TheFlyingGerbil

I got this totally sweet sleeve for free for registering all three games on Club Nintendo! I haven't played the third one yet but on my most trusted review site they said it has the best story of the three and since that is the only thing in it that really changes I should be very happy with it. Joe P.S. the puzzle I remember most was from the first game I think and it was about a boy on a canoe dropping his hat and turning back for it. Even after unlocking all the hints I still had to go on the internet to get the answer! I still didn't understand how they got the answer!

Caffeine has absolutely no effect on me except making me need to go to the toilet. I wish I could get a buzz off it as I love to drink it and that would totally be an extra bonus. I generally go for a cappuccino without sugar, but I do like the fancy ones as a treat every now and again, e.g. I had a frozen mint coffee which was surprisingly completely gorgeous. I used to roast my own coffee, and while I could taste the difference between that and store bought, I don't know that it actually tasted better so pretty much gave it us as it is not that easy to get green beans around where I live. Joe

budgies and parakeets are two different things in the UK. Parakeets are bigger and more like parrots. edit: I already know this is a stupid question, but is that Law and Order UK trailer genuine or a spoof, cos if it is real it is awesome!

Are fish and chip shops common in the USA? I only imagine them being popular in the UK.

I second Loco Roco - only uses the two shoulder buttons! |God of War I only played the demo, but that wasn't difficult and trust me when I say I am AWFUL at videogames - you can just button mash if you don't want to employ tactics. Joe

The PS3 is my first Sony home console, so the collections are cool for me - not everyone has owned the games previously, guys! I will be getting the Team Ico one and also the Sly Collection when it's dropped a bit in price. Joe

Brownie in a Mug: You can make it and cook it in about two minutes and it's gorgeous. What's not to love?!

GameCentral is my favourite site. It's British which is useful so I don't get excited about a game 2 years before it makes it over here, if it makes it here at all and I love the letters page which is how a comment section could look if the internet wasn't full of idiots. Plus I have a soft spot for it from when it was on teletext (and even back to Digitiser if any still knows what I'm talking about!) Joe.

The annoying thing? On the USA scale, they are near London!

Behold the hotness: or another unkempt nerd, I forget which...

Have you ever tried to explain where/what Wales is to an American? I had enough trouble with a Londoner once.

Hi, I only just noticed you guys moved to a new home - you won't shake me off that easily again! For anyone that doesn't remember me* or is new my name is Joe and I'm from the UK. *please pretend to remember/miss me! Joe.