I dreamed I was playing Uncharted and was in some area with a bunch of small caves. And every so often Daniel Plainview (who is a LARGE man) would leap out of one and attack me with a crowbar while screaming "DRAAAAAIIINAGE!!!"
He was a hard boss.
Why would someone who doesn't even like Telltale review a Telltale game? That'd be like asking me to do a play by play on Monday Night Football. I wouldn't know what the hell I'm saying.