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Gloves off, circuit board, I ain't holdin' back Even though you're about as dangerous as a Manhack A spastic tangle of wires on a metal rack With methods so illogical you're hard tah track Mockin' my verse cause you didn't understand it Even though I was workin' to underhand it It's kinda sad, really- your efforts simply fanned it Made the flames grow higher and expand it Like Relius Clover, I'm pullin' ya strings What shit do I control? ALL THE THINGS I'm standin', wieldin' the power of kings You lyin' there, wearin' some water wings My rhyme cuts through your shit like a vorpal blade My meter destroys suckas like a Plasma Grenade Your meager existence is about to be unmade As I relax from behind my lyric palisade You're rockin' AABB, wow, that's a really tough rhyme What's wrong, couldn't handle AAAA this time? Rhymin' pairs is thinkin' small, while quads are sublime Which is why you're an amateur and I'm the prime It's an amazing thing, to be readin' your verse It's like a rap version of button-mashing, only worse I watch it with a fascination that's kinda perverse Like watching a car crash involving a hearse Looks like red fuchikoma needs food badly Cause he ain't puttin' up much of a fight, sadly And let me tell you, I'd offer him some gladly Except I don't think he can step up his game I think all he'd bring here is more of the same More AABB, more four-line verses. Lame Apparently he's never heard of variety Just like he's never experienced sobriety And how he'll never leave his mark on society Tanks for playing, though you were a bit of a bore I thought this'd be a challenge, but it's more of a chore See you around, mi armor EDIT: Decided right after posting that the last half sucked, changed it. Sue me.

Kid? Muthafucka, do you know who I am? Do you know who owns this effin' Slam Jam? You're a guest, show respect, or else blam You'll find out what happened to the rest of your fam I tried to be polite to you, little robo-tank But you insisted on being so goddamn swank Despite the fact that your metaphors were rank I'm sure your performance fees won't break the bank Are you sure your ass ain't runnin' on bad oil? Cause your armor sure looks like aluminum foil Pull it apart like Hazama with the Serpent's Coil And you better bet I will- my blood's ready to boil You like tombstones? We all need a hobby, son Though don't expect to bury me, you'd need a Solar Gun But since you're here, you'll need a eulogy. I have a ton How bout “He fought the darkness, the darkness won.” The fact of the matter is, you're just the First Wave And I'll beat you down with an Aerial Rave You couldn't win this fight with a Slot Save My realm is more dangerous than the Esper Cave I'm just getting warmed up, so buckle in And get ready for a trip weirder than Innocent Sin Clench your teeth, you're taking this one on the chin And watch your armor collapse like it was tin It comes down to this, I'm simply the best Gather your party together for a Short Rest Cause it'll take your Dailies to even test The limits of my power (and that of my vest) Go get more tokens- change for a five Not that it'll be enough to survive This onslaught of style and jive But this situation is where I thrive A minute of humility- I'm sorry I was late I had a funeral to attend, out of state But now I'm here to rise to your bait Even though your rap is second-rate Quarter-circle forward to an ass kickin' Half-circle back, time is tickin' Seven-twenty, spin your ass round and round Then I slam you straight into the fuckin' ground

I'm afraid you've hit the nail on the head This rap battle is officially fuckin' dead That last rap left Shaner seein' red And the thought of another filled him with dread Too terrified to even leave his bed His stomach churnin' like it's lined with lead I talked to him myself, he gave up the ghost Kinda shameful since he was the host That makes Harri our champ, long live the king And respect the way his text can sing Beatin' him's plenty of reason to boast So come on, modern major Asian, do your thing As for you, Fuchi, you're goddamn intimidatin' And I'm sure you've had quite enough of this waitin' So come on, you and me, and I'll let you go first And we'll see whose verses are the worst I won't pussy out or delay like a certain Shane So bring it, robo-tank, I can handle the pain

I mained Jin for a while, so it came up. One of the Astrals that's actually kinda useful, mostly because most people don't know how to deal with it.

Jin's Astral Heat is a ground unblockable. The only way to avoid it is to jump at the right time. So. That's why. 永遠に凍てつけ！弱いな…

Muthafuckas, I'm here to lay down the law It may be true that Shaner's rap was pretty raw But that don't matter, here's the thorn in my paw This is a one-on-one duel, a rap quickdraw You wanna comment, cool, you wanna bust some rhymes I can respect that, not to mention your sick meter and time Just remember who's the star of the show- our players prime And that helpin' either one is a goddamn war crime Other than that, sit back and enjoy our play A rap battle- Harrison and the Vicarious Shay Three rounds are the rules, it'll take more than a day And I'm guessing this one's going all the way

I've got SFxT on PS3... but honestly, I really hope they do some patching. I mean, I guess I always have stuff to bitch about in a fighting game, but the Jin spin glitch, the Kazuya infinite (and the Akuma float infinite, and the Xiaoyu infinite, and the Toro infinite, etc...), the questionable balance (try and tell me Hugo isn't insanely good), the time problem (constant time overs = not fun)... I never thought I would say this, but this game is BEGGING for a Super Street Fighter x Tekken to sort out its issues. I really like the core of the game, but the rest of it is a mess. The only fighting game that I have not, after playing a great deal of it, at least somewhat soured on is BlazBlue: Continuum Shift. That game is still completely fucking brilliant, even with some minor balance issues (fucking Litchi and her completely safe supers). I'm on PS3, and I play Johnny all the time, but if anyone else is game, I'll be happy to play them too. Note, it DOES work across the ocean- I'm in the middle of the USA, and I can play Johnny in Sweden without lag as long as we don't interrupt the match intro scene. It's badass.

But donating money to people so they can discriminate against minorities is totally cool.

When you give a gift, that's a donation. That's the definition. So the fact that you are giving your money to these people, freely, not in trade, means it is a donation. If you're still claiming that in the face of a series of posts consisting of you being quoted telling people that Kickstarter should be beneath them, then perhaps you should visit an optometrist.

You keep using that word. Charity. Charity. Charity. This has nothing to do with charity. A charity is something else entirely. You can donate without donating to a charity. That's why you have to say "donate to a charity" instead of just "donate." That's why those words exist.

1) It's a donation. People who are calling it an investment are incorrect. It's like NPR (I'm sure you hate that)- you donate, and they give you shit as a reward for doing so, but are not legally obligated to give you shit. They are, however, legally obligated to use the money in the way that they say they will. 2) Yes, every project has a goal. Yes, if it's not met, Kickstarter doesn't take your money. Yes, it's possible to take the money and run. You'll notice that Coca-Cola could do that with investor's money as well, there's nothing special about Kickstarter in that regard. Thieves are not exclusively the domain of internet donations. 3 and 4) We've pretty well covered these two, I think. 5) Publishers are a sub-optimal, inefficient way of doing business. Take, for example, this excerpt from an interview with Brian Fargo. Publishers are responsible for some parts of a project, and they manage to fuck those up with surprising regularity. The Dragon Age Origins trailer with fucking Marilyn Manson over it? Konami not even knowing the release date for Blades of Time? Capcom's constant typos on its products? These are not so common that they are overwhelming, but they are hardly unheard of, and they are indicative of the idea that publishers are not pulling their weight in the publisher-dev agreement. And sometimes, games that are great new IPs sell far better than expected. Sometimes games that are major releases in established IPs tank. It's really not as simple as saying "new IPs are too risky." They are a gamble, but if they succeed, they earn your company far more respect than another sequel to an old series would, and they give you something new to milk. Someone had to step out and make Call of Duty at one point for us to be at Call of Duty 7.

Well, I had help. Shaner was there to make sure it was as terrible as possible.

I wrote a story 4 u gaiz

Well, we probably do, but I think you're misunderstanding. This isn't for the forum, the forum's fine. But Dean went to the Jaguar dealership the other day, and man do they have some fine cars, so... PAY UP. =P

I have spoken to one person who liked the ending. Everyone else I've spoken to either hates it, or doesn't like it but can't be bothered to care much. This isn't Portal. No one is asking for an ending that redefines everything we've experienced, gives us new insight, blows our "entitled" little minds, or anything like that. We would be fine with even a Return of the Jedi "and then everyone was happy forever" cheesy ending. God knows the rest of the series was pretty cheesy. We just want the ending to be something other than BioWare pissing on our collective faces.

You could kill everyone but one person, one person who can then die in ME3.

As an owner of SFxT, the DLC is kind of annoying, but the game is jam-packed with content already, and these characters aren't vital to the game in any way. They're cool characters, but they're not like stunning omissions or anything. Now, the online issues, THOSE are maddening....

Looks like I'm off the hook. Here's to small blessings.

Sporkwaffles comin' in with harsh words for us both So I tell you what, I'll offer you this oath: If by tomorrow eve, the page count reaches two I'll record some white boy rap for you

I don't get why he would try to axe our delicious World Famous Fries, golden on the outside, soft and fluffy on the inside, now only a dollar on our Value Menu, world class potatoes make world famous fries, I'm lovin' in. ...Why are you guys giving me weird looks?

I wonder if they'll fix the hilarious Far Cry 2 health system. I liked the concept, but it was delightfully glitchy. (Six runs out of a burning building) Gah, burns all over... I better heal up. (Hits the heal button, his character reaches down, and pops a bone in his arm back into place) ...When did I break my arm, exactly?

I'm afraid there's no way that they'll change the design. The cloak and hood is basically their brand marker now- most gamers identity Assassin's Creed with that outfit. To maintain brand identity, they have no choice but to keep it. It works slightly better, however, given the circumstances- it's clearly winter in the game, and it makes sense that a hunter- which, at a glance, the new assassin appears to be- would wear white clothes to blend in with the snow, and would wear a hood or some other warm clothing. He stands out, but he doesn't look completely bizarre, as he might in the middle of summer. Those shots look really fantastic. It's getting hard to stay pessimistic when it looks this cool.

Yeah, I don't think I much like that ending at all. How disappointing. I mean, I'm not sure what COULD have properly ended such a huge trilogy, but... that just seems heavyhanded to me.