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Mister Jack

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  1. Actually it takes place after Yakuza 6 and Yakuza 6 changes the story in a way where if he plays Like a Dragon first it will absolutely spoil things for him.
  2. With all the craziness going on I almost totally forgot to preorder this!
  3. Gooood morning, Republicans! Say hello to your next president!
  4. The stuff about Dominants and Eikons sounds a lot like Naruto. No, actually it sounds exactly like Naruto.
  5. Doom Eternal: The Ancient Gods Part One Ho-lee fuck. Where do I even begin? Well how about the fact that this easily takes the difficulty crown from the base Doom Eternal as the most blisteringly hard FPS game I've ever played. To be honest it's so hard that I got frustrated more than once. It's so hard that I actually think it was a mistake for id to let people buy this as a standalone game without playing Doom Eternal first. If you haven't played Doom Eternal, you do NOT want to start with this. Ancient Gods assumes that you have not only played the base game, but mastered it to a degree that first time players will never be able to grasp. No pussies allowed here. There are only three extra large levels in this expansion, which took me maybe 10 hours to beat on ultraviolence, but at least three of those hours came down to dying over and over. The first fight, the first fucking fight in this DLC took me five tries to get past it and by the time I finished these---I repeat, three levels---I had probably died over a hundred times and you bet your ass I mean that literally. I hate to keep banging this drum but I really cannot overstate how much the difficulty has jumped in this expansion. So what makes it so much harder? For starters the encounters are much, much bigger with swarms of elite enemies, a far greater number of fodder enemies, and arenas that are full of hazards that you're pretty much guaranteed to run into over and over again. The waves are also looooooooong and you get very few checkpoints. Most of the time the game expects you to do the entire thing in one go with no deaths. That alone is tough enough, but the new demons feel specifically designed to give you the finger. The worst of them is an enemy who buffs other demons into minibosses while also removing all their weaknesses and making them immune to freeze grenades. You cannot kill this enemy without killing the buffed demon first, and even after you do that it's only vulnerable to one weapon that kills enemies very slowly, so good luck killing it without getting fucked in the butt in the process. You gotta do it though because otherwise he'll just buff another demon and you have to do it all over again. God damn. And don't even get me started on the final boss. That fight is so overwhelmingly, relentlessly unfair that I would not blame anyone who chooses to accept the super armor when the game offers it to you. Even then you might still get killed over and over. I appreciate the work that went into this expansion. They made a decent amount of content and the level design is pretty well thought out. It adds to the story and lore in cool ways and the new music, while not as good as the base game's music in my personal opinion, is still solid. My only real complaint is just how carried away they got with the challenge. Doom Eternal was pretty damn hard but it always felt fair and balanced. Ancient Gods frequently feels like the game really doesn't want you to finish it and is willing to do whatever it takes to stop you. If you're an absolute masochist, a true glutton for pain and punishment, then I wholeheartedly recommend Ancient Gods. By all means, dive in and enjoy the suffering. If you are just a casual FPS player who wants to relax and shoot stuff, however, then you might want to ask yourself if you're willing to deal with the frustration. Seriously, this game gave me actual adrenaline rushes while playing it. My hands were still shaking when I started typing this post.
  6. I've been playing on ultraviolence and sweet Jesus, they really took off the kid gloves with this expansion. It's like they don't even care if you are able to finish it or not. I just fought through a wave with four mancubi, four cyber mancubi, at least three arachnotrons, two titans, three prowlers, three hell knights, two barons of hell, three pinkies, more carcasses than I could count, and an endless horde of imps and soldiers with shields. And this was all with no checkpoints and an electrified floor. God damn. It must have taken me 20 tries.
  7. Yo the multiplayer update for Ghost of Tsushima dropped today

    1. CorgiShinobi

      CorgiShinobi

      It's pretty cool. Still on the final section of the story. Can't help but do every little thing.

    2. Thursday Next

      Thursday Next

      Soooooooooooo good!

