the "I Fucking Love Science" feed on my wall with your super sassy comment like "this is who I am deal with it". Nobody cares if you're pretending to be a geek to seem smart FUCK YOU I am well aware what it means to be a geek since I cream my panties when a new RPG is announced. FUCK YOU. I FUCKING HATE YOU. WHY CAN'T YOU BE DEAD. I HATE YOU. I'LL SHOVE MY KINDLE DOWN YOUR THROAT AND SEE IF YOU GET THE MESSAGE ABOUT WHAT A TYPICAL SCI FI GEEK READS.
