Mister Jack

Go fuck a ditto, I saw her first.

The rules are different for girls.

Oh, and I had Simant and Simcity 2000 but I played Simant more because my cities always had a fucking water shortage no matter how many pipes I put down. Pissed me off. Now that I have OCD, it would be unbearable.

I get my hair cut every five or six weeks. Some sloppy bitches in this thread.

I used to play the 2D Duke Nukem games and Wolfenstein on my friend's old piece of shit computer, which was better than my computer, which didn't exist. Also there was this sweet vertical shooter jet game called Raptor, I think. We played that too. Rather, we played the first chapters because all we had was the shareware. Anybody remember shareware? Did anybody here ever actually buy the rest of the floppies?

Is it weird that I was more bothered by the signs selling gas at 15 bucks a gallon in the trailer more than the whole "America invaded by Korea" thing?

Is there any noticeable upgrade between that and the old games? I like the old games but I dunno if I feel like going through the same thing a third time.

A Christmas Story is mandatory viewing for everybody. FUCK ME I just realized I don't own the dvd version and I no longer have a VCR.

Wallace and Gromit has a Christmas thing?

Bring it, Bags. I'm pretty sure I can take you. I don't wanna derail the thread so that's all I'll say.

There's a thread like this in the old country, but most of us are migrating over here so I thought I'd make it again for the people who aren't originally from there or haven't seen it. What are your favorite Christmas specials? Are there any that you watch every year?

I have wondered the same. And I now I know - about 60% of what you look like, thanks to your tee thread. I would have known about 20% more, but noo, Mister Jack had to go and remind you to preserve your Tali-ness before I got there. Sorry guys. I dropped the ball on that one.

I can't get a good video, but I used to play this PC game called Gazillionaire. It was basically a buying/trading business sim in outer space. Pretty simple gameplay. You bought ships, bought low, sold high, deal with banks and lending companies, and pray like hell that your trading vessels don't get hijacked by space pirates.

Well fuck you too ya uppity bitch.

I'm hearing quite a few good things about this app, and with news that Epic will be selling licenses to other iphone devs, it's looking likely that the state of mobile gaming will soon be changing quite a bit. If you own the game, discuss it here. You can also speculate on how this milestone app will affect gaming on mobile platforms in the future.

I never heard a reply to my offer, my little china doll.

Oh yeah? If you're a man...then you won't mind one bit when I put this drink on the table without a coaster...

I dunno, this is sort of a grey area. Can we get a mod to sort out where this should go?

This should probably go in the retro forum? I think?

The trailer's convinced me to see it. Whether I'll like it is another matter entirely.

That's fine with me. When I want a point and click, Telltale always comes through for me.

Do ho ho

It is pretty scary. But I must never be crossed.