Mister Jack

DAMN IT. I keep missing the ones I know!

Yeeeah no, you're wrong. They really did suck. The second one appeared everyone would turn their fire on it and it'd go down almost instantly.

The way it is now barely even qualifies as an actual review. This "conversation" style is fucking stupid and obnoxious.

That's just too much left up to chance. I like the idea of the drones and I don't want them cut out entirely, but they need to be a viable weapon.

I dunno why but I like the phrase "placed gently atop a hotdog".

Yeah. I think I got like every other badge except the drone ones. I tried really hard before I just gave up and said "Fuck it." If they're in KZ3 I hope they're a little more useful. It should be something with heavy armor and a decent rate of fire but vulnerable against certain classes' weapons, like the rocket launcher or something. I'm thinking of the choppers in Modern Warfare, but not quite THAT powerful. Just...better than what it is now.

The main thing about the multi that really bugged me was that those flying drones were completely useless. Turrets could be good if you positioned them well but drones got shot down in like ten seconds. Did they ever get a little boost via a patch?

A Wendy's bacon cheeseburger with a baked potato. Yummy.

I like PC because he's a silly billy. Mac is just a smug, self-satisfied douche.

YES, that's it. Thank you, that was driving me nuts.

Where have I heard Rocket Lawnchair? I know there was some game that called out the weapons as you either picked them up or selected them and the rocket launcher sounded like RAWKIT LAWNCHAIR but aaagh I can't remember what game that was!

If I absolutely must pick one, I guess I'd say Sony because I like their exclusives the most.

Well in BC2 you had to aim at people and hit a certain key, I forget what, in order to tag them, and tags disappeared after so many seconds.

Didn't they add a tagging system to KZ3 for spotting enemies? Or am I thinking of some other game besides BC2?

My cat, Casper, has a favorite toy. It's a little plush Phoenix Wright that I got as a preorder bonus a while back. I didn't even mean to give it to him. I just left it lying around and he...well....stole it. And now it's just kinda...his.

Pokemon. Yeah I said it.

I'm pretty sure I posted that in a TF2 thread. Also.

I hate their new review system anyway. The red and blue ones they did before were fine. They could have been tweaked a bit but they didn't need to get thrown out the window. The way they do it now is like "Baby's First Game Review".

Listen to feedback from people who played the last game and take their suggestions to heart. For the love of god, if you do absolutely nothing else, do this.

She's known me for years and I wasn't in it either! How do you think I feel?!

I dreamed I was playing Uncharted and was in some area with a bunch of small caves. And every so often Daniel Plainview (who is a LARGE man) would leap out of one and attack me with a crowbar while screaming "DRAAAAAIIINAGE!!!" He was a hard boss.

Hey, Goldwings! NOW it's a party!

Obviously boosted reps are a mark of shame as is. They don't need resets.