Mister Jack

I saw the gameplay and I STILL have no idea what the hell is going on.

If they don't kill Rico I would be severely disappointed. And I don't want it to end with ISA FUCK YEAH. I want at the very least for there to be a truce. I don't want the Helghast to just get completely stomped. Helghast are awesome.

Well I know when I've been bested.

I know, for the first time I actually kinda care about Killzone's story.

Minimalist is good but sometimes I also like lots of detail.

Opening up the Tengen floodgates, huh?

HOLY SHIT CASPER JUST JUMPED TEN FEET ACROSS HALF THE ROOM AND LANDED ON THE VERY TOP OF THE COUCH.

I would at least like a phone with a goddamn keyboard. I'm still using an old OLD piece of shit. If I had a smartphone I'd probably just use it to post here.

What they should reboot is Fantastic 4. I don't even care about them, but I do care about Dr. Doom, and we need an onscreen Doom who isn't a complete wiener.

Viewtiful Joe

I cannot stand this reboot. Every new thing I hear about it just makes me hate it more.

San Andreas would have been my second guess but FLD already said it so let's see what happens.

BMX XXX?

I have no clue what happened to my old NES. I miss that thing.

So this is just what we own right now, right?

Except it's Indigo Prophecy.

...Indigo Prophecy?

Playstation has a lot of fans here, it seems. I am pleased.

This happens.

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

Well, I really hope like hell that was the right answer because I can't stay up to make a second guess.

I'm fairly confident one of us is right. Come on Smooves, the suspense is killing me.

Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance

Maybe there should be a stipulation that picking the PC means you can't emulate any console games unless you're playing an actual PC port. Not saying that's what anyone's been doing so far, it's just something that occurred to me.

I said it's BARELY a review. It wastes too many words on shit that really doesn't matter and doesn't use enough detailing the actual qualities or drawbacks of the game. I don't give a shit who the ideal player is or "why I should care" about the game. The whole point of a review is to tell you why you should or shouldn't care. Those sections shouldn't even exist. And by having fake interviews as a review system it severely limits just what they can address about the game because they're playing it off as answering one question at a time.