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Before M11 came around and the Shards block was still legal, Conscription and shit shit was annoying:

Has anyone ever been so excited for something to come out that they do not, in any way whatsoever, learn anything about that subject sans the release date? Movies? Books (Dear God do you know how hard it is not to read the Ice and Fire updates?)? Television shows? No. Forget that shit. This is general gaming chat. Durr. I know when Mass Effect 3 is coming out. That's all I need to know. I'd love to know so much about the characters involved and everything else, but I'm not in any rush to look it up? "Because urz not a tr00 fan!" Well shove a carrot up your bunghole. I love Mass Effect more than my coming grandchildren (I'm joking Shepard Chewie II). I cannot wait for this game to come out. I seriously cannot. Though you know what I love most about a game? What I love THE MOST after I unwrap that fucker from it's cellophane wrap (or digital download st33m guys hurr)? It's not knowing what the hell is coming next. Last good example of this? Dead Space 2. I knew NOTHING about that game sans the release date. It is one of my favorite games of all time. I bought it at midnight and I played through that sucker faster than a virgin on his first night. What I loved most about it? I didn't know what was coming next. I didn't know because I ignored every Dead Space 2 article. Every screenshot. Everything. Sure I played part of the demo (because I wanted to see how the controls held up) but that was all. I never finished the demo or anything like that. I was on the edge of my seat (or mattress because you know I'm all meta-lazy and shit) the entire way through. Sure Mass Effect 3 will be a completely different experience in the sense that there are many breaks you can take from the action and everything like that, but my favorite part about it is just not knowing what's coming next. It's not about what you have at the moment and knowing that. It's about what's coming next. Knowing that it's coming. That's all. Not how it's going to be or anything like that. Just knowing. That's what makes it better. Sure everyone screams "spoilers!!!" and shit like that. I'm not talking about spoilers. I'm talking about not knowing a single thing about the game. Not knowing who will be in it or any of that stuff. I have the Mass Effect Game informer sitting next to my pile of Mass Effect comics, neatly wrapped in it's own packaging. Why? Because I don't want to know a thing. A single thing. Now. If you'll excuse me. I need to drink vitamins through a straw.

Loophole!

There's only one really effective way of playing him for free: Then when they rotated out. Everyone was like "oh yay no more bullshit. "OH. "What's this?" "Fuck."

An ON-topic post: http://shop.ebay.com/i.html?_from=R40&_trksid=p5197.m570.l1313&_nkw=LEGEND+OF+LEGAIA&_sacat=See-All-Categories I was lucky enough to buy mine sealed and mint (my original was stolen :'() off some chump for 15 bucks. I also got Fear Effect and Fear Effect 2 for a dollar.

As much as I'd love to argue about Uncharted 2 some more. I cannot. I'm not allowed to. http://talkamongstyourselves.freeforums.org/the-great-uncharted-2-debate-t2129.html Most people cite flow and excitement and movielike. I don't think that makes up for it.

*Sparks some debate about whether Oberyn Martell or Jaime Lannister would win in a fight*

Yeah, but lots of folks like to try and sugar coat it. Or write dumb loopholes.

FUCK THAT ARTISAN IN EDH!

Piracy is theft. That's about it.

I haven't left my room in 48 hours. I couldn't tell you how the weather was.

Because I'm continuously given Reddit links. That's off-topic though. Don't dwell on it.

What? I don't visit Reddit. I just made the common statement. Most people make that statement regarding Kotaku. I just wanted to make my statement about Reddit. You're welcome.

I don't visit Reddit.

This is why we are bros.

Look here: I first saw TRON on the Disney channel when I was eight or so. I loved it. I thought it was super cool despite being super 80's. "But Chewie, You --" Shut the fuck up. I know what I mean. I love Star Wars. I love old time sci-fi movies with cool scenes. Star Wars. Fucking Last Starfighter. Blade Runner. Star Trek Movies. Dune. Aliens. Zardoz. Okay fuck Zardoz. Yeah. TRON for th most part was different looking than all of those movies in it's computer generated world. But noooo. Everyone has to rag on TRON. WHY!? WHY?! I don't know why. Though I do know one thing. I've never seen the Matrix. Though I know it's just a modern day, more violent, sex-filled TRON wannabe. It had a cool plot, it had good acting, it had some fun action scenes and some nice humor. It had some old guy everyone hated and forced that old guy to fight. And lose. It also had baby Bobby Kotick. Then: They made a new TRON. TRON: Legacy. Some BA movie with some BA stars in it and the biggeset BA of them all. Jeff Bridges. Again. Yes. I know. Though to a movie that brings back most of its original characters to take part in a movie they filmed almost 30 years ago? That's dedication. The new TRON offered everything: A glimpse into what Flynn did for his company that he rightfully earned. A glimpse into his life and how he treated his family, which you could tell he'd do a good job of. His old arcade (With some BA 80's music playing). The world he built, which became a living ecosystem that even generated life he never thought possible. He made self-aware programs and spawned a world in which programs can be physically brought into the living world. Holy shit? That's amazing? Yes. Plus. It all looked pretty sweet and was really fun to watch. Also: It had Olivia Wilde. Insert sexy picture here. Another reason why TRON is great? Because it's fucking awesome. End of discussion. This rant was brought to you in part by Blue Moon and Guiness.

The idea that incredible presentation and non-playable scenes make up for shoddy gameplay. Ask Yant. He knows I feel about this.

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