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It STINKS.

YEAHHH BABY! YEAHHHHH BABYYY! HAWKS WON IT. 4-3!!!! YEAHHHH BAAAAAAAAAAAAABYYYYY!

Way too many.

So what happened, Charizard?

Any questions?

New rules. Most old cards from the old days were so overpowered, it's fun to look back on it. It was just a loophole people had found for the cards that were allowed at the time. See how Basilisks have evolved over the years here: Just the wording changes really. Before it had to be blocked, some had to be blocking. Now it's just Deathtouch. Yeah it's simplified now, in literally the slightest way possible, but the wording means a whole lot now. Old basilisks like the Thicket and the Lowland all require combat damage. Now Deathtouch means ANY sort of damage. So some people have been attaching equipment with deathtouch to creatures like this: It really takes the fun out of it when you do some cheap ass shit like that. Yeah I get that it works really well, but it's really just a lame combination that just shows that Deathtouch needs to be reworded to simply say "COMBAT DAMAGE ONLY." Here's the main rule about it. So Deathtouch has had some people build some really pansy decks that include stuff like the Basilisk Collar to really just make them assholes. It takes the fun out of the game and needs to be rewritten in the 2011 set of rules when the new block hits in October. Seriously. It's really lame.

Eh. That's a card specific rule. What I mean is, that by today's standards of cards, you cannot counter creature abilities with normal counters. Every card is different and has it's own rules. Plus, Champions of Kamigawa really sucked. But the creatures were awesome.

Creatures regen back to their health. I did mention multiple blockers. But the thing is, the attacker doesn't become a 3/5 or anything like that. It is really that the attacker has taken two damage fr... Lemme do it this way. 5/5 attacks. Two 1/1's block. That 5/5's damage is completely blocked unless it has trample. HOWEVER, it DOES take two damage that does not go away at the end of combat. Damage lasts for an ENTIRE turn. Creatures regen back to normal health at the end of each turn, unless they are affected by Infect counters. It just means that

You cannot counter creature abilities. Unless you kill the creature before they even activate and/or think about activating it. I meant "mana tapped" to be "land tapped." Yeah. No. That Odyssey deck was on an older rule set. Think of it like this. You see this fucker. He wants to asian tentacle your girlfriend. You play Faceless Butcher to keep that guy out of play. Someone kills your Butcher. As he is dying, say from a block you put him to, you activate the sacrifice. Sacrifice the Butcher. On the stack, the Butcher is ALREADY in the graveyard. You bring him back out and use his ability on Emrakul again, or another creature. The stack is essentially a complicated list of what cards resolved when and what cards are available to whatever library/graveyard/battlefield effect is being used.

1) Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne 2) Legend of Legaia 3) Mass Effect 2 4) Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic 5) Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars 6) Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island 7) Diablo 2: Lord of Destruction 8) Age of Empires II: The Conquerors 9) Final Fantasy VI 10) Halo 2 11) Dragon Age: Origins 12) Call of Duty 2 13) Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy 14) Dead Space 2 15) Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire Barely missing the list? Tetris DS Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations Homeworld Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind Halo: Reach Pokemon Silver

Damage resolves at the end of combat. Essentially it changed from combat being part of the stack to: Declare attackers -> Declare blockers -> spell shit -> damage done.

Oh yeah. If she's using Eldrazi, then she's really just a mean beeyotch. Eldrazi creatures have... ANNIHILATOR Also known as the "I'm gonna make you my personal action figure" ability, ANNIHILATOR requires you to sacrifice permanents for the ANNIHILATOR count on the creature. For instance, if she uses EM'RAK'UL, THORN OF AEONS (google that), then that card has ANNIHILATOR 6. AMA sacrifice (also known as "sac") six permanents. If she runs that kind of deck, though, she's probably gonna make you do weird S&M stuff too.

Correct, creatures can block for your planeswalkers.

I'll do that when I get home.

Planeswalkers work like players. Their life stays at what it was after they used their abilities or are damaged. A PLANESWALKER MUST HAVE THE NECESSARY LIFE TO USE THEIR ULTIMATE ABILITY. YACE THE MIND SCULPTOR MUST HAVE TWELVE LIFE TO USE HIS BUNGHOLE SHATTERING ABILITY. I can't resize from my phone. Oh wait I can. A PLANESWALKER MUST HAVE THE NECESSARY LIFE TO USE THEIR ULTIMATE ABILITY. YACE THE MIND SCULPTOR MUST HAVE TWELVE LIFE TO USE HIS BUNGHOLE SHATTERING ABILITY.

The stack is the order of which cards are played and the order in which they resolve. Stack would look something exactly like non-static memory from C++. LANDFORTURN LANDTAPSANDBRINGSOUTMOREELVES ARCHDRUIDINPLAYSTILL LIGHTNINGBOLTTHEARCHDRUID. SINCE IT IS MY TURN I WILL TAKE MY PRIORITY TO TAP MY ARCHDRUID BEFORE YOU RUB HIM OUT. LANDFORTURN LANDTAPSANDBRINGSOUTMOREELVES ARCHDRUIDINPLAYSTILL yourshitgoesherethatusesthedruidbeforehe'slando'd LIGHTNINGBOLTTHEARCHDRUID.

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YOU CAN ONLY USE ONE PLANESWALKER ABILITY PER TURN. MANA BURN DOES NOT EXIST ANYMORE.