Commander Shepard

For everyone on TAY. I hope the feeling is mutual <3.

Will not let you go, Never, never, never, never!

Butter > Spray Butter > Imaginary Butter > No Butter > Margarine

I came to the decision to reply to the above poster. The person below me enjoys being beneath me.

Evil companies can release fun games from time to time, can't be a hater all the time. The person below me has never been to the Minus World in the Original Super Mario Brothers.

The Game Gear, Master System, and Genesis games to Sonic and Knuckles are all cool with me as well as Sonic CD being okay in my book. Anything past this can BURN IN HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. The person below me will become the next Karate kid with Mr. Miyagi.

Pushes clouds around.

The same thing I do every Valentine's day... try and take over the corporate world!

I have been known to be a bad enough dude when needed. The person below me once turned invisible, but no one noticed.

Is super jealous.

You're all figments of my imagination run amuk. One day I'll beat the voices and stop you all. The person below me writes fan-fic of things and adds them self as a character.

Wears a collar.

Maybe not my mother with that mouth, but probably your mother with this mouth. The person below me wishes they lived in either the future or the past.

Does actually doing it count? Unfortunately, the only power I got was the ability soul-melting vision. The person below me cannot live without the Internet.

and does not give a fuck as to what one is. The person below me must reveal their weakness!

All I need is the firepower. The person below me is not wearing pants.

I live in Wyoming. I am always cold. The person below me does not realize they are insane.

I used to wonder why "Loco" in Spanish was crazy, now I know.

Some of Dane Cook's early material warranted a tee-hee, but with what followed, I resume my blank expression. The person below me has had a falling dream where you wake up before hitting the ground and fall out of your bed.

Superman 64 is not a bad game, if you love games that have so many glitches/bugs it becomes game-breakingly hilarious. Most people that complain about it only do the "Ride Stages" or the part of the game where you fly through rings. The person below me caught all the original 150 pokemon and bragged about it to his family.

I was gonna post earlier but I put it off... The person below me needs a hug and a friend.

I was happy until I read the China part, then my reaction became: Though, I'm honestly surprised there is no Happy Starcraft Land theme park in South Korea.

I could be, I might not be, only one person on this forum knows the truth. The person below me will post in the style of how Morgan Freeman speaks.

I probably have, because there are some genres of music I cannot tolerate, even though there may exist a few decent bands/groups. Person below me didn't even know the Super Bowl happened yesterday.