Mister Jack

San Andreas would have been my second guess but FLD already said it so let's see what happens.

BMX XXX?

I have no clue what happened to my old NES. I miss that thing.

So this is just what we own right now, right?

Except it's Indigo Prophecy.

...Indigo Prophecy?

Playstation has a lot of fans here, it seems. I am pleased.

This happens.

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

Well, I really hope like hell that was the right answer because I can't stay up to make a second guess.

I'm fairly confident one of us is right. Come on Smooves, the suspense is killing me.

Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance

Maybe there should be a stipulation that picking the PC means you can't emulate any console games unless you're playing an actual PC port. Not saying that's what anyone's been doing so far, it's just something that occurred to me.

I said it's BARELY a review. It wastes too many words on shit that really doesn't matter and doesn't use enough detailing the actual qualities or drawbacks of the game. I don't give a shit who the ideal player is or "why I should care" about the game. The whole point of a review is to tell you why you should or shouldn't care. Those sections shouldn't even exist. And by having fake interviews as a review system it severely limits just what they can address about the game because they're playing it off as answering one question at a time.

I know they patched the turrets at some point to make them more powerful, but I can't remember when. Oh well, KZ3 is right around the corner anyway. I am so looking forward to using those robot suits in multi.

You mean the turrets? They're pretty good if you tuck them around corners or something.

DAMN IT. I keep missing the ones I know!

Yeeeah no, you're wrong. They really did suck. The second one appeared everyone would turn their fire on it and it'd go down almost instantly.

The way it is now barely even qualifies as an actual review. This "conversation" style is fucking stupid and obnoxious.

That's just too much left up to chance. I like the idea of the drones and I don't want them cut out entirely, but they need to be a viable weapon.

I dunno why but I like the phrase "placed gently atop a hotdog".

Yeah. I think I got like every other badge except the drone ones. I tried really hard before I just gave up and said "Fuck it." If they're in KZ3 I hope they're a little more useful. It should be something with heavy armor and a decent rate of fire but vulnerable against certain classes' weapons, like the rocket launcher or something. I'm thinking of the choppers in Modern Warfare, but not quite THAT powerful. Just...better than what it is now.

The main thing about the multi that really bugged me was that those flying drones were completely useless. Turrets could be good if you positioned them well but drones got shot down in like ten seconds. Did they ever get a little boost via a patch?

A Wendy's bacon cheeseburger with a baked potato. Yummy.

I like PC because he's a silly billy. Mac is just a smug, self-satisfied douche.