Mister Jack

My entertainment unit has a door in the side with some shelves. I put my games there. And on a DVD rack when I ran out of space. And on another DVD rack when I ran out of space on the first DVD rack. And in a box when I ran out of space on the second dvd rack to supplement the first dvd rack. And in a pile on my coffee table when I ran out of space in the box meant to supplement the second dvd rack which supplemented the first dvd rack which supplemented the entertainment unit.

I think I made a TF2 thread on here and pretty much used it for both trading and discussion.

I hate TF2 crates so goddamn much. I'd be fine with them if you could turn them into scrap, but you can't. They just take up space unless you cough up real money for a key on a gamble.

I like how they called it "Awesome Possum kicks Dr. Machino's Butt". They really expected to make other episodes. Brain, you're thinking of Quackshot. Damn good game, actually. And you needed different plungers from a different level to get past that wall.

You played as a Wizard's glove and you had to get that rubber ball to the end of each level. Game itself was actually pretty decent. You could bounce the ball, slap it at enemies, roll on it, or transform it to serve various purposes. It was sorta like a puzzle platformer. Still, it's a glove.

PlatformER as in the platforming genre.

In case anyone else can't remember who Ty is, it's this guy: Here's one I actually played on the Genesis. I didn't OWN it. I emulated it. So I guess I played it on my PC, technically Whatever. Know who that is? That's Boogerman. Yeah, that's his real name and the name of his game. He attacked by flicking boogers, farting, and belching. Can you imagine if this guy took off? We'd be playing next-gen Boogerman VII: Invasion of the Buttmunchers or something. Bend over and spread your buttcheeks apart for the Kinect to pick up power farts. Edit: I think Bubsy still counts, Mud. It started as a platformer.

Was that uh....Ty the Tasmanian Tiger? That one?

From the days of the NES all the way up to current-gen games, all kinds of companies try to copy the success of Mario and Sonic's character branding. While some franchises become relatively successful in their own right (Ratchet, Spyro), most of them just didn't last long either because the character just wasn't very memorable and/or because their games just weren't very impressive. There's a huge laundry list of platformer rejects. Post the ones you loved or hated here.

I like the portal skin but is there any way to make the "view new content" link into a color that isn't invisible against the background?

I'm starting to think the 3D is nothing more than tacked on BS to discourage piracy.

Region locking is so goddamn stupid. There is just no point.

I still think the old old Cole was better than both of the new ones, but I'll learn to live with it.

Chase scenes huh...and that "gameplay choices" thing always makes me wary.

Well the person originally took the video as a "HELP THE VET IS CLOSED WHAT DO I DO" sort of thing but people just noticed the omg thing.

It's region locked!? You mean I wont be able to play Jump Stars on it?! Fucking bullshit!

Turned out OMG cat looked like that because of a broken jaw. He got better though.

I would maybe pay $5 a month with a cash shop as well but that's the highest I can stomach.

Mortal Kombat Deception

Yeah it's Day of the Tentacle. I was just playing that on ScummVM a couple days ago.

I was interested in DC Online but 15 bucks a month is an instant turn-off to me and I can say no amount of quality or fun would ever make me sway from my position. If they ever go freemium then I'd absolutely play it. Hell, I'd probably even spend a little money in a cash shop from time to time. But I have a lot of trouble enjoying a game when I hear pennies being sucked away every second I play it.

So with the people behind Lord of the Rings online announcing they tripled their revenue after going free to play, one might begin to wonder if the current philosophy behind MMO pricing structures needs an overhaul. Having a monthly subscription has only seemed to work for a few recent MMOs in the long term, but at the same time when it DOES work, it works pretty well. So what do you think? How should MMOs be priced? Try to think in terms of structures that benefit both the consumer and the developer.

Really, I think deteriorating weapons is reason enough to not pick a fight with everything you see. It's probably not like dead rising where your 2x4 breaks so you just pick up the fucking BENCH next to you.

Niiiice. Can't wait. TT makes awesome games; suck my cock Kotaku.

Does brainhurt even post here anymore?