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Yeah, at that price pre-ordering is a no-brainer. And yeah, it's a prequel and apparently intended to be played first.

I never stopped believing in you, SEGA.

YAKUZA 0 UP FOR PRE-ORDER!

FUCK YES! YAKUZA ON STEAM!! Also Valkyria Chronicles 4 I guess BUT FUCKING YAKUZA!!!

My only remaining hope is that we now know that that shitty space toys game isn't Clint Hocking's project. I'm not getting my hopes up for it to be at Sony's show, though. But shit, my patience is running out here. If we have to wait another year for it then it better be a serious fucking revamp that returns to the series roots.

OH COME THE FUCKING HELL ON!

@TheMightyEthan Can we get a ban here???

But Ubisoft is going to have the most important reveal of the show! A new Splinter Cell!

Yeah, that was pretty fucking weak lol. I'm curious about that Platinum game but I need to see gameplay. And I guess that Quiet Man thing could be interesting? Need more info, though.

Holy fucking shit. So, the lootboxcoin is a real thing that Devolver are actually selling. People are saying the price keeps changing but I haven't personally seen it move from 150$. But more importantly, this is apparently a PR guy for Devolver... And going by the timestamp, that was tweeted halfway through the damn conference! I have no words. I mean, they basically called people that buy lootboxes fucking idiots during their conference! I guess some people struggle with the concepts of satire and irony?

It is.

This, I think? I'm honestly still not sure if it was a joke or not lol. edit: Ah nvm, looking at SteamDB I see it's been on Steam for a few months. I guess I just never heard of it. The trailer was kinda nonsensically buzzwordy like the rest of the conference so it threw me off.

Hahahaha I genuinely can't tell if this is an actual real game. I kinda hope it's not. edit: Devolver wins again! Also, Metal Wolf Chaos!

Time for the best conference, guys!!!

Wait, is the Prey DLC not story content? Not sure how I feel about a roguelike game mode... :/

Just call it Doom II: Hell on Earth! I mean, that's clearly what it was. No one's gonna mix it up with the old one...

Is it just me or is Doom Eternal kind of a weird title for Doom 2? When I saw the title, I got instantly bummed out because I assumed it was some shitty spin-off like a card game or some mobile shit. But then they said it was a sequel lol.

Fuck if I know. I'm seeing vague complaints about "horrendous art style" and "shitty aesthetics" and I have no idea wtf they're talking about. Hell, Nero and Dante both look slightly different but it's still nothing compared to what they did to Chris in RE7. Speaking of which, I guess REmake 2 at Sony tomorrow. Cautious hype! Oh, really? I actually thought the music in the trailer was cool in that cheesy DMC way. And I never really cared for the music in that series all that much except for that one metal track near the start of DMC3. The last time I played a Tales game that was supposed to be the best one was Symphonia and I found it so dull I stopped halfway through. Then I tried the supposed worst one that is complete dog shit, Zestiria, and I actually enjoyed it a lot and finished it. The Tales fanbase is fucking weird and I'm done listening to anything they have to say lol.

Kicked myself for not getting it when it was on sale a few weeks ago, so I'm not missing it this time. Seems like the perfect time to finally play it now that they've announced a sequel made by Chris Avellone.

Lol some people on Era are already complaining about the art style in DMC5. Jfc, these fuckers are mind-blowingly impossible to please. It looked like Devil May Cry to me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ edit: Oh yeah, I guess the Tales of Vesperia remaster is cool. I remember hearing all about how great it was last gen and then when it finally got a PS3 port they never localized it. My experience with Tales has been fairly hit and miss so far, and kind of the opposite of the fanbase consensum, so I'm a bit more skeptical than I was. But still, I'll definitely give it a shot.

Oh thank fucking god. Activision had me worried it might be on Battle.net...

Yeah, in my mind this type of world should exist in a state of perpetual night time lol. Looked great, though. Can't wait to see some proper gameplay.

Announced that they bought a bunch of studios, including Compulsion and Ninja Theory. I expect the worst.

Wow, fuck Microsoft. I actually cared about some of those studios.