  8. Being able to look up hints right there on the screen is my favorite feature too. Whenever I play games with collectibles or a bunch of secrets I've just gotten into the habit of keeping my tablet by my side to occasionally stop and look things up. Not having to do that anymore would be great.
  9. I'm glad you said it because I have the same feeling. I loved Witcher 3 and I really want to be excited for Cyberpunk but every time I hear about it lately it's some new story about how a planned feature had to be cut or scaled down. It just gives me this nervous feeling that CDPR might have bitten off more than they can chew.
  10. After the success of the Sonic the Hedgehog movie, I don't really buy that excuse anymore. If anything, the feedback they got was to put in more game stuff in the sequel. But Paul Anderson is most definitely a hack. No doubt about it. This soldier bullshit is something he just loves to keep falling back on like a crutch.
  11. What the fuck is this shit? Why would you do this stupid soldier angle? God damn I am so tired of the US military being shoehorned into movies where they're not needed or wanted. The worst part is that the monsters actually look pretty accurate so clearly someone cared about trying to do it justice, but they were drowned out by the Hollywood machine. Oh and I didn't see a single palico in that trailer. Fucking trash.
  12. I think they're also doing it for historical reasons. The Democrats surely knew that impeaching Trump would not successfully remove him from office, but he'll still be known for all time as one of only three US presidents so far to be impeached.
  13. 1) Go to Youtube 2) Search for "Tobey Maguire in the MCU" You're welcome
  14. Trials of Mana I'm not really sure how to judge this one. By modern standards it's not very impressive, but as a remake of a game from the 90s I can tell they tried to update what they could without completely losing the spirit of the original. The new graphics, while not mind blowing, are still appreciated because it's a lot more work than just slapping on some higher resolution sprites. The gameplay is still stuck in the 90s with a few added bells and whistles but it's a remake of a 90s game so what do you expect? Unlike the FF7 remake, which is trying to capture a new, modern audience, this game is just trying to please people who were already fans of the original. Does it succeed? I can't really say since I'm not especially nostalgic for the original. The story has no more depth than it did on the Super Famicom and the voice acting is really, really bad, but I just can't bring myself to be too harsh on Trials of Mana because I feel like people who buy it should know what they're getting into. It succeeds at being what it wants to be and doesn't aim for anything higher than being the original game with better presentation and a few QoL adjustments. It's fine, probably worth getting if there's a good sale on it or something, but it's more of a casual time killer kind of game than something you should expect to get sucked into for long periods of time.
  15. I don't care about any of those games but I do wonder why it's those specific 11 that won't work.
  16. Anyone else playing Genshin Impact? Never thought I'd actually enjoy a gacha game but here we are.

    1. Mal

      Mal

      Yes, way too much for the matter... UID: 601798193

      If you want someone to hang doing dungeons and stuff

    2. CorgiShinobi

      CorgiShinobi

      I downloaded it for PS4. Was going to wait for Switch, but wife wasn't interested since she still has to get through Breath of the Wild.

  17. So far I'm up to 49 plats but that one FF7 trophy is just too much for me. Kudos for powering through that.
  18. Now I hardly claim to have played every JRPG ever made, but at least in this console generation I've found grinding to be much less of a problem in JRPGs than it used to be, at least in the ones I've seen. I won't say it never becomes an issue because I'm sure there are still examples I'm not aware of, but by and large I only find myself having to resort to grinding if I'm doing endgame content or one particularly poorly designed boss. It's nothing like it was back in the 8 and 16 bit days when grinding was pretty much mandatory and it damn sure isn't like these western games that try to sell you XP boosters. For the most part it feels like they've figured out how much they need to guide you along the main path when it comes to exp gains. Of course, if you're the type to run away from every battle then that's another story.
  19. Yeah, I'm in the same boat. I got just enough stars to beat it and then immediately moved on to Sunshine rather than going for all 120. I agree with pretty much everything you said. I used to love Mario 64 and I wanted to still love it today but I just don't.
  20. I'm sure he'll be tested again soon to be sure. Still, a negative test is better than a positive one.
  21. Biden has officially tested negative. I was worried with all that yelling Trump was doing at the debate. We don't need BOTH candidates getting sick.
  22. Honestly I don't even like the wing cap. It feels like you're trying to just barely keep a lead weight aloft with some balloons on strings. I get what they were going for with the swooping and diving, but it doesn't always work and doesn't feel nearly as smooth as the cape from Super Mario World. The cap powerup is already timed so I don't know why you have to be constantly sinking on top of that. The camera still manages to be a problem too. I think a big part of it is that the N64 controller's stick was not actually an analog stick despite what everyone says. It was a digital stick with much more restricted movement options. Now that I'm trying to play it with a true analog stick all that extra feedback is either getting ignored or overcorrected by a game that was programmed around a much simpler stick.
  23. I'm glad you said it. I've also been playing Mario 64 and while it's still enjoyable for the most part, I could not divorce myself from the thought the controls were just plain bad by today's standards. Not only are the controls bad, but so is the camera. Just switch from 64 to Sunshine and the difference in feel is impossible not to notice. In fact, I'd go one further and say that people saying it's the best Mario game of all time must be wearing nostalgia goggles. Mario games both older and newer hold up much better today than Mario 64 does. I do acknowledge that it was a landmark accomplishment for the time and it is still a good game, but it sure isn't a timeless one.
  24. Trump officially has covid-19. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. I hope he dies.
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