Kingsman: Golden Circle
Watched this one with my mum, so just like in Atomic Blonde there's a sex scene isn't there. I wonder if I was to go see Thor with her (she's like zilch interest mine) then the universe will align to end up with an 18-rated cut.
Anywho, it's a perfectly fine film but I feel it tried to repeat a bit too much of the first one. Didn't help we'd watch the first one before heading out, and it was a lot smarter film. This one was a bit sloppy in its structure and a few too many bad guys, robotic arms are a bit old hat at this point compared to sword prosthetics. In fact on the "old hat" thing the music choice was a bit sub-par with the era of GotG and Baby Drive I guess I just expect a bit more thought in songs than multiple covers of "Take Me Home, Country Roads" and various ill-fitting Elton John songs. The first was pretty good on this front, especially with "Bonkers" and the Dire Straits opening.
There's also like zilch mention of the massive attack in the first film which lead to likely thousands dead, if not more, a bunch of heads of states no longer with heads. And yet weirdly loads of people using old iPhones still despite phones being the primary cause.
The Stateman opened up new doors, but the bad guy never really ever felt like a threat and some of the beats to it (par one unexpected one) were pretty by-the-numbers. There was a baddie in it who I felt would have been a bit more effective and interesting but mainly just a henchman.
Anywho this is a slight spoiler but a relevant gif for a bit of the film